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Reward
Whacking Day Pt.1
Make Lisa Do Next Week's HomeworkHomer Snake Hunt!
Whacking Day Pt.2
Whack Snakes (50)
Whacking Day Pt.3
Make Apu Hold a Whacking Day Promotion
Whacking Day Pt.4
Make Apu do a Kwik-E-Mart 8hr Shift
Whacking Day Pt.5
Make Ned Send Snakes Back to Hell
Whacking Day Pt.6
Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm Cletus Shoot Snakes
Whacking Day Pt.7
Make Lisa Release Snakes From Another Town
Whacking Day Pt.8
Reach Level 8 and Build the Van Houten House Milhouse Get Bullied By a Snake
Whacking Day Pt.9
Make Ned Send Snakes Back to Hell
Whacking Day Pt.10
Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elementary Skinner Hide From Lisa
Whacking Day Pt.11
Make Skinner Hide From Lisa
Whacking Day Pt.12
Make Lisa Release Snakes From Another Town
Whacking Day Pt.13
Reach Level 10 and Build Willie's Shack Willie Inject Himself with Snake Venom
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Dialogue
"What's your problem?"
"It's Whacking Day."
"Woohoooo! The greatest day of the year!"
"But Dad, killing snakes is evil."
"You know what snakes are, right? Slimy, slithery guys? Always up to no good? Deserve a good, solid"
"Just try to whack quietly, please, so I can get some work done."
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"I know the whole town loves Whacking Day, but, Homer, snakes are God's creatures."
"Really? What about that one who was a total jerk to Adam and that girl he was seeing?"
"I guess if any animal does belong to the devil, it is the serpent."
"See, stupid Flanders, it's what Jebus would want."
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"Welcome to your official whacking day headquarters. I've hidden a snake somewhere in the store. The first one to whack it gets a free SQUISHEE."
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"Hey! Hey! Oh, I should have put more thought into my promotion. It will take me hours to clean up this mess."
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"Grab a stick, Flanders, and get whacking!"
"Oh I couldn't. Killing defenseless animals is wrong."
"Just pretend you're Ehud, and the snakes are Eglon, king of Moab."
"I don't know where you got such an obscure Biblical reference, but it works for me! Let's kill some snakes!"
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"Dang! I clean forgot about Whacking Day. Where'm I gonna get a stick at this hour?"
"If you need a weapon, what about that shotgun in your back pocket?"
"Doesn't seem very sporting..."
"Oh, Cletus. Whacking Day is just like any other beloved tradition: the point is to murder as many snakes as possible. By any means necessary."
"Well said, fat man."
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"That's it! I can no longer sit by as our un-limbed brothers and sisters are whacked into non-existence for no other crime than being different!"
"They also committed the crime of being slimy. And the crime of scaring Indiana Jones."
"Those aren't crimes!"
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"Whacking Day always strikes me as a bit unfair. I mean, I'm so much bigger and stronger than a snake."
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"Don't worry little brother. We'll smite these unholy serpents back to Genesis!"
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"Principle Skinner, I need to call an emergency meeting with you."
"Certainly Lisa. My door is always open. How about..."
"We need to STOP this dreadful snake massacre immediately. It's cruel."
"...next Wednesday at 11:30pm?"
"But that's way past my bedtime!"
"Sorry Lisa, gotta run."
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"Principle Skinner, are you avoiding me?"
"What? Of course not. What self-respecting adult would hide from a little girl?"
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"Fine, then I'll do this on my own."
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"Willie, what's that you're injecting yourself with?"
"Snake venom. It makes you strong, according to the ancient Scots."
"I wonder why you never hear people talk about "the wisdom of the ancient Scots?"
"Probably because they were idiots who were wrong about everything. Now shut up and let me inject myself."
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