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We Come in Pieces is a quest involving Kang. It was originally released for the Treehouse of Horror XXIII Event with the Ray Gun. Players could also start this quest by getting the Victorian UFO during the Treehouse of Horror XXIV Event.

Quests[]

Quest Requirements
We Come in Pieces Pt. 1 Make Kang Deploy the Beacon
We Come in Pieces Pt. 2 Make Kang Activate the Beacon
We Come in Pieces Pt. 3 Make Kang Properly Season Humans
We Come in Pieces Pt. 4 Make Kang 8-hour Evil Laugh
We Come in Pieces Pt. 5 Make Kang Run from Puny Humans

Dialogue[]

We Come in Pieces Prologue (Treehouse of Horror XXIII Event only)[]

Character Dialogue
Kang Icon "Those meddling humans have built the Ray Gun. We must try to destroy it before they use it!"
Tap Ray Gun
Kang Icon "Stop it! Our craft can only take two more hits like that!"
Continue tapping Ray Gun
Kang Icon "Ouch. Ouch. OUCH! I think I twisted a tentacle."
Professor Frink Icon "Bullseye! I've put a new Ray Gun in storage."

We Come in Pieces Pt. 1[]

Character Dialogue
Kang Icon "Peaceful greetings, puny human!"
Lisa Icon "A real live alien! Welcome to Earth, friend!"
Kang Icon "Let us live in friendship, and let us not deploy the beacon that summons the Rigelian invasion fleet!"
Lisa Icon "Uh… okay."
Kang Icon "That’s one thing I wish you not to worry about. No one is deploying any beacons!"

We Come in Pieces Pt. 2[]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "Mr Alien, sir–"
Kang Icon "Please, call me Kang the Enslaver of Worlds! How can I help, friend human?"
Lisa Icon "There are so many problems with Earth: global warming, polluted water supplies, and, worst of all, gluten."

"Do you have any advanced technology that could heal the planet?"

Kang Icon "Of course! Let me just get it over here."

We Come in Pieces Pt. 3[]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "Mr. Kang, according to Salon, the planet is still doomed. I thought you were going to help us?"
Kang Icon "Give everyone these alien power crystals. This will protect them from all future calamities."
Lisa Icon "This appears to be common table salt."
Kang Icon "Don’t be idiotic! What would be the point of salting humans?"

We Come in Pieces Pt. 4[]

Character Dialogue
Kang Icon "Bwa-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-haaaa!"
Lisa Icon "What’s so funny?"
Kang Icon "The Rigellian fleet will be here in moments! You are about to become dinner!"
Lisa Icon "Seriously? You’d fly all the way across the galaxy just to eat us?"
Kang Icon "Of course! In all the universe, there is no food as well-marbled as the American human!"

We Come in Pieces Pt. 5[]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "Excuse me? Your beacon is beeping."
Kang Icon "Huh. It appears my Message of Summoning didn’t go through to the invasion fleet."
Homer Icon "Yeah, reception kinda stinks here in New Springfield. I’m working on it."
Kang Icon "Please, sit patiently while I resend the message that signals your doom."
Homer Icon "No way! Come on, follow puny humans — get him!"
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