Talk to the wing, Thisbe.
— Wisecracking Parrot's unlock message.

Wisecracking Parrot is a limited-time NPC that was released on June 23, 2017 as part of the Time Traveling Toaster 2017 Event. He was the fourth prize to be won in the event's Act 3.

About[edit | edit source]

Wisecracking Parrot is a character in Disney's Pyramus and Thisbe. After Abe told a story of Pyramus and Thisbe, a book by Disney was shown, with a talking parrot on the front. Lisa then mentioned that every time Disney adds a wisecracking parrot to a story they think they own it.

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Pirate Jokes[edit | edit source]

When tapped the Wisecracking Parrot says one of the following pirate jokes:

Character Joke
Parrot Icon.png A young Buccaneer was going to see Booty and the Beast, but it was "arr rated".
Parrot Icon.png I knew a pirate boxer once. He had a killer right hook.
Parrot Icon.png I was going to get a hook and wooden peg, but it cost an arm and a leg.
Parrot Icon.png Pirates make great singers, because they can hit the high C's.
Parrot Icon.png To err is human. To arr is pirate.
Parrot Icon.png The problem with piracy is that once you start, you're hooked for life.
Parrot Icon.png What do you call a pirate with two legs and two eyes? A rookie.
Parrot Icon.png Where does Captain Hook go shopping? The second-hand store.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • He is the second character that has dialogue when tapped, the first is the Frog Prince.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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