Woman on Fire

Woman on Fire is a limited-time premium side quest line released on March 16, 2016 for the Crook and Ladder 2016 Event. It requires Fireman Apu.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Woman on Fire Pt. 1	Make Apu Order Bottles with Paypal So it Takes Longer to Process	24h	100 10	Apu
Woman on Fire Pt. 2	Make Apu Sit Through Hamilton Without His Phone to Play Freemium Games On	6h	100 10	Apu
Woman on Fire Pt. 3	Make Apu Go Through Receipts to Figure Out Where Manjula Shops Make Apu “Visit” All the Indian Groceries Just to be Safe	8h 24h	100 10	Apu
Woman on Fire Pt. 4	Make Apu Kick Himself for Forgetting the Kama Sutra	6s	100 10	Apu

Character	Dialogue
	Apu, it's your turn to feed the Octuplets!
	Sorry, I'd love to, but I've got to go put out a fire.
	Nice try. But I called the fire station and checked -- there are NO fires right now in Springfield.
	Watch out! The baby bottles are on fire!
	What the--
	Guess you gotta breastfeed them. Don't worry, I'll pick up some bottles tomorrow. Or better yet, I'll order them online. With non-expedited seven to ten business days shipping.

Character	Dialogue
	Apu, hurry up and get dressed! We don't want to miss the start of Hamilton.
	Oh no! The tickets to Hamilton are on fire!
	Don't worry, I sent electronic tickets to your phone.
	Oh no! My phone is on fire!
	I've got them on my phone as well.
	sigh

Character	Dialogue
	Apu, can you put the kids into their high chairs? Dinner's almost ready.
	Oh my gosh! The oven's on fire! Now we can't eat your gluten-free kale samosas!
	Tonight I ordered a pizza. I'm not making samosas ‘til tomorrow.
	Oh my gosh! The Indian grocery where you buy the ingredients is on fire!

Character	Dialogue
	I'm home from my hair appointment! Are the babies ok?
	Yes, but some other things aren't. Your Adele CDs caught on fire. As did that Teletubbies video the kids like. And that IKEA furniture you wanted me to put together. And all the pictures of your mom.