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The main questline for Act 3 of the Destination Springfield 2017 Event. It's composed of parts of The Noise From Brazil and Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? questlines intertwined.

Quests[]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Noise From Brazil Pt. 1 Make Quimby Plan A Brazilian Tourist Destination*
Make Homer Plan to Eat a Brazilian Fruit Headdress
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
The Noise From Brazil Pt. 2 Build The Barra 6s Cash100
Experience10
Ned
The Noise From Brazil Pt. 3 Make Ned Hide From Sin 4h Cash100
Experience10
Ned
The Noise From Brazil Pt. 4 Make Ned Learn to Samba 4h Cash100
Experience10
Ned
The Noise From Brazil Pt. 5 Make Ned Pray to Stop Doing the Samba 4h Cash100
Experience10
Ned
The Noise From Brazil Pt. 6 Make Ned Try to Cure Samba Fever 4h Cash100
Experience10
Ned
The Noise From Brazil Pt. 7 Make Ned Dance for the Ladies
Make Ladies Watch Ned Dance (x3)
Possible Characters:

Excluded Characters:

4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Ned
Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 1
Make Springfielders Drink at Barra (x5)
Excluding:
4h Cash100
Experience10
Apu
Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 2
Make Springfielders Drink in Despair at Barra (x5)
Excluding:
4h Cash100
Experience10
Apu
Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 3
Make Springfielders Drink to the New Plan (x5)
Excluding:
Make Apu Ask “The Ethicist” at the Daily Fourth Gradian
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Apu
Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 4 Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern**
Make Moe Write a Glowing Review of His Bar
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4h
Cash100
Experience10
Lisa
Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 5 Make Fat Tony Loan Money***
Make Apu Buy Great Reviews
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Apu
Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 6
Make Businessmen Default on Their Mob Loans (x3)
Excluding:
Make Fat Tony Break Some Knees***
Make Springfielders Party in the Barra (x3)
Excluding:
  • Youngsters character group
  • Make Lisa Write a Scathing Ethics Column
    4h
    4h
    4h
    4h
    Cash100
    Experience10
    Moe
    The Noise From Brazil Pt. 8
    Make Springfielders Hide in the Barra in Terror (x10)
    Excluding:
    4h Cash100
    Experience10
    Lisa

    *Only appears if the player has unlocked Quimby
    **Only appears if the player hasn't unlocked Moe
    ***Only appears if the player has unlocked Fat Tony

    Dialogue[]

    The Noise From Brazil Pt. 1[]

    Character Dialogue
    Quimby Icon To attract tourists who want excitement and energy, I have conferred with my most wise and trusted and advisor.
    Miss Springfield Icon That's me! And I think Brazil is fun!
    Miss Springfield Icon When I visited Rio, every one fell in love with me, from millionaires to street monkeys.
    Miss Springfield Icon The monkeys would give me cameras they'd stolen from other Americans.
    Quimby Proud Icon Then BrazilWorld will be our next tourist attraction! Anything to keep you happy Miss Springfield.
    Miss Springfield Icon Then how about…
    Quimby Embarrassed Icon Except marriage.

    The Noise From Brazil Pt. 2[]

    Start[]

    Character Dialogue
    Ned Sad Icon Mayor Quimby, you've got to do something about these Brazil-loving tourists.
    Ned Worried Icon They're everywhere in their skimpy outfits, dancing and doing soccer tricks that frankly look like witchcraft.
    Quimby Icon There's only one way to get drunken revellers off the streets.
    Quimby Smug Icon Build them a Brazilian tavern to get even more drunk in.

    End[]

    Character Dialogue
    Ronaldo Icon Ah, we had a barra just like that next to the orphanage.
    Tiago Happy Icon Back when I was your age, it was my favorite place to drink!

    The Noise From Brazil Pt. 3[]

    Character Dialogue
    Ned Icon Look all these tourists. It's practically a carnival on our city streets.
    Lisa Icon Actually, the Brazilian Carnaval is a Christian religious celebration.
    Ned Suspicious Icon Presbylutheran Christian?
    Lisa Embarrassed Icon No, that other really big denomination.
    Ned Shocked Icon That's worse than Carnaval being nothing!

    The Noise From Brazil Pt. 4[]

    Character Dialogue
    Tiago Icon Mr. Flanders, you'd enjoy Brazilian culture a lot more if you'd let me teach you to dance the samba.
    Ned Shocked Icon But samba is home to the Devil's worst henchmen: syncopation and hip pops.
    Tiago Surprised Icon No, no, samba dancing is a wonderful way to stay fit and healthy.
    Tiago Happy Icon Just like other Brazilian exercises, such as jiu jitsu or flamboyance.
    Ned Suspicious Icon Well, I'll try it. But if I hear bongo one, I'm out of here.

