Two Minutes of Hate was a limited time questline that was released on November 20 2014 during the Covercraft Promotional. Progressing through it unlocks the ability to purchase Guitar Central. Parts 5-12 only unlock if the player purchases Guitar Central.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Triggered By Time
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 1 Build King Toot's

Make Homer and Lisa Visit King Toot's

Lisa 6s
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 2 Make Homer Visit Moe's Tavern Lisa 60m
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 3 Lisa Make Reed Out of a Popsicle Stick Homer 60m
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 4 Make Marge Remove The Splinters From Lisa's Tongue Lisa 60m
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 5 Make Homer Go to Guitar Central Homer 60m
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 6 Make Homer Go Back to Guitar Central Homer 60m
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 7 Make Homer Go To Guitar Central Third Tiresome Time Homer 60m
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 8 Make Homer Buy An Expensive Guitar He'll Never Play Homer 60m
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 9 Make Homer Tell People It’s Easy To Learn Instruments
Make Adults Foolishly Buy Instruments They’ll Never Learn To Play (x5)
Homer 60m
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 10 Make Adults Beat Homer With Instruments They'll Never Learn To Play (x5) Homer 60m
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 11 Make Homer Run to the Church
Make Springfielders Beat Homer in the Church (x5)
Homer 60m
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 12 Make Homer Fall into a Coma
Make Marge Nurse Homer Back to Health
Marge 60m

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png "Dad, I'm all out of reeds."
Homer Icon.png "What's a reed?"
Lisa Icon.png "It's a wooden insert I need to properly play my saxophone."
Homer Icon.png "Your sax-a-ma-phone?"
Lisa Icon.png "Yes, my sax-a-ma-phone."
Homer Icon.png "And you need a re-a-ma-eed to play your sax-a-ma-phone?"
Lisa Icon.png "Yes, I need a re-a-ma-eed to play my sax-a-ma-phone."
Homer Icon.png "Then let's go to the st-or-a-ma-ore!"
Lisa Icon.png "Are you OK?"
Homer Icon.png "I think I'm having a stro-a-ma-oke."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png "Oh no! King Toot's is closed!"
Homer Icon.png "The windows are all boarded up!"

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png "What happened?"
Homer Icon.png "I know. I'll ask King Toot's long time neighbor, Moe the bartender."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png "Hey Moe, what happened to King Toot's?"
Moe Icon.png "Let's just say that King Toot and I had a little... disagreement."
Homer Icon.png "Can you elaborate on said disagreement?"
Moe Icon.png "Well, when your store is next to another guy's store for many years, sometimes little annoyances build up till they feel, not so little."
Homer Icon.png "Can you elaborate more?"
Moe Icon.png "I want to elaborate, but my lawyer says I can't."
Tune into this week's Simpsons and find out what went wrong between Moe and King Toot that led to the closing of King Toot's! Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!"
 
— In-Game Message


Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Adil Hoxha can be sent to the "Make Adults..." tasks, such as "Make Adults Foolishly Buy Instruments They’ll Never Learