You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter is a premium questline released during the Level 45 Update for Üter. It begins after completion of The Hungry Hun.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 1 Make Üter Enjoy Candy for Breakfast 8h Cash100
Experience10
Üter
You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 2 Make Üter Wash Lederhosen 60m Cash100
Experience10
Üter
You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 3 Make Üter Attend Sci-Fi Convention 4h Cash100
Experience10
Skinner
You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 4 Make Üter Run While Full of Chocolate 24h Cash100
Experience10
Üter
You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 5 Make Üter Hide in the Kwik-E-Mart 8h Cash100
Experience10
Üter
You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 6 Make Üter Visit the Doctor 12h Cash100
Experience10
Üter
You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 7 Make Üter Have Second Breakfast 12h Cash200
Experience20
Üter

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Happy Icon.png "Welcome back, Uter!"
Lisa Icon.png "So much has changed since you've been gone. Mostly the locations of things and that our currency is donuts now."
Uter Happy Icon.png "Donuts? Sweet sugary donuts?"
Lisa Deadpan Icon.png "You can't eat them. They're legal tender."
Lisa Icon.png "Well, semi-legal -- legal tender is usually transferable."
Uter Icon.png "Then I will have to forgo donuts, and eat a healthy breakfast instead."

You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Uter Afraid Icon.png "Oh no, ze first day of school and my lederhosen are filthy!"

"What else can I wear? Pants WITHOUT suspenders?"

Uter Sad Icon.png "The children will make fun of me for sure."
Uter Icon.png "Perhaps I can make a fresh pair out of ze curtains, just like ze Von Trapps!"
Uter Sad Icon.png "Oh no – these curtains are filthy too! Back to Plan Acht!"

You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Skinner Icon.png "Hello, Uter. Or as they say in your country -- Hallo, Uter."

"I honestly thought Springfield being destroyed would make you want to go back home."

Uter Icon.png "No no, I must attend your American school system to get grade A American education, Principal Skinner!"
Skinner Icon.png "Well, the Department of Education actually gave our grade A American education a D minus."

"But no “learning” today, Uter."
"While in Europe you might learn on Saturdays, and give wine to babies, here in America Saturdays are strictly for non-learning."
"I'm just here to supervise a Sci-Fi convention in the school gym."

Uter Happy Icon.png "I love sci-fi! Almost as much as deep fry!"
Skinner Icon.png "Then come on in, Uter – your enthusiasm and girth will fit right in."

You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Uter Happy Icon.png "Wraps of Khan and Chocolate Cookies Of The Fried Kind - this is paradise!"
Nelson Icon.png "Uter, you old so and so! I haven't seen you in ages."

"We're way past-due on your last wedgie appointment."
"I'm going to have to do a full bully overhaul – wedgie, swirlie, noogie, maybe even a swonkie."
"If I move my next Haw-Haw appointment, I should be able to squeeze you in..."
"...to a locker."

Uter Afraid Icon.png "Please, no! Don't make me run, I am full of chocolate!"

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Uter Afraid Icon.png "Out of the vay!"

"My nurples must not become purple!"

Hank Scorpio Pleased Icon.png "These conventions are a great place to find social misfits with genius-level IQs for my superweapon project."
Hank Scorpio Icon.png "Plus pick up some more slammers for my Pog collection."
Nelson Grim Icon.png "Get back here, nerd!"
Hank Scorpio Icon.png "Of course, I also usually nab some hired muscle in the process."
Hank Scorpio Pleased Icon.png "That kid would be a great candidate for my Henchboys to Henchmen program."

You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Uter Sad Icon.png "If I run another step, I will yodel!"
Nelson Icon.png "When I get my hands on you, you're getting a beating American-style!"
Uter Afraid Icon.png "Oversized portions and no apologies!"

"I need a place to hide. A place that is safe, secure..."

Uter Icon.png "...and, hopefully, full of candy."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Apu Icon.png "I believe your bully has gone, young customer. But feel free to continue to eat our imported chocolate..."

"...imported from the Shelbyville Discount Candy Emporium."

Uter Icon.png "Thank you for your hospitality – I shall never nougat it!"
Uter Happy Icon.png "Haha, candy humor. Auf Wiedersehen!"

You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Uter Sad Icon.png "I don't feel well. It could be a cramp from all that exercise."

"Or perhaps it was that candy-less candy apple I ate earlier. Nature lies about its candy!"
"Perhaps I should meet with herr doktor..."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Uter Sad Icon.png "Do you know what is wrong with me, herr doktor?"
Dr. Hibbert Icon.png "Oh I'm no hair doctor, although I do like to take care of my locks. Heh-Heh-Heh."

"Uter, you have what I call the Rocky of diabetes – types one through seven."

Dr. Hibbert Happy Icon.png "But you also don't have any American health care, so on your way."

You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 7[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Uter Icon.png "Maybe I should take the advice of my cousins Hansel and Gretel and round out my diet."

"A steady regiment of breadcrumbs and houses!"
"Strange, all this talk of food is making me hungry."

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