Vulgari Aspirations Pt. 1
Build the Vulgari Jewelry Store
Vulgari Aspirations Pt. 2
Make Bernice Pick On Marge
Vulgari Aspirations Pt. 3
Make Bernice Shop the Day Away
Vulgari Aspirations Pt. 4
Make Bernice Argue with her Husband
Make Chester Crash on Hibberts' Couch
Vulgari Aspirations Pt. 5
Make Bernice Drink at Moe's Make Drunks Drink at Moe's (x5)
Vulgari Aspirations Pt. 6
Make Bernice Fall Off the Wagon
Vulgari Aspirations Pt. 7
Make Dr. Hibbert Organize an Intervention for Bernice Make Springfielders Attend an Intervention for Bernice (x10)
Vulgari Aspirations Pt. 8
Maker Bernice Attend an AA Meeting Make Drunks Attend an AA Meeting (x5)
Vulgari Aspirations Pt. 9
Make Bernice Make-Up with her Husband
"Somethin' a matter, Doc? You look sadder than a caged panda." "...not that I know what a caged panda looks like or anything. Hehe." *cough*
"I'm lonely, Moe. What's the point of laughing inappropriately if you have no one to share it with?"
"How about a trip to the old red light district? Could be a solid choice for a man with an unlimited access to antibiotics."
"I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'd rather just have my wife."
"Well, that's easy to fix! Do you know what she was doing when the town exploded?"
"The same thing she was doing every day before the town exploded... spending my money."
"Some things never change. Even a nuclear blast couldn't make this town more interesting." "There must be something I can do to amuse myself."
"This REALLY has been fun Marge. You always make me feel better."
"I'm sorry. I mean you always make me feel better than you."
"But all this slumming has given me a craving for something expensive. Could you point me toward the nearest store you can't afford?"
"Darling, look at this bracelet I bought! At $5,300, it's a veritable steal."
"Well, I hope you stole it. We cant afford any extravagant purchases right now."
"I'm sorry, but business has been slow. For some strange reason all the people in Springfield are currently healthy."
"I'm sure you can find a way to make people sick. Lord knows you're making me sick right now."
If the player has
Chester the following dialogue appears:
"Woman! I have never heard you say anything so awful."
"My brother Chester is going to stay with us for a while."
"I stand corrected."
"I'm FURIOUS! If Julius thinks he can just cut me off... HE'S GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!"
"Well, I won't cut you off. I never cut off anyone. That's what makes me a horrible bartender."
"Thank you. I'm just so tired of being told no."
"You're telling me. Even with my Magic 8 ball, all I ever got was "No" or "Ask Again Later". "And then it gave me "Just Give Up Already." I didn't know that was an option."
"Word to the wise: Stay away from the ladies room. There's a family of raccoons living in there."
"That or a family of very small burglars."
"Wow Bernice, I never really liked you before." "But then again, I never really drank heavily with you before."
"Ow... my head..."
"Consider yourself lucky I didn't throw you in jail. Instead I took pictures and posted them to SpringFace." "You'd be surprised how much more effective law enforcement has become since the reintroduction of public shaming."
"Oh, I'm so embarrassed at my behavior."
"Well, you're about to be a lot more embarrassed... at your very own very personal very public intervention!"
"I'm sorry sweetheart. I feel like I've let you down."
"You didn't let me down, honey. You just shamed me and our family. And let me down."
"Will you forgive me?"
"Probably not, but thanks to medical morphine, I'll forget."
"Homer Simpson?! I didn't know you finally acknowledged your alcohol problem."
"Alcohol problem? I just come here for the free donuts."
"I SAID I come here for the free donuts."
"I'm sorry I lost control and embarrassed us."
"And I'm sorry I ran over the neighbor's dog and disposed of it in the lake instead of just telling them."
"It's nice to forgive each another."