Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart

Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart is a tutorial task that is assigned by Lisa. It gets the player to build the Kwik-E-Mart.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest	Requirements	Reward	Time
Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart	Build the Kwik-E-Mart	100 10	4h (Sped up with 2 donuts)

Character	Dialogue
	"Like every great architect before me, I just can't... uh, architate... without a steady supply of salty, fatty snack foods."
	"We need to build the Kwik-E-Mart next."
	"But Dad, the Kwik-E-Mart doesn't belong on Evergreen Terrace."
	"The layout of Springfield changes a lot."
	"One time, our house was next to a prison so I could make a joke about how we lived next to a prison. Then five minutes later, no more prison. Weird, huh?"
	Build the Kwik-E-Mart
	"Four hours to build the Kwik-E-Mart when it only took seconds to build my house?! Stupid contractors!"
	"Why don't you use that donut we found to speed things up?"
	Use 2
	"Welcome to the Kwik-E-Mart's Grand Re-Opening Sale! Every expiration date is 50% off, and all nutritional information has been removed for your ignorance!"
	"Outta my way! It's snack time."

The name of this quest is named after a song Apu sings whilst living in the Simpson's home after being fired from the Kwik-E-Mart, in the season 5 episode Homer and Apu.
When Homer says that the layout of Springfield changes a lot, he refers to the fact that the town looks different between episodes if one would pay attention to details, but also likely about the fact that it is completely different in every video game allowing players to move through it: The Simpsons: Road Rage, The Simpsons: Hit & Run, and The Simpsons Game.