Who Wants to be a Billionaire is a limited time questline released on December 3, 2014 during the Christmas 2014 Event. It is unlocked when the player wins Zutroy.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Triggered By
Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 1 Build the Control Building
Make Zutroy Eat a Traditional Ethnic Meal of Cat
60m Zutroy
Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 2 Make Zutroy Hide From Unsympathetic Springfielders 12h Zutroy
Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 3 Build Android's Dungeon
Make Zutroy Pay Too Much for a Comic Book
8h Zutroy
Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 4 Build The Java Server
Make Zutroy Send Money to Nigerian Prince
12h Zutroy
Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 5 Build the Bachelor Arms Apartments
Make Zutroy Sign Papers
24h Zutroy
Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 6 Make Mr. Burns Sell the Plant to Zutroy
Make Zutroy Be In Charge
16h Zutroy
Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 7 Make Zutroy Ship the Nuclear Plant to his Old Country 1d 12h Zutroy
Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 8 Make Zutroy Give All his Money to Charity
Make Zutroy Siesta
45s
60m
Zutroy

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • The quest name is a parody of the popular U.S. game show, Who Wants to be a Millionaire?.

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Zutroy Icon.png Tocdani?
Caticon.png Meow.
Zutroy Happy Icon.png Krabdanoc!
Caticon.png Meow.

End[edit | edit source]

No dialogue

Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Greta Wolfcastle Happy Icon.png Look, daddy, that poorly-shaven man has found my missing cat!
Zutroy Confused Icon.png Dodontoc?
Greta Wolfcastle Sad Icon.png Why is my cat in a pot with leeks and garlic?
Zutroy Icon.png Krabdanic.
Wolfcastle Icon.png Here's ten dollars reward for finding my daughter's cat.
Wolfcastle Icon.png If I ever see you again I will punch you with my bodyguard's fist.

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No dialogue

Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Annoyed Icon.png *sigh* Another non-customer wandering into my store.
Comic Book Guy Annoyed Icon.png No, you may not use the bathroom. No, I don't know where the fabric store is.
Zutroy Icon.png Nikrabda.
Comic Book Guy Icon.png I see you are staring blankly at Radioactive Man #241, with special guest artist Geoff Jenkins.
Comic Book Guy Icon.png A rare collector's item. I will let you have it for $10.
Zutroy Confused Icon.png Datoc?
Comic Book Guy Icon.png Trust me, it's a steal. Just hand over the money.

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Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Icon.png Once again I have fleeced an unwary customer. A comic book penned by that hack Jenkins is worth $1 at best.
Comic Book Guy Icon.png Now to read the news. Where I see Geoff Jenkins has died. And that he was the grandnephew of Pablo Picasso.
Comic Book Guy Icon.png Making any comic book he drew worth over $10,000?!
Comic Book Guy Sad Icon.png I must now fall to my knees and scream in dramatic fashion.
Comic Book Guy Sad Icon.png Noooo!

Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png Pfft. Zutroy, look at this. An obvious scam from a so-called Nigerian prince.
Zutroy Icon.png Tocdatoc?
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png Send him ten thousand dollars and he'll reward you a hundred times over. As if we'd fall for that.
Zutroy Happy Icon.png Danikrab!

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Character Dialogue
Homer Surprised Icon.png You mean that email was legit? You have a million dollars and you're a vice-Prince of Nigeria now?
Zutroy Icon.png Tockikrabda.
Homer Icon.png I guess I should start taking those male enhancement emails more seriously.

Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Cookie Kwan Icon.png Zutroy, now you rich, you need to invest your money.
Zutroy Confused Icon.png Dakrabtoc?
Cookie Kwan Icon.png I got great opportunity. Apartment building for sale. Best on Westside. Only one million dollars.
Zutroy Confused Icon.png Dakrabtoc?
Cookie Kwan Icon.png Slight problem with gangs making meth in basement. There, you been duly notified.
Zutroy Icon.png Krabnitoc.

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Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon.png Zutroy, as you are the owner of the Bachelor Arms Apartments, I must inform you that your property has been condemned!
Zutroy Confused Icon.png Tocbaknidrab?
Quimby Icon.png Your building filled with lonely old men will be knocked down and replaced with a prison full of lonely young men.
Quimby Icon.png The prison will be run by a private corporation, National Punishment and Overcrowding, Inc.
Quimby Icon.png Since prisons are a highly lucrative growth industry, they've agreed to compensate you for your loss, to the tune of 100 million dollars.
Zutroy Icon.png Datoc.
Quimby Icon.png Er, um, a ten percent finder's fee to the Mayor is customary.

Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Smithers Icon.png Mr. Burns, I've got a tip the nuclear regulators are on their way to shut the plant down for "so many violations even the NCAA was shocked."
Mr. Burns Icon.png Well, time to unload this white elephant and retire to Tahiti for a life of rum drinks.
Smithers Icon.png My thong is ironed and ready, sir.
Mr. Burns Happy Icon.png Zutroy, my boy! You've been an exemplary employee. How would you like to be in charge?
Zutroy Icon.png Tocnikrabda, Mistah Boorns.
Mr. Burns Icon.png I hear you're in the money. For a mere 100 million dollars, the plant is yours.
Zutroy Sad Icon.png Krabtoc?
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon.png So amusing. Sign here and the deal is done.

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No dialogue

Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 7[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Zutroy Icon.png Noctoc, Zlamnoc. (Hey, Zlamnoc old buddy, it's me Zutroy.)
Zutroy Icon.png Nibkadra. (So, I just bought a nuclear plant.)
Zutroy Icon.png Kabnikra nob loctoc? (Could you use one in the old country?)
Zutroy Icon.png Kab. (I can let it go for a cool two billion.)
Zutroy Happy Icon.png Tocnikrabda. (Great. Suitcases of 100 dollar bills will be perfect.)

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No dialogue

Who Wants to be a Billionaire Pt. 8[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png Hey Zutroy, you're the classic American success story.
Homer Icon.png One that actual Americans never achieve any more.
Homer Icon.png What will you do with your billions of dollars?
Zutroy Icon.png Tocdatoc.

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No dialogue

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