Make Apu Order Bottles with Paypal So it Takes Longer to Process
24h
100 10
Apu
Woman on Fire Pt. 2
Make Apu Sit Through Hamilton Without His Phone to Play Freemium Games On
6h
100 10
Apu
Woman on Fire Pt. 3
Make Apu Go Through Receipts to Figure Out Where Manjula Shops Make Apu “Visit” All the Indian Groceries Just to be Safe
8h 24h
100 10
Apu
Woman on Fire Pt. 4
Make Apu Kick Himself for Forgetting the Kama Sutra
6s
100 10
Apu
Dialogue[]
Woman on Fire Pt. 1[]
Character
Dialogue
Apu, it's your turn to feed the Octuplets!
Sorry, I'd love to, but I've got to go put out a fire.
Nice try. But I called the fire station and checked -- there are NO fires right now in Springfield.
Watch out! The baby bottles are on fire!
What the--
Guess you gotta breastfeed them. Don't worry, I'll pick up some bottles tomorrow. Or better yet, I'll order them online. With non-expedited seven to ten business days shipping.
Woman on Fire Pt. 2[]
Character
Dialogue
Apu, hurry up and get dressed! We don't want to miss the start of Hamilton.
Oh no! The tickets to Hamilton are on fire!
Don't worry, I sent electronic tickets to your phone.
Oh no! My phone is on fire!
I've got them on my phone as well.
*sigh*
Woman on Fire Pt. 3[]
Character
Dialogue
Apu, can you put the kids into their high chairs? Dinner's almost ready.
Oh my gosh! The oven's on fire! Now we can't eat your gluten-free kale samosas!
Tonight I ordered a pizza. I'm not making samosas ‘til tomorrow.
Oh my gosh! The Indian grocery where you buy the ingredients is on fire!
Woman on Fire Pt. 4[]
Character
Dialogue
I'm home from my hair appointment! Are the babies ok?
Yes, but some other things aren't. Your Adele CDs caught on fire. As did that Teletubbies video the kids like. And that IKEA furniture you wanted me to put together. And all the pictures of your mom.
Trivia[]
The quest title is a parody of the action novel titled Man on Fire.