XOXO! is a premium side questline released on February 26, 2017, during the Destination Springfield 2017 Event. It requires the premium character Xoxchitla.
Quests[]
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Requirements
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Triggered By
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XOXO! Pt. 1
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Make Xoxchitla Educate
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4h
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100 10
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Xoxchitla
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XOXO! Pt. 2
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Make Xoxchitla Read Fan Mail Make Ned Flanders Write Protest Letters
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60m 60m
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100 10
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Xoxchitla
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XOXO! Pt. 3
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Make Xoxchitla Put on a Special Make Springfield Men Watch Xoxchitla's Special (x3)
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4h 4h
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100 10
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Xoxchitla
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XOXO! Pt. 4
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Make Xoxchitla Consider Krusty's Proposal
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4h 4h
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100 10
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Krusty
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XOXO! Pt. 5
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Make Xoxchitla Give Flanders a Private Demonstration Make Ned Attend the Private Demonstration
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4h 4h
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100 10
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Xoxchitla
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XOXO Pt. 6
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Make Xoxchitla Do the Teleboobies Dance
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8h
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100 10
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Xoxchitla
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Dialogue[]
XOXO! Pt. 1[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Happy morning, children of Springfield U.S.A. It's me, Xoxchitla, from Brazil!
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Are you ready to learn your arithmetic with dancing and wriggling, the Teleboobies way?
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Indeed we are, ma'am.
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For the first time ever I'm interested in learning.
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XOXO! Pt. 2[]
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Dialogue
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Xoxchitla, your show is the highest rated children's program we've ever had on Channel Six.
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Ootchy-scootchy wonderful.
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Actually, it isn't saying a lot. Our other kids program is Krusty.
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On the other hand, your program has also earned a record number of protests.
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Which *is* saying a lot. Our other program is Krusty.
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XOXO! Pt. 3[]
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Dialogue
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Hey Xoxchitla! All of us guys at the bar are giant fans.
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Really? You and your barfly friends like a children's show?
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Whaa? Teleboobies is a kids show?! Now I feel very weird about myself.
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But it does explain how come adult entertainment was on at ten in the morning.
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XOXO! Pt. 4[]
Start[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Xoxchitla, we're both in the kids entertainment business, right?
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Oh, no. Maybe you entertain, but I educate.
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Eh, let's face it, I don't even entertain.
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But how about we team up, and do what we do best... make money off children.
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Maybe we could do more than team up. I'm looking for wife number seven.
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End[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Krusty, thanks for your marriage proposal. In Brazil, no man is more desirable than an aging washed up clown.
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Really? That's me exactly!
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Unfortunately, we are not in Brazil.
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I never see those coming.
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XOXO! Pt. 5[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Ooh, a crowd of fans outside my dressing room. Let's all drink açaí smoothies.
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We're not fans, we're protesters.
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We want our husbands to stop spending all their time watching you.
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Yes, and go back to spending all their time watching football.
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Mr. Flanders, I am going to prove you're wrong about me.
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XOXO Pt. 6[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Good news, my wonderful fans. Mr. Flanders has retracted his protest.
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You see there's really nothing wrong with “Teleboobies.” It's just that you Americans are so hung up on sex.
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We watched the show, and before you know it, Rod and Todd had learned enough to read Corinthians, One and Two!
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When I say “watched”, I mean “listened to the sound with a sheet over the TV screen.”
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