Yule Love It! (Act 2)
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Content Update

Winter 2016 Event

Level Required


Release Date

December 18, 2016

Number of Quests


Succeeded by

Springfield Henge (questline)

Yule Love It! (Act 2) was part of the main questline of Act 2 of the Winter 2016 Event.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Yule Love It! Pt. 3 Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library
Make Lisa Check Out the Restricted Section
Unlock Satyr Willie
Yule Love It! Pt. 4 Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Make Homer Binge on Chicken Fingers

Dialogue Edit

Yule Love It! Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon Here's a twist on Christmas: instead of exchanging presents, we'll offer Pagan-style gifts to the gods!
Ned Shocked Icon It's GOD, not GODS! One! And he's not exactly keen on sharing the stage.
Ned Sad Icon Seriously, “no other gods but me” is, like, in his top ten turn-offs.
Lisa Icon Now then, typical Pagan gifts to the gods were wine, or herbs, or grain--
Willie Icon Oh, happy day! We're to run around collecting grain? What a fun update this will be!
Lisa Deadpan Icon At least it's historically accurate.
Willie Angry Icon So's dying slow from ptomaine poisoning, and nobody wants to do that, either! Now go to the library and fetch me the Book of Shadows.
Willie Icon If Willie's going Pagan, Willie's going FULL Pagan.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Annoyed Icon This Book of Shadows is just a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense.
Willie Icon So? EVERY book is a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense. What with all them words, and them strange symbols...
Lisa Confused Icon Willie... you CAN read, right?
Willie Icon Aye! Unless it's in-game dialog. No real man reads in-game dialog.

Yule Love It! Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Satyr Willie Icon All right, according to the Book of Shadows, some gods like to be offered human fingers in tribute.
Moe Icon Now THAT'S a god Moe can get behind. All this modern love and forgiveness, blech! I know if I was a deity, I wouldn't forgive nobody nothing.
Lisa Sad Icon Can we have ONE town-wide festival that doesn't involve gruesome acts of violence?
Moe Icon I got some CHICKEN fingers in the freezer. Maybe them old gods don't know the difference.
Homer Sarcastic Icon Stupid old gods. What rubes.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Mouthfull Icon Mmm. These chicken fingers are tasty.
Moe Icon Hey-hey-hey! Save some for the gods.