XOXO! is a premium side questline released on February 26, 2017, during the Destination Springfield 2017 Event. It requires the premium character Xoxchitla.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
XOXO! Pt. 1 Make Xoxchitla Educate 4h Cash100
Experience10
Xoxchitla
XOXO! Pt. 2 Make Xoxchitla Read Fan Mail
Make Ned Flanders Write Protest Letters
60m
60m
Cash100
Experience10
Xoxchitla
XOXO! Pt. 3 Make Xoxchitla Put on a Special
Make Springfield Men Watch Xoxchitla's Special (x3)
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Xoxchitla
XOXO! Pt. 4 Make Xoxchitla Consider Krusty's Proposal 4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Krusty
XOXO! Pt. 5 Make Xoxchitla Give Flanders a Private Demonstration
Make Ned Attend the Private Demonstration
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Xoxchitla
XOXO Pt. 6 Make Xoxchitla Do the Teleboobies Dance 8h Cash100
Experience10
Xoxchitla

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

XOXO! Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Xoxchitla Happy Icon.png Happy morning, children of Springfield U.S.A. It's me, Xoxchitla, from Brazil!
Xoxchitla Icon.png Are you ready to learn your arithmetic with dancing and wriggling, the Teleboobies way?
Bart Happy Icon.png Indeed we are, ma'am.
Bart Confused Icon.png For the first time ever I'm interested in learning.

XOXO! Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Brockman Icon.png Xoxchitla, your show is the highest rated children's program we've ever had on Channel Six.
Xoxchitla Happy Icon.png Ootchy-scootchy wonderful.
Brockman Icon.png Actually, it isn't saying a lot. Our other kids program is Krusty.
Brockman Icon.png On the other hand, your program has also earned a record number of protests.
Brockman Happy Icon.png Which *is* saying a lot. Our other program is Krusty.

XOXO! Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Moe Icon.png Hey Xoxchitla! All of us guys at the bar are giant fans.
Xoxchitla Icon.png Really? You and your barfly friends like a children's show?
Moe Shocked Icon.png Whaa? Teleboobies is a kids show?! Now I feel very weird about myself.
Moe Sneaky Icon.png But it does explain how come adult entertainment was on at ten in the morning.

XOXO! Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Krusty Icon.png Xoxchitla, we're both in the kids entertainment business, right?
Xoxchitla Sad Icon.png Oh, no. Maybe you entertain, but I educate.
Krusty Embarrassed Icon.png Eh, let's face it, I don't even entertain.
Krusty Icon.png But how about we team up, and do what we do best... make money off children.
Krusty Joking Icon.png Maybe we could do more than team up. I'm looking for wife number seven.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Xoxchitla Happy Icon.png Krusty, thanks for your marriage proposal. In Brazil, no man is more desirable than an aging washed up clown.
Krusty Surprised Icon.png Really? That's me exactly!
Xoxchitla Annoyed Icon.png Unfortunately, we are not in Brazil.
Krusty Sad Icon.png I never see those coming.

XOXO! Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Xoxchitla Happy Icon.png Ooh, a crowd of fans outside my dressing room. Let's all drink açaí smoothies.
Ned Angry Icon.png We're not fans, we're protesters.
Luann Angry Icon.png We want our husbands to stop spending all their time watching you.
Helen Lovejoy Angsty Icon.png Yes, and go back to spending all their time watching football.
Xoxchitla Icon.png Mr. Flanders, I am going to prove you're wrong about me.

XOXO Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Xoxchitla Happy Icon.png Good news, my wonderful fans. Mr. Flanders has retracted his protest.
Xoxchitla Icon.png You see there's really nothing wrong with “Teleboobies.” It's just that you Americans are so hung up on sex.
Ned Icon.png We watched the show, and before you know it, Rod and Todd had learned enough to read Corinthians, One and Two!
Ned Happy Icon.png When I say “watched”, I mean “listened to the sound with a sheet over the TV screen.”
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