Whacking Day (quest chain)

Whacking Day
Event	Whacking Day 2013 Event
Level Required	5
Release Date	April 10, 2013
Number of Quests	13

Whacking Day was a limited time quest chain which consisted of 13 parts and was released on April 10, 2013. Each of these quests earn 25 snakes and 150 XP except for Whacking Day Pt.1 that unlocks Baton Mode. This quest chain was only available during the Whacking Day Event.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Reward
Whacking Day Pt.1	Make Lisa Do Next Week's Homework Make Homer Snake Hunt!	100 10
Whacking Day Pt.2	Whack Snakes (50)	25 150
Whacking Day Pt.3	Make Apu Hold a Whacking Day Promotion	25 150
Whacking Day Pt.4	Make Apu do a Kwik-E-Mart 8hr Shift	25 150
Whacking Day Pt.5	Make Ned Send Snakes Back to Hell	25 150
Whacking Day Pt.6	Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm Make Cletus Shoot Snakes	25 150
Whacking Day Pt.7	Make Lisa Release Snakes From Another Town	25 150
Whacking Day Pt.8	Reach Level 8 and Build the Van Houten House Make Milhouse Get Bullied By a Snake	25 150
Whacking Day Pt.9	Make Ned Send Snakes Back to Hell	25 150
Whacking Day Pt.10	Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elementary Make Skinner Hide From Lisa	25 150
Whacking Day Pt.11	Make Skinner Hide From Lisa	25 150
Whacking Day Pt.12	Make Lisa Release Snakes From Another Town	25 150
Whacking Day Pt.13	Reach Level 10 and Build Willie's Shack Make Willie Inject Himself with Snake Venom	25 150

Dialogue

Whacking Day Pt. 1

Character	Dialogue
	"What's your problem?"
	"It's Whacking Day."
	"Woohoooo! The greatest day of the year!"
	"But Dad, killing snakes is evil."
	"You know what snakes are, right? Slimy, slithery guys? Always up to no good? Deserve a good, solid"
	"Just try to whack quietly, please, so I can get some work done."

Whacking Day Pt. 2

Character	Dialogue
	"I know the whole town loves Whacking Day, but, Homer, snakes are God's creatures."
	"Really? What about that one who was a total jerk to Adam and that girl he was seeing?"
	"I guess if any animal does belong to the devil, it is the serpent."
	"See, stupid Flanders, it's what Jebus would want."

Whacking Day Pt. 3

Character	Dialogue
	"Welcome to your official whacking day headquarters. I've hidden a snake somewhere in the store. The first one to whack it gets a free SQUISHEE."

Whacking Day Pt. 4

Character	Dialogue
	"Hey! Hey! Oh, I should have put more thought into my promotion. It will take me hours to clean up this mess."

Whacking Day Pt. 5

Character	Dialogue
	"Grab a stick, Flanders, and get whacking!"
	"Oh I couldn't. Killing defenseless animals is wrong."
	"Just pretend you're Ehud, and the snakes are Eglon, king of Moab."
	"I don't know where you got such an obscure Biblical reference, but it works for me! Let's kill some snakes!"

Whacking Day Pt. 6

Character	Dialogue
	"Dang! I clean forgot about Whacking Day. Where'm I gonna get a stick at this hour?"
	"If you need a weapon, what about that shotgun in your back pocket?"
	"Doesn't seem very sporting..."
	"Oh, Cletus. Whacking Day is just like any other beloved tradition: the point is to murder as many snakes as possible. By any means necessary."
	"Well said, fat man."

Whacking Day Pt. 7

Character	Dialogue
	"That's it! I can no longer sit by as our un-limbed brothers and sisters are whacked into non-existence for no other crime than being different!"
	"They also committed the crime of being slimy. And the crime of scaring Indiana Jones."
	"Those aren't crimes!"

Whacking Day Pt. 8

Character	Dialogue
	"Whacking Day always strikes me as a bit unfair. I mean, I'm so much bigger and stronger than a snake."

Whacking Day Pt. 9

Character	Dialogue
	"Don't worry little brother. We'll smite these unholy serpents back to Genesis!"

Whacking Day Pt. 10

Character	Dialogue
	"Principle Skinner, I need to call an emergency meeting with you."
	"Certainly Lisa. My door is always open. How about..."
	"We need to STOP this dreadful snake massacre immediately. It's cruel."
	"...next Wednesday at 11:30pm?"
	"But that's way past my bedtime!"
	"Sorry Lisa, gotta run."

Whacking Day Pt. 11

Character	Dialogue
	"Principle Skinner, are you avoiding me?"
	"What? Of course not. What self-respecting adult would hide from a little girl?"

Whacking Day Pt. 12

Character	Dialogue
	"Fine, then I'll do this on my own."

Whacking Day Pt. 13

Character	Dialogue
	"Willie, what's that you're injecting yourself with?"
	"Snake venom. It makes you strong, according to the ancient Scots."
	"I wonder why you never hear people talk about "the wisdom of the ancient Scots?"
	"Probably because they were idiots who were wrong about everything. Now shut up and let me inject myself."