We Come in Pieces is a quest involving Kang. It was originally released for the Treehouse of Horror XXIII Event with the Ray Gun. Players could also start this quest by getting the Victorian UFO during the Treehouse of Horror XXIV Event.
Quests[]
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Requirements
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We Come in Pieces Pt. 1
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Make Kang Deploy the Beacon
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We Come in Pieces Pt. 2
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Make Kang Activate the Beacon
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We Come in Pieces Pt. 3
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Make Kang Properly Season Humans
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We Come in Pieces Pt. 4
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Make Kang 8-hour Evil Laugh
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We Come in Pieces Pt. 5
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Make Kang Run from Puny Humans
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Dialogue[]
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"Those meddling humans have built the Ray Gun. We must try to destroy it before they use it!"
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Tap Ray Gun
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"Stop it! Our craft can only take two more hits like that!"
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Continue tapping Ray Gun
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"Ouch. Ouch. OUCH! I think I twisted a tentacle."
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"Bullseye! I've put a new Ray Gun in storage."
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We Come in Pieces Pt. 1[]
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Dialogue
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"Peaceful greetings, puny human!"
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"A real live alien! Welcome to Earth, friend!"
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"Let us live in friendship, and let us not deploy the beacon that summons the Rigelian invasion fleet!"
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"Uh… okay."
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"That’s one thing I wish you not to worry about. No one is deploying any beacons!"
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We Come in Pieces Pt. 2[]
We Come in Pieces Pt. 3[]
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Dialogue
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"Mr. Kang, according to Salon, the planet is still doomed. I thought you were going to help us?"
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"Give everyone these alien power crystals. This will protect them from all future calamities."
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"This appears to be common table salt."
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"Don’t be idiotic! What would be the point of salting humans?"
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We Come in Pieces Pt. 4[]
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"Bwa-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-haaaa!"
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"What’s so funny?"
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"The Rigellian fleet will be here in moments! You are about to become dinner!"
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"Seriously? You’d fly all the way across the galaxy just to eat us?"
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"Of course! In all the universe, there is no food as well-marbled as the American human!"
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We Come in Pieces Pt. 5[]
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Dialogue
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"Excuse me? Your beacon is beeping."
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"Huh. It appears my Message of Summoning didn’t go through to the invasion fleet."
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"Yeah, reception kinda stinks here in New Springfield. I’m working on it."
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"Please, sit patiently while I resend the message that signals your doom."
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"No way! Come on, follow puny humans — get him!"
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