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"Ah, Springfield! It is pleasing to return to you, where I can do and say things referencing the culture of Japan."
"I had feared I was trapped in yomi, the underground home of the dead in Shintoism. See, I'm doing it already."
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"It's terrific you're back, Akira!"
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"Between you and me, Springfield has been looking awfully yellow lately."
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"Is that comment... because I'm Asian?"
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"WHUUUUT?!"
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"NO! No, I love races! And colors!"
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"In fact, rainbow is my favorite sherbet flavor."
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"How could the color yellow apply to Asians? You're more pale than we are."
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"Bart! You're not helping."
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"Even though I possess an awareness of racist ideas like "yellowface" and "yellow peril", when I look at my hands, I have to admit the boy is right."
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"Hey, you can't use those terms! They're only for fellow yellows to use with each other!"
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"Mr. Homer, I have acted dishonorably and brought shame to my ancestors, two ways of feeling that pop culture says are appropriately Japanese-y."
"To make amends, please bring your family to The Happy Sumo for a free dinner."
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"Alright! Why let anger eat away at you when you can eat away your anger?"
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