Vulgari Aspirations is the main questline for the Level 41 update.
Quests[]
Quest | Requirements | Triggered By | Time |
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Vulgari Aspirations Pt. 1 | Build the Vulgari Jewelry Store | Moe | 4h |
Vulgari Aspirations Pt. 2 | Make Bernice Pick On Marge | Bernice | 4h |
Vulgari Aspirations Pt. 3 | Make Bernice Shop the Day Away | Bernice | 24h |
Vulgari Aspirations Pt. 4 | Make Bernice Argue with her Husband
Make Chester Crash on Hibberts' Couch |
Bernice | 8h
8h |
Vulgari Aspirations Pt. 5 | Make Bernice Drink at Moe's Make Drunks Drink at Moe's (x5) |
Bernice | 8h |
Vulgari Aspirations Pt. 6 | Make Bernice Fall Off the Wagon | Homer | 12h |
Vulgari Aspirations Pt. 7 | Make Dr. Hibbert Organize an Intervention for Bernice Make Springfielders Attend an Intervention for Bernice (x10) |
Bernice | 3h |
Vulgari Aspirations Pt. 8 | Maker Bernice Attend an AA Meeting Make Drunks Attend an AA Meeting (x5) |
Bernice | 60m |
Vulgari Aspirations Pt. 9 | Make Bernice Make-Up with her Husband | Bernice | 60m |
Dialogue[]
Vulgari Aspirations Pt. 1[]
Vulgari Aspirations Pt. 2[]
Character | Dialogue |
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"Some things never change. Even a nuclear blast couldn't make this town more interesting." | |
"There must be something I can do to amuse myself." |
Vulgari Aspirations Pt. 3[]
Vulgari Aspirations Pt. 4[]
Character | Dialogue |
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"Darling, look at this bracelet I bought! At $5,300, it's a veritable steal." | |
"Well, I hope you stole it. We cant afford any extravagant purchases right now." | |
"What?! WHY?" | |
"I'm sorry, but business has been slow. For some strange reason all the people in Springfield are currently healthy." | |
"I'm sure you can find a way to make people sick. Lord knows you're making me sick right now." | |
If the player has Chester the following dialogue appears: | |
"Woman! I have never heard you say anything so awful." | |
"My brother Chester is going to stay with us for a while." | |
"Whazzup, doc?" | |
"I stand corrected." |
Vulgari Aspirations Pt. 5[]
Start[]
Job started[]
Character | Dialogue |
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"Word to the wise: Stay away from the ladies room. There's a family of raccoons living in there." | |
"That or a family of very small burglars." |
Vulgari Aspirations Pt. 6[]
Character | Dialogue |
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"Wow Bernice, I never really liked you before." | |
"But then again, I never really drank heavily with you before." |
Vulgari Aspirations Pt. 7[]
Vulgari Aspirations Pt. 8[]
Start[]
End[]
Character | Dialogue |
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"Homer Simpson?! I didn't know you finally acknowledged your alcohol problem." | |
"Alcohol problem? I just come here for the free donuts." | |
"I SAID I come here for the free donuts." |
“ | Here's a free donut! | ” |
— In Game Message
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