Were Is Your Hair is a limited-time side questline that was released on October 17, 2018, for Act 2 of the Treehouse of Horror XXIX Event. It requires the costume Were-Milhouse for Milhouse.
Quests[]
Quest
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Requirements
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Time
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Reward
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Triggered By
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Were Is Your Hair Pt. 1
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Make Were-Milhouse Try to Grow Chest Hair
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60m
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100 10
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Auto
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Were Is Your Hair Pt. 2
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Make Were-Milhouse Prowl Around
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4h
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100 10
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Were-Milhouse
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Were Is Your Hair Pt. 3
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Make Were-Milhouse Have a Howling Good Time
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24h
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100 10
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Were-Milhouse
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Were Is Your Hair Pt. 4
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Make Were-Milhouse Feel the Change
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8h
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200 20
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Were-Milhouse
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Dialogue[]
Were Is Your Hair Pt. 1[]
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Dialogue
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Lisa, don't be frightened...
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What, that you’re only wearing underwear. Frightening isn't what I'd call it.
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I can’t stand the feel of clothing on my skin anymore. I'm a werewolf!
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You'll have to lock me up once a month, but it can still work out between us.
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Who ever heard of a werewolf without any hair?!
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I'm a short-coat werewolf. Some kind of Chihuahua, I think.
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But I’ll get hair, tons of it! I'll show you!
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End[]
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Dialogue
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There, see? Chest hair.
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That's three cat hairs glued on with craft paste.
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Oh, so now I have to grow it.
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Were Is Your Hair Pt. 2[]
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Dialogue
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There's a lot more to being a werewolf than just being hairy, Lisa.
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Like what?
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For example, right now I’m being overcome by an animal instinct!
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To hunt?
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Well, that too. But mainly an animal instinct to take a hit off my inhaler.
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End[]
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Dialogue
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*panting* I'm sorry you had to see that raw display of animal aggression.
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Yeah, that squirrel you were chasing did look pretty nervous.
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Were Is Your Hair Pt. 3[]
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Dialogue
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If you’ll excuse me Lisa, I’m going to go howl at the moon...
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I thought your doctor told you no loud vocalizations.
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Oh, that’s right. Maybe it’ll be okay if l mutter at a streetlamp.
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End[]
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Dialogue
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This is the best day of my life!
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There's only one thing that could make it better, hearing Lisa admit she was wrong about me all along...
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Or at least wrong about me today.
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Were Is Your Hair Pt. 4[]
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Dialogue
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Lisa, it’s happening! The moon is up! I’m about to transform!
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Don’t let me savagely mutilate anyone, please!
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And don’t let me run through any long grass. I get terrible allergies.
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End[]
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Dialogue
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I transformed back. Did I kill anyone while I was a werewolf?
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No. I just put you on a leash and took you for a walk.
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That’s disappointing.
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Cheer up. You found three dead birds to roll around in.
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Well, that’s something!
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