From "" (Season 23, Episode 13)
Need to Collect
Talk to the wing, Thisbe.
— Wisecracking Parrot's unlock message.
Wisecracking Parrot is a limited-time NPC that was released on June 23, 2017 as part of the Time Traveling Toaster 2017 Event. He was the fourth prize to be won in the event's Act 3.
Wisecracking Parrot is a character in Disney's Pyramus and Thisbe. After Abe told a story of Pyramus and Thisbe, a book by Disney was shown, with a talking parrot on the front. Lisa then mentioned that every time Disney adds a wisecracking parrot to a story they think they own it.
When tapped the Wisecracking Parrot says one of the following pirate jokes:
A young Buccaneer was going to see Booty and the Beast, but it was "arr rated".
I knew a pirate boxer once. He had a killer right hook.
I was going to get a hook and wooden peg, but it cost an arm and a leg.
Pirates make great singers, because they can hit the high C's.
To err is human. To arr is pirate.
The problem with piracy is that once you start, you're hooked for life.
What do you call a pirate with two legs and two eyes? A rookie.
Where does Captain Hook go shopping? The second-hand store.
He is the second character that has dialogue when tapped, the first is the Frog Prince.