Were Is Your Hair is a limited-time side questline that was released on October 17, 2018, for Act 2 of the Treehouse of Horror XXIX Event. It requires the costume Were-Milhouse for Milhouse.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Were Is Your Hair Pt. 1 Make Were-Milhouse Try to Grow Chest Hair 60m Cash100
Experience10
Auto
Were Is Your Hair Pt. 2 Make Were-Milhouse Prowl Around 4h Cash100
Experience10
Were-Milhouse
Were Is Your Hair Pt. 3 Make Were-Milhouse Have a Howling Good Time 24h Cash100
Experience10
Were-Milhouse
Were Is Your Hair Pt. 4 Make Were-Milhouse Feel the Change 8h Cash200
Experience20
Were-Milhouse

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Were Is Your Hair Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Were-Milhouse Icon.png Lisa, don't be frightened...
Lisa Grossed Out Icon.png What, that you’re only wearing underwear. Frightening isn't what I'd call it.
Were-Milhouse Annoyed Icon.png I can’t stand the feel of clothing on my skin anymore. I'm a werewolf!
Were-Milhouse Icon.png You'll have to lock me up once a month, but it can still work out between us.
Lisa Annoyed Icon.png Who ever heard of a werewolf without any hair?!
Were-Milhouse Surprised Icon.png I'm a short-coat werewolf. Some kind of Chihuahua, I think.
Were-Milhouse Annoyed Icon.png But I’ll get hair, tons of it! I'll show you!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Were-Milhouse Happy Icon.png There, see? Chest hair.
Lisa Suspicious Icon.png That's three cat hairs glued on with craft paste.
Were-Milhouse Annoyed Icon.png Oh, so now I have to grow it.

Were Is Your Hair Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Were-Milhouse Annoyed Icon.png There's a lot more to being a werewolf than just being hairy, Lisa.
Lisa Nagging Icon.png Like what?
Were-Milhouse Surprised Icon.png For example, right now I’m being overcome by an animal instinct!
Lisa Icon.png To hunt?
Were-Milhouse Icon.png Well, that too. But mainly an animal instinct to take a hit off my inhaler.

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Character Dialogue
Were-Milhouse Exhausted Icon.png *panting* I'm sorry you had to see that raw display of animal aggression.
Lisa Happy Icon.png Yeah, that squirrel you were chasing did look pretty nervous.

Were Is Your Hair Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Were-Milhouse Icon.png If you’ll excuse me Lisa, I’m going to go howl at the moon...
Lisa Nagging Icon.png I thought your doctor told you no loud vocalizations.
Were-Milhouse Sad Icon.png Oh, that’s right. Maybe it’ll be okay if l mutter at a streetlamp.

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Character Dialogue
Were-Milhouse Happy Icon.png This is the best day of my life!
Were-Milhouse Icon.png There's only one thing that could make it better, hearing Lisa admit she was wrong about me all along...
Were-Milhouse Happy Icon.png Or at least wrong about me today.

Were Is Your Hair Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Were-Milhouse Surprised Icon.png Lisa, it’s happening! The moon is up! I’m about to transform!
Were-Milhouse Surprised Icon.png Don’t let me savagely mutilate anyone, please!
Were-Milhouse Annoyed Icon.png And don’t let me run through any long grass. I get terrible allergies.

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Character Dialogue
Were-Milhouse Happy Icon.png I transformed back. Did I kill anyone while I was a werewolf?
Lisa Happy Icon.png No. I just put you on a leash and took you for a walk.
Were-Milhouse Sad Icon.png That’s disappointing.
Lisa Happy Icon.png Cheer up. You found three dead birds to roll around in.
Were-Milhouse Happy Icon.png Well, that’s something!
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