Whacking Day was a limited time quest chain which consisted of 13 parts and was released on April 10, 2013. Each of these quests earn 25 snakes and 150 XP except for Whacking Day Pt.1 that unlocks Baton Mode. This quest chain was only available during the Whacking Day Event.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Reward
Whacking Day Pt.1 Make Lisa Do Next Week's Homework
Make Homer Snake Hunt!
Cash100
Experience10
Whacking Day Pt.2 Whack Snakes (50) Snakes25
Experience150
Whacking Day Pt.3 Make Apu Hold a Whacking Day Promotion Snakes25
Experience150
Whacking Day Pt.4 Make Apu do a Kwik-E-Mart 8hr Shift Snakes25
Experience150
Whacking Day Pt.5 Make Ned Send Snakes Back to Hell Snakes25
Experience150
Whacking Day Pt.6 Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm
Make Cletus Shoot Snakes
Snakes25
Experience150
Whacking Day Pt.7 Make Lisa Release Snakes From Another Town Snakes25
Experience150
Whacking Day Pt.8 Reach Level 8 and Build the Van Houten House
Make Milhouse Get Bullied By a Snake
Snakes25
Experience150
Whacking Day Pt.9 Make Ned Send Snakes Back to Hell Snakes25
Experience150
Whacking Day Pt.10 Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elementary
Make Skinner Hide From Lisa
Snakes25
Experience150
Whacking Day Pt.11 Make Skinner Hide From Lisa Snakes25
Experience150
Whacking Day Pt.12 Make Lisa Release Snakes From Another Town Snakes25
Experience150
Whacking Day Pt.13 Reach Level 10 and Build Willie's Shack
Make Willie Inject Himself with Snake Venom
Snakes25
Experience150

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Whacking Day Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png "What's your problem?"
Lisa Icon.png "It's Whacking Day."
Homer Icon.png "Woohoooo! The greatest day of the year!"
Lisa Icon.png "But Dad, killing snakes is evil."
Homer Icon.png "You know what snakes are, right? Slimy, slithery guys? Always up to no good? Deserve a good, solid"
Lisa Icon.png "Just try to whack quietly, please, so I can get some work done."

Whacking Day Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ned Icon.png "I know the whole town loves Whacking Day, but, Homer, snakes are God's creatures."
Homer Icon.png "Really? What about that one who was a total jerk to Adam and that girl he was seeing?"
Ned Icon.png "I guess if any animal does belong to the devil, it is the serpent."
Homer Icon.png "See, stupid Flanders, it's what Jebus would want."

Whacking Day Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Apu Icon.png "Welcome to your official whacking day headquarters. I've hidden a snake somewhere in the store. The first one to whack it gets a free SQUISHEE."

Whacking Day Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Apu Icon.png "Hey! Hey! Oh, I should have put more thought into my promotion. It will take me hours to clean up this mess."

Whacking Day Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png "Grab a stick, Flanders, and get whacking!"
Ned Icon.png "Oh I couldn't. Killing defenseless animals is wrong."
Homer Icon.png "Just pretend you're Ehud, and the snakes are Eglon, king of Moab."
Ned Icon.png "I don't know where you got such an obscure Biblical reference, but it works for me! Let's kill some snakes!"

Whacking Day Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Cletus Icon.png "Dang! I clean forgot about Whacking Day. Where'm I gonna get a stick at this hour?"
Homer Icon.png "If you need a weapon, what about that shotgun in your back pocket?"
Cletus Icon.png "Doesn't seem very sporting..."
Homer Icon.png "Oh, Cletus. Whacking Day is just like any other beloved tradition: the point is to murder as many snakes as possible. By any means necessary."
Cletus Icon.png "Well said, fat man."

Whacking Day Pt. 7[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png "That's it! I can no longer sit by as our un-limbed brothers and sisters are whacked into non-existence for no other crime than being different!"
Homer Icon.png "They also committed the crime of being slimy. And the crime of scaring Indiana Jones."
Lisa Icon.png "Those aren't crimes!"

Whacking Day Pt. 8[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Icon.png "Whacking Day always strikes me as a bit unfair. I mean, I'm so much bigger and stronger than a snake."

Whacking Day Pt. 9[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ned Icon.png "Don't worry little brother. We'll smite these unholy serpents back to Genesis!"

Whacking Day Pt. 10[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png "Principle Skinner, I need to call an emergency meeting with you."
Skinner Icon.png "Certainly Lisa. My door is always open. How about..."
Lisa Icon.png "We need to STOP this dreadful snake massacre immediately. It's cruel."
Skinner Icon.png "...next Wednesday at 11:30pm?"
Lisa Icon.png "But that's way past my bedtime!"
Skinner Icon.png "Sorry Lisa, gotta run."

Whacking Day Pt. 11[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png "Principle Skinner, are you avoiding me?"
Skinner Icon.png "What? Of course not. What self-respecting adult would hide from a little girl?"

Whacking Day Pt. 12[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png "Fine, then I'll do this on my own."

Whacking Day Pt. 13[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Skinner Icon.png "Willie, what's that you're injecting yourself with?"
Willie Icon.png "Snake venom. It makes you strong, according to the ancient Scots."
Skinner Icon.png "I wonder why you never hear people talk about "the wisdom of the ancient Scots?"
Willie Icon.png "Probably because they were idiots who were wrong about everything. Now shut up and let me inject myself."
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