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Who Led Them Better was a premium limited time questline that was released on June 30, 2015, during the 4th July 2015 Event. The player need all three presidents (Richard Nixon, George Washington and Abraham Lincoln) in order to perform the quest.

Quest[]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Who Led Them Better Make George Washington Try to Cut Down a Cherry Tree
Make Abraham Lincoln Split Rails
Make Richard Nixon Bowl Around Town
12h
8h
4h
Cash100, Experience10 Richard Nixon

Dialogue[]

Who Led Them Better[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Richard Nixon Icon "What it is, Abe?"
Abraham Lincoln Icon "Richard Nixon! What in the blazes are you doing here?"
Richard Nixon Icon "Got sucked into a time vortex or something. Same as you."
George Washington Icon "Is that Dick Nixon?"
Abraham Lincoln Icon "Indeed."
George Washington Icon "I hate that dude."
Abraham Lincoln Icon "He's not the best."
Richard Nixon Icon "Whoa, daddy-os! We're all ex-Presidents here. Why the cold shoulder?"
George Washington Serious Icon "Gee, I don't know... maybe because you very nearly destroyed the government I worked so hard to build?"
Abraham Lincoln Icon "Yeah, the same government I gave my LIFE for."
George Washington Serious Icon "..."
Abraham Lincoln Icon "What?"
George Washington Serious Icon "It's just... we know, okay? We know you got assassinated."
Abraham Lincoln Icon "Well, I did."
George Washington Icon "You just don't have to mention it in like every conversation, is all."
Abraham Lincoln Icon "Oh, I'm sorry if my taking a bullet to the head is so unpleasant for you. I can assure you, it was far worse from where I was sitting."
George Washington Icon "Look. It's not a competition: “Who was a better President, Abe or George?” You've got nothing to prove. So relax."
Abraham Lincoln Icon "I didn't realize that my sacrifice -- THE GREATEST SACRIFICE A MAN CAN MAKE, BY THE WAY -- was something I should be ashamed of. So sorry."
George Washington Serious Icon "Whatever. Drop it."
Richard Nixon Icon "Whoa! Getting a little icy in here, boys. Whaddya say we take it down a notch, and all kick back with our favorite pastimes?"

End[]

Character Dialogue
Abraham Lincoln Icon "George, we can argue for eternity about which of us was the greatest, but at least we agree on one thing."
George Washington Icon "Nixon was the worst."
Richard Nixon Icon "Come on, it wasn't all bad! I opened up China to the West. That was HUGE."
George Washington Icon "That's your thing, isn't it? Like how Lincoln always mentions he got shot. You're all: “sure, I disgraced the office, but remember China! What about China?”"
Abraham Lincoln Icon "He does bring it up a lot."
George Washington Icon "So pathetic."
Abraham Lincoln Icon "But seriously, George, for the record -- I DID get shot."
George Washington Serious Icon "Just stop."

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