Sorry, I'd love to, but I've got to go put out a fire.
Nice try. But I called the fire station and checked -- there are NO fires right now in Springfield.
Watch out! The baby bottles are on fire!
What the--
Guess you gotta breastfeed them. Don't worry, I'll pick up some bottles tomorrow. Or better yet, I'll order them online. With non-expedited seven to ten business days shipping.
I'm home from my hair appointment! Are the babies ok?
Yes, but some other things aren't. Your Adele CDs caught on fire. As did that Teletubbies video the kids like. And that IKEA furniture you wanted me to put together. And all the pictures of your mom.