Your Goose is Cooked was a limited-time side questline released on January 9, 2019, as part of the Not Yet Spring Cleaning 2019 Event. It was triggered upon the premium building Golden Goose Realty was finished.
Quests[]
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Requirements
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Time
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Reward
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Triggered By
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| Your Goose is Cooked Pt. 1
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Make Mr. Burns Record a Rap Song
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4h
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 100
 10
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Mr. Burns
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| Your Goose is Cooked Pt. 2
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Make Mr. Burns Block Out the Sun
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8h
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200
 20
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Mr. Burns
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Dialogue[]
Your Goose is Cooked Pt. 1[]
Start[]
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Dialogue
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Smithers, why is my nemesis Jay G at the top of this business chart instead of me?
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Uh, that’s the Top 40 chart for Rap Music, sir.
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I should be at the top of every list, from Richest Man to Poorest Charitable Habits!
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What’s this I hear? You think you can out-rap me, Burns?
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*rapping* Old Man Burns, you really are a joke / You’ve struck out so much, it made you have a stroke!
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Ha! You didn’t even start your rapped lyrics by saying your name and what you’re here to say!
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This is going to be easier than I thought.
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Your Goose is Cooked Pt. 2[]
Start[]
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Dialogue
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*rapping* So in conclusion, you’ll get a bruising / If you try to out-rap me, you’ll end up losing!
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Not bad, Burns.
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Really?
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"Bad” would be an improvement!
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*honk*
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Even Goosius hates it! You’re last on the charts!
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If I can’t beat you spitting rhymes, I’ll beat you blocking shine! Sunshine that is!
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You’ve done that like a dozen times!
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It’s my greatest hit!
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End[]
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Dialogue
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You’re pathetic. Isn’t that right, Goosius?
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...Goosius?
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You’re right, blocking out the sun doesn’t make me a better rapper.
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But it does make the days shorter, which made your pal Goosius fly south for the "winter”.
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Goosius can’t fly on his own -- he’s used to first class!
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You’ll pay for this, Burns!!!
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