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What Makes a Mannequin was a limited-time questline released on January 1, 2020 during Abe's in Toyland 2019 Event. It required the premium character Aaron Burr.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
What Makes a Mannequin Pt. 1 Make Aaron Burr Come to Life 4h Cash100
XP10
Aaron Burr
What Makes a Mannequin Pt. 2 Make Aaron Burr Learn About America 4h Cash100
XP10
Aaron Burr
What Makes a Mannequin Pt. 3 Make Aaron Burr Practice Duelling 4h Cash100
XP10
Lisa
What Makes a Mannequin Pt. 4 Make Aaron Burr Nurse School Children 4h Cash200
XP20
Aaron Burr

Dialogue Edit

What Makes a Mannequin Pt. 1 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Aaron Burr Surprised Icon The science of animatronics has finally reached its apex.
Aaron Burr Surprised Icon I, animatronic Aaron Burr, have achieved consciousness! No greater achievement is possible.
Aaron Burr Happy Icon Now to leave this Hall of Animatronic Vice Presidents, and see how the America I helped create has turned out.
GeorgeHWBush Shocked Icon Take me with you! I mean, why am I even in here? I should be in the Hall of Presidents!
Aaron Burr Annoyed Icon Yeah, you being there just doesn’t feel right.

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No dialogue.

What Makes a Mannequin Pt. 2 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Aaron Burr Icon Truly, America has become great during the two hundred years between me being alive and me being an animatronic robot.
Aaron Burr Surprised Icon Horseless carriages, fireless candles…
Aaron Burr Annoyed Icon Although the country appears to have been invaded by wheezing, big-nosed dough-balls.
Kirk Sad Icon This is why I don’t talk to strangers.

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No dialogue.

What Makes a Mannequin Pt. 3 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon It’s a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Animatronic Burr. Your predecessor Vice President Burr has quite a reputation.
Aaron Burr Happy Icon I’m sure they say wonderful things about me.
Bart Annoyed Icon Actually, according to the musical Hamilton, you’re a violent jerk.
Aaron Burr Sad Icon Violent? Me? What a silly thing to say.
Aaron Burr Annoyed Icon Just for that insult, I challenge you to a duel! Shall we say pistols at dawn?
Bart Happy Icon Slingshots at recess.

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No dialogue.

What Makes a Mannequin Pt. 4 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Aaron Burr Sad Icon I congratulate you, Bart. Your slingshot stone has left a large dent in the center of my forehead.
Aaron Burr Icon While my errant shot seems to have broken a window in your elementary school.
Skinner Stern Icon You’ll have to pay for that window.
Aaron Burr Sad Icon Alas, I have not a penny to my name. Can I work off my debt by teaching your students history?
Skinner Annoyed Icon I can’t take the chance you’d teach them something that’s not in our textbooks.
Skinner Puzzled Icon But we do need a school nurse. Milhouse here has a bloody nose.
Aaron Burr Icon Perfect. I’ve got a cure from the time of the Revolution that always works.
Aaron Burr Icon Witch hazel and fresh snow down the pants.

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No dialogue.

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