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Dialogue
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"What it is, Abe?"
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"Richard Nixon! What in the blazes are you doing here?"
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"Got sucked into a time vortex or something. Same as you."
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"Is that Dick Nixon?"
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"Indeed."
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"I hate that dude."
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"He's not the best."
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"Whoa, daddy-os! We're all ex-Presidents here. Why the cold shoulder?"
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"Gee, I don't know... maybe because you very nearly destroyed the government I worked so hard to build?"
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"Yeah, the same government I gave my LIFE for."
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"..."
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"What?"
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"It's just... we know, okay? We know you got assassinated."
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"Well, I did."
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"You just don't have to mention it in like every conversation, is all."
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"Oh, I'm sorry if my taking a bullet to the head is so unpleasant for you. I can assure you, it was far worse from where I was sitting."
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"Look. It's not a competition: “Who was a better President, Abe or George?” You've got nothing to prove. So relax."
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"I didn't realize that my sacrifice -- THE GREATEST SACRIFICE A MAN CAN MAKE, BY THE WAY -- was something I should be ashamed of. So sorry."
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"Whatever. Drop it."
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"Whoa! Getting a little icy in here, boys. Whaddya say we take it down a notch, and all kick back with our favorite pastimes?"
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