Willie either can't, or won't, read. Willie forgets which. The end result is the same, Willie supposes.
Anyway, this store has a giant gun on the sign. So that's where I'm goin'!
Wild Wild Willie Pt. 2[]
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Is this the right gun for shooting squirrels on a busy kids' playground?
It's NRA-approved for just that use! With stopping power like this, you can make an awful lot of kids safe from terrorists. Add this optional hair trigger, and the safety really shoots through the roof!
Willie's not out to protect kids! Willie can't stand the wee devils!
I need this gun to stop the squirrels from stealing mah twigs, string and lint. I'm trying to make a nest here, too, after all!
Ok sir, but there's a waiting period.
Argh!
Wild Wild Willie Pt. 3[]
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Finally! I got me boomstick and it's time for a proper reckonin'!
Do these rodents really think they can outsmart Willie...
...just because their scores on standard intelligence tests are significantly higher than Willie's?
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Ack, I must've dozed off.
Me gun! The rodent has run off with it!
You win this one ya' buck-toothed bedbug.
Looks like Willie's movin' back to the culvert. Well, I WAS starting to miss the odor of pig farm runoff.