Who Wants to be a Billionaire

Who Wants to be a Billionaire
Event	Christmas 2014 Event
Released Date	December 3, 2014
Number of Quests	8

Who Wants to be a Billionaire is a limited time questline released on December 3, 2014 during the Christmas 2014 Event. It is unlocked when the player wins Zutroy.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Triggered By
Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 1	Build the Control Building Make Zutroy Eat a Traditional Ethnic Meal of Cat	60m	Zutroy
Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 2	Make Zutroy Hide From Unsympathetic Springfielders	12h	Zutroy
Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 3	Build Android's Dungeon Make Zutroy Pay Too Much for a Comic Book	8h	Zutroy
Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 4	Build The Java Server Make Zutroy Send Money to Nigerian Prince	12h	Zutroy
Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 5	Build the Bachelor Arms Apartments Make Zutroy Sign Papers	24h	Zutroy
Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 6	Make Mr. Burns Sell the Plant to Zutroy Make Zutroy Be In Charge	16h	Zutroy
Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 7	Make Zutroy Ship the Nuclear Plant to his Old Country	1d 12h	Zutroy
Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 8	Make Zutroy Give All his Money to Charity Make Zutroy Siesta	45s 60m	Zutroy

Trivia

• The quest name is a parody of the popular U.S. game show, Who Wants to be a Millionaire?.

Dialogue

Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 1

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Tocdani?
	Meow.
	Krabdanoc!
	Meow.

End

No dialogue

Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 2

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Look, daddy, that poorly-shaven man has found my missing cat!
	Dodontoc?
	Why is my cat in a pot with leeks and garlic?
	Krabdanic.
	Here's ten dollars reward for finding my daughter's cat.
	If I ever see you again I will punch you with my bodyguard's fist.

End

No dialogue

Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 3

Start

Character	Dialogue
	*sigh* Another non-customer wandering into my store.
	No, you may not use the bathroom. No, I don't know where the fabric store is.
	Nikrabda.
	I see you are staring blankly at Radioactive Man #241, with special guest artist Geoff Jenkins.
	A rare collector's item. I will let you have it for $10.
	Datoc?
	Trust me, it's a steal. Just hand over the money.

End

Character	Dialogue
	Once again I have fleeced an unwary customer. A comic book penned by that hack Jenkins is worth $1 at best.
	Now to read the news. Where I see Geoff Jenkins has died. And that he was the grandnephew of Pablo Picasso.
	Making any comic book he drew worth over $10,000?!
	I must now fall to my knees and scream in dramatic fashion.
	Noooo!

Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 4

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Pfft. Zutroy, look at this. An obvious scam from a so-called Nigerian prince.
	Tocdatoc?
	Send him ten thousand dollars and he'll reward you a hundred times over. As if we'd fall for that.
	Danikrab!

End

Character	Dialogue
	You mean that email was legit? You have a million dollars and you're a vice-Prince of Nigeria now?
	Tockikrabda.
	I guess I should start taking those male enhancement emails more seriously.

Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 5

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Zutroy, now you rich, you need to invest your money.
	Dakrabtoc?
	I got great opportunity. Apartment building for sale. Best on Westside. Only one million dollars.
	Dakrabtoc?
	Slight problem with gangs making meth in basement. There, you been duly notified.
	Krabnitoc.

End

Character	Dialogue
	Zutroy, as you are the owner of the Bachelor Arms Apartments, I must inform you that your property has been condemned!
	Tocbaknidrab?
	Your building filled with lonely old men will be knocked down and replaced with a prison full of lonely young men.
	The prison will be run by a private corporation, National Punishment and Overcrowding, Inc.
	Since prisons are a highly lucrative growth industry, they've agreed to compensate you for your loss, to the tune of 100 million dollars.
	Datoc.
	Er, um, a ten percent finder's fee to the Mayor is customary.

Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 6

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Mr. Burns, I've got a tip the nuclear regulators are on their way to shut the plant down for "so many violations even the NCAA was shocked."
	Well, time to unload this white elephant and retire to Tahiti for a life of rum drinks.
	My thong is ironed and ready, sir.
	Zutroy, my boy! You've been an exemplary employee. How would you like to be in charge?
	Tocnikrabda, Mistah Boorns.
	I hear you're in the money. For a mere 100 million dollars, the plant is yours.
	Krabtoc?
	So amusing. Sign here and the deal is done.

End

No dialogue

Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 7

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Noctoc, Zlamnoc. (Hey, Zlamnoc old buddy, it's me Zutroy.)
	Nibkadra. (So, I just bought a nuclear plant.)
	Kabnikra nob loctoc? (Could you use one in the old country?)
	Kab. (I can let it go for a cool two billion.)
	Tocnikrabda. (Great. Suitcases of 100 dollar bills will be perfect.)

End

No dialogue

Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 8

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Hey Zutroy, you're the classic American success story.
	One that actual Americans never achieve any more.
	What will you do with your billions of dollars?
	Tocdatoc.

End

No dialogue