Up In Smoke is a quest chain in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It is the final part of the Level 35 questline. It has 11 parts, the longest of any questline in level 35.
"Gross and Grosserer won’t get away with treating me like that." "I’ll take away something that brings joy to their lives… which is hard to think of, because their lives seem pretty joyless." "…except for one thing."
"No tobacco? Every teacher, beatnik and ballerina is gonna be going through withdrawal." "With everyone feeling so bitchy, I’m gonna have to work twice as hard to keep the peace." "I swear the public treats me like I’m some kind of servant."
"A lot of ex-smokers seem to be taking an interest in military antiques these days. Eh, it’s probably nothing." "Although if I go home, I’ll have to help Ralphie with his homework. And then it’s dinner and bathtime and–" "If only there was something that could occupy my time for the next twenty-four hours."
"Oh Miss Springfield! Cabinet meeting, hot tub, now! Swimsuit optional." "Aaaah! What happened to you?!"
"Without cigarettes, I had to turn to a substance I don’t normally partake in — food!" "But what’s an extra 30 to 40 pounds when you got a love like ours, huh, Pookie-Bear?"
"Er, uh, I want to get my Pookie-Bear some cigarettes. Let’s jog over there now!"
"Hey, Herman can I use your bathroo– OH MY GOD! Crime! Put your hands ub!"
"Don’t you mean, “Put your hands up?”
"Is that what it is? That makes soooo much more sense. Oh, hey, Mayor Quimby!" "I mean, Mayor Quimby! Uh, none of this happened and isn’t happening now, right?"
"Good people of Springfield, acting on the advice of my newly appointed cigarette czar, Homer Simpson, I am hereby lifting the ban on tobacco." "So remember, I only did it because Homer told me to do it, unless it turns out great, in which case, it was my idea first." "Thank you. And smoke ‘em if you got ‘em."