"This Valentine's Day I'm going to lead by example and give out cards made from recycled paper." "That way every Valentine I give out will be a Valentine to the Earth as well!" "And the smug sense of satisfaction I'll feel will be a Valentine to myself!"
Valentine's Day Pt. 2[]
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"Just one Valentine left... Milhouse's. I hope he doesn't read too much into it."
Valentine's Day Pt. 3[]
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"Hi Lisa!"
"Oh... hi Milhouse..."
"I got that Valentine you made me. It was on crummy recycled paper, but the message was still clear... my love is requited!"
"It's just a card Milhouse."
"It sure is! So do you want to do something as a couple? We could fly my kite together?"
"Um, er...I would love to, but I have homework to do. Maybe later?"
"I'll be counting the seconds. One alligator, two alligator..."
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"I hope Milhouse got the picture."
"Lisa may not have been there with me, but I'm still going to count that as a date!"
Valentine's Day Pt. 4[]
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"Hi, Mr. Simpson. I'm here to profess my undying love for Lisa."
"I know and so does she. That's why she ran out the back door when she saw you coming. She's long gone by now."
"Woe is me! How will I ever conquer Lisa's heart?"
"Well, they say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. And men and women have exactly the same anatomy..."
"Gotcha! I'll warm up my easy-bake oven!"
"Better yet, what about going out for ice cream?"
"That's a great idea. Thanks, Dad-to-be!"
Valentine's Day Pt. 5[]
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"5600 flavors of ice cream? I'm in love!"
"Do you think Lisa will come here with me, seeing as I built it for her?"
"For her? I had you build this for me."
Valentine's Day Pt. 6[]
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"I guess I'll never get Lisa to be my Valentine."
"Valentine? Oh, crap! Is it whatever-uary whatever-teenth already?! need to get Marge a gift... or write her a love song." "No that's too much work. I'll stick with the gift."
Valentine's Day Pt. 7[]
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"Help me, Apu -- I need a Valentine's gift for Marge!"
"Is she a milk connoisseur? I have several well-aged vintages.'
"I was thinking something a little more romantic."
"Then you've come to the wrong place. Might I suggest flowers?"
"Great idea. I think I saw some in the decorations menu."
Valentine's Day Pt. 8[]
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"Now to cut me some of those flowers, give them to Marge, and trick her into loving me for another year."
"Not so fast, Fancy Gardener! Drop the hedge clippers, and reach for the sky!"
"But I planted these flowers."
"On city ground! And now that they're there, cutting them is illegal. And don't think about just putting them in your inventory box -- that won't work either."
"Then where am I supposed to get flowers?"
"That's your problem, not mine. But if you figure out a place, let me know. Valentine's is coming up and I don't want to have to write Sarah a love song."
Valentine's Day Pt. 9[]
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"This place is expensive! I can barely afford twelve roses, let alone a dozen." "I better clock in some overtime at the plant."
Valentine's Day Pt. 10[]
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"Woo-hoo! Now I've got enough money to buy something that comes out of the ground plentifully and for free!" "V-Day Victory, here I come!"
Valentine's Day Pt. 11[]
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"Hey, Lisa, whatcha doing?"
"My dad's done so much building and shopping recently, I thought planting some flowers might offset his carbon footprint."
"I don't know what that means... but I think that too."
Valentine's Day Pt. 12[]
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"I'm impressed, Milhouse. You planted all those flowers without a single allergy attack."
"While you're feeling all impressed, do you want to get some ice cream? I'll even spring for a waffle cone."
"Ice cream sounds good. But just so we're clear -- we're just friends, okay?"
"Just friends." "...for now."
Valentine's Day Pt. 13[]
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"Happy Valentine's Day, Marge!"
"Flowers?! And they're not even from the inventory box!"
"That's right, baby! And tonight I'm taking you anywhere you want to go. The Gilded Truffle perhaps?"
"Actually, I was thinking of something even more romantic."
Valentine's Day Pt. 14[]
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"Hey, this is the place where we first..."
"That's right. And I thought we could go there again."
"Marge, you're the greatest opposite sex spouse a man could ever have!"