Your Goose is Cooked was a limited-time side questline released on January 9, 2019, as part of the Not Yet Spring Cleaning 2019 Event. It was triggered upon the premium building Golden Goose Realty was finished.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Your Goose is Cooked Pt. 1 Make Mr. Burns Record a Rap Song 4h Cash100
Mr. Burns
Your Goose is Cooked Pt. 2 Make Mr. Burns Block Out the Sun 8h Cash200
Mr. Burns

Dialogue Edit

Your Goose is Cooked Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Angry Icon Smithers, why is my nemesis Jay G at the top of this business chart instead of me?
Smithers Eyeroll Icon Uh, that’s the Top 40 chart for Rap Music, sir.
Mr. Burns Angry Icon I should be at the top of every list, from Richest Man to Poorest Charitable Habits!
Jay G Annoyed Icon What’s this I hear? You think you can out-rap me, Burns?
Jay G Happy Icon *rapping* Old Man Burns, you really are a joke / You’ve struck out so much, it made you have a stroke!
Mr. Burns Delighted Icon Ha! You didn’t even start your rapped lyrics by saying your name and what you’re here to say!
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon This is going to be easier than I thought.

Your Goose is Cooked Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Shouting Icon *rapping* So in conclusion, you’ll get a bruising / If you try to out-rap me, you’ll end up losing!
Jay G Icon Not bad, Burns.
Mr. Burns Surprised Icon Really?
Jay G Sarcastic Icon "Bad” would be an improvement!
Goosius Icon *honk*
Jay G Happy Icon Even Goosius hates it! You’re last on the charts!
Mr. Burns Angry Icon If I can’t beat you spitting rhymes, I’ll beat you blocking shine! Sunshine that is!
Jay G Annoyed Icon You’ve done that like a dozen times!
Mr. Burns Winking Icon It’s my greatest hit!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Jay G Annoyed Icon You’re pathetic. Isn’t that right, Goosius?
Jay G Surprised Icon ...Goosius?
Mr. Burns Sad Icon You’re right, blocking out the sun doesn’t make me a better rapper.
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon But it does make the days shorter, which made your pal Goosius fly south for the "winter”.
Jay G Worried Icon Goosius can’t fly on his own -- he’s used to first class!
Jay G Annoyed Icon You’ll pay for this, Burns!!!
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