Yule Love It! (Main) was the first main questline of the Winter 2016 Event.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Yule Love It! Pt. 1 Make Lisa Explain the Origins of Christmas
Make Springfielders Learn About Christmas (x5)
6s
6s
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
Yule Love It! Pt. 2 Place the Pagan Winter Carnival Sign
Make Homer Get Ready for Bacon
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6s
Cash100
Experience10
Auto

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Yule Love It! Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Bart Icon.png Bad news, Lis. I just checked the Bible, and apparently Buddhists like you don't get Christmas presents.
Bart Sneaky Icon.png Technically, I'm supposed to stone you to death. But since you're my sister, I'm gonna let that slide.
Lisa Curious Icon.png It doesn't say that in the Bible!
Lisa Annoyed Icon.png Well, I'm PRETTY sure it doesn't say that. Only nutjobs actually read the thing.
Lisa Icon.png But regardless, most Christmas traditions have Pagan origins.
Ned Shocked Icon.png Did you say P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p...
Lisa Eyeroll Icon.png Why is it so easy to make Mr. Flanders hyperventilate?

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Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png We actually have no idea what day Jesus was born on. Early Christians just co-opted traditional celebrations of the Winter Solstice.
Lisa Icon.png But every kid, Jesus included, deserves a birthday party, so what's the harm?
Ned Shocked Icon.png But Pagans worship goats and demons and horrible monsters like Mother Earth!
Lisa Icon.png “Pagan” just means you don't follow one of the world's main religions. They're not scary!
Lisa Icon.png In fact, maybe we should hold a traditional Pagan Winter Carnival right here in Springfield. It'll be fun!
Will the Pagan Winter Carnival spell trouble for Ned and Lovejoy? Find out this Sunday at 8/7C on FOX!
 
— System Message.


Yule Love It! Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Homer Surprised Icon.png Is it true, sweetie? Are we having a Bacon Winter Carnival?
Lisa Deadpan Icon.png “Pagan.” Why would anyone have a Bacon Festival? Stupid.
Homer Annoyed Icon.png Don't mock my religious beliefs!
Homer Annoyed Icon.png You don't see me forcing my Baconist teachings on Pagans, do you?
Lisa Deadpan Icon.png No. You've been very open-minded about that. Great job.

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Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png Nice sign, sweetie!
Lisa Icon.png Thanks. You going to put one up for your Bacon Festival?
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png You don't advertise a Bacon Party. Then you'd have to share your bacon, silly!
Homer Icon.png Which goes against EVERYTHING I believe in.
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