    The Noise From Brazil Pt. 5[]

    Character Dialogue
    Ned Icon Thanks for the samba lessons, but as far as dancing, I'm going to stick to gently nodding along to Gregorian chants.
    Tiago Icon Of course. But let me play one last blood-stirring samba beat.
    Ned Worried Icon What's going on? My body is dancing by itself!
    Tiago Happy Icon You cannot stop it. You have caught the sweet fever of flamboyance! Oi!
    Tiago Icon By the way, at this point it is usual to tip your dance instructor.

    The Noise From Brazil Pt. 6[]

    Character Dialogue
    Ned Sad Icon Dr. Hibbert, you've got to help me. I've caught samba fever.
    Ned Worried Icon I start to dance any time I hear Latin music. Taco commercials are a nightmare!
    Dr. Hibbert Icon Did it ever occur to you that you just like having fun?
    Ned Angry Icon No! Now cure me with a drug!
    Dr. Hibbert Happy Icon Fine. You're the doctor.

    The Noise From Brazil Pt. 7[]

    Character Dialogue
    Helen Lovejoy Icon Ned, I hear you're an excellent samba dancer.
    Luann Sad Icon We all want to dance, but our men are useless.
    Miss Hoover Icon There's no other man in Springfield who can pop a hip like you can.
    Agnes Icon You don't want to leave us hanging, do ya?
    Ned Dreamy Icon Lord, it is my duty to help the afflicted… so I'm going to fire up the flamboyance. Oi!!!

    Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 1[]

    Character Dialogue
    Moe Sad Icon We got all these tourists coming to town, but they ain't spending dime one in my bar.
    Apu Worried Icon They are avoiding the Kwik-E-Mart like the plague, thanks to reports that my milk is contaminated by the plague.
    Comic Book Guy Annoyed Icon And for some reason tourists are not excited by a sarcastic and self-loathing comic book vendor.
    Apu Icon Why don't we have a meeting in Moe's bar to decide what to do?
    Moe Worried Icon My craphole? Forget it. Let's go to that nice new barra.

    Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 2[]

    Character Dialogue
    Comic Book Guy Icon I have discovered our problem: a travel review site called “TripButtinski”.
    Comic Book Guy Icon The tourists are rating our establishments there. And there's worse news…
    Comic Book Guy Sad Icon Their ratings are accurate.
    Moe Shocked Icon Oh dear God, we're doomed.

    Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 3[]

    Character Dialogue
    Comic Book Guy Icon I have a solution to our TripButtinski problem.
    Comic Book Guy Happy Icon We pay tourists to write us good reviews.
    Apu Surprised Icon Isn't it a bit unethical to make people write nice things about us?
    Comic Book Guy Annoyed Icon Well, how about I write the nice things, and they just have to post them.
    Moe Icon Can't get fairer than that, Apu.

    Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 4[]

    Character Dialogue
    Lisa Icon Moe, as you know I write “The Ethicist” column for the Daily Fourth Gradian, and I recently received an anonymous letter.
    Lisa Nagging Icon It said Springfield business owners are paying tourists to write good reviews for tripbuttinski.
    Moe Shocked Icon Not true! Although, uh, what would a good review for my bar sound like?
    Lisa Icon Um… “Moe's Tavern is a welcoming space with quality beer served by a friendly, honest host.”
    Moe Icon That is good! I'm gonna pay a tourist to post that right now!

    Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 5[]

    Character Dialogue
    Apu Surprised Icon I'm paying so much for fake good reviews on TripButtinski that I'm actually losing money.
    Comic Book Guy Icon You can't give up now. Just borrow some cash from Fat Tony.
    Fat Tony Icon I offer great rates and various painless options for paying me back.
    Apu Worried Icon How do I know I can trust you?
    Fat Tony Icon Just check out my great reviews on TripButtinski.

    Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 6[]

    Character Dialogue
    Moe Sad Icon It's no use. No matter how many fake reviews we post online, tourists ain't coming into our businesses.
    Comic Book Guy Sad Icon Plus, now Fat Tony wants us to pay back the money we borrowed to pay for fake reviews.
    Apu Icon Don't worry, he said he had painless payback options.
    Fat Tony Icon It's true I have painless options, however I am opting for the painful ones.

    The Noise From Brazil Pt. 8[]

    Start[]

    Character Dialogue
    Quimby Proud Icon Our experiment with the tourist industry has been a triumph! By which I mean a less-than-total failure.
    Professor Frink Icon Not so fast. It's true, we've created three perfect vacation destinations: Frenchworld, JapanWorld, and BrazilWorld.
    Professor Frink Embarrassed Icon Normally, these “worlds” would be manned by flawless robots that would, only occasionally, start killing guests.
    Lisa Curious Icon But we're the workers here. And we're not robots.
    Professor Frink Sad Icon Exactly, Lisa. So logically, the killer robots must be… the tourists!

    End[]

    Character Dialogue
    Quimby Angry Icon Since we can't possibly tell real tourists apart from killer robots, I declare Springfield off limits to all out-of-towners!
    Congratulations! Your town has rejected the benefits of the global economy. Now back to subsisting on Cletus's beans.
     
    — System Message.


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