You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter is a premium questline released during the Level 45Update for Üter. It begins after completion of The Hungry Hun.
You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 1[]
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"Welcome back, Uter!"
"So much has changed since you've been gone. Mostly the locations of things and that our currency is donuts now."
"Donuts? Sweet sugary donuts?"
"You can't eat them. They're legal tender."
"Well, semi-legal -- legal tender is usually transferable."
"Then I will have to forgo donuts, and eat a healthy breakfast instead."
You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 2[]
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"Oh no, ze first day of school and my lederhosen are filthy!"
"What else can I wear? Pants WITHOUT suspenders?"
"The children will make fun of me for sure."
"Perhaps I can make a fresh pair out of ze curtains, just like ze Von Trapps!"
"Oh no – these curtains are filthy too! Back to Plan Acht!"
You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 3[]
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"Hello, Uter. Or as they say in your country -- Hallo, Uter."
"I honestly thought Springfield being destroyed would make you want to go back home."
"No no, I must attend your American school system to get grade A American education, Principal Skinner!"
"Well, the Department of Education actually gave our grade A American education a D minus."
"But no “learning” today, Uter."
"While in Europe you might learn on Saturdays, and give wine to babies, here in America Saturdays are strictly for non-learning."
"I'm just here to supervise a Sci-Fi convention in the school gym."
"I love sci-fi! Almost as much as deep fry!"
"Then come on in, Uter – your enthusiasm and girth will fit right in."
You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 4[]
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"Wraps of Khan and Chocolate Cookies Of The Fried Kind - this is paradise!"
"Uter, you old so and so! I haven't seen you in ages."
"We're way past-due on your last wedgie appointment."
"I'm going to have to do a full bully overhaul – wedgie, swirlie, noogie, maybe even a swonkie."
"If I move my next Haw-Haw appointment, I should be able to squeeze you in..."
"...to a locker."
"Please, no! Don't make me run, I am full of chocolate!"
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"Out of the vay!"
"My nurples must not become purple!"
"These conventions are a great place to find social misfits with genius-level IQs for my superweapon project."
"Plus pick up some more slammers for my Pog collection."
"Get back here, nerd!"
"Of course, I also usually nab some hired muscle in the process."
"That kid would be a great candidate for my Henchboys to Henchmen program."
You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 5[]
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"If I run another step, I will yodel!"
"When I get my hands on you, you're getting a beating American-style!"
"Oversized portions and no apologies!"
"I need a place to hide. A place that is safe, secure..."
"...and, hopefully, full of candy."
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"I believe your bully has gone, young customer. But feel free to continue to eat our imported chocolate..."
"...imported from the Shelbyville Discount Candy Emporium."
"Thank you for your hospitality – I shall never nougat it!"
"Haha, candy humor. Auf Wiedersehen!"
You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 6[]
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"I don't feel well. It could be a cramp from all that exercise."
"Or perhaps it was that candy-less candy apple I ate earlier. Nature lies about its candy!"
"Perhaps I should meet with herr doktor..."
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"Do you know what is wrong with me, herr doktor?"
"Oh I'm no hair doctor, although I do like to take care of my locks. Heh-Heh-Heh."
"Uter, you have what I call the Rocky of diabetes – types one through seven."
"But you also don't have any American health care, so on your way."
You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 7[]
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"Maybe I should take the advice of my cousins Hansel and Gretel and round out my diet."
"A steady regiment of breadcrumbs and houses!"
"Strange, all this talk of food is making me hungry."