Who Led Them Better

Who Led Them Better was a premium limited time questline that was released on June 30, 2015, during the 4th July 2015 Event. The player need all three presidents (Richard Nixon, George Washington and Abraham Lincoln) in order to perform the quest.

Quest[edit | edit source]

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Who Led Them Better	Make George Washington Try to Cut Down a Cherry Tree Make Abraham Lincoln Split Rails Make Richard Nixon Bowl Around Town	12h 8h 4h	100, 10	Richard Nixon

Character	Dialogue
	"What it is, Abe?"
	"Richard Nixon! What in the blazes are you doing here?"
	"Got sucked into a time vortex or something. Same as you."
	"Is that Dick Nixon?"
	"Indeed."
	"I hate that dude."
	"He's not the best."
	"Whoa, daddy-os! We're all ex-Presidents here. Why the cold shoulder?"
	"Gee, I don't know... maybe because you very nearly destroyed the government I worked so hard to build?"
	"Yeah, the same government I gave my LIFE for."
	"..."
	"What?"
	"It's just... we know, okay? We know you got assassinated."
	"Well, I did."
	"You just don't have to mention it in like every conversation, is all."
	"Oh, I'm sorry if my taking a bullet to the head is so unpleasant for you. I can assure you, it was far worse from where I was sitting."
	"Look. It's not a competition: “Who was a better President, Abe or George?” You've got nothing to prove. So relax."
	"I didn't realize that my sacrifice -- THE GREATEST SACRIFICE A MAN CAN MAKE, BY THE WAY -- was something I should be ashamed of. So sorry."
	"Whatever. Drop it."
	"Whoa! Getting a little icy in here, boys. Whaddya say we take it down a notch, and all kick back with our favorite pastimes?"

Character	Dialogue
	"George, we can argue for eternity about which of us was the greatest, but at least we agree on one thing."
	"Nixon was the worst."
	"Come on, it wasn't all bad! I opened up China to the West. That was HUGE."
	"That's your thing, isn't it? Like how Lincoln always mentions he got shot. You're all: “sure, I disgraced the office, but remember China! What about China?”"
	"He does bring it up a lot."
	"So pathetic."
	"But seriously, George, for the record -- I DID get shot."
	"Just stop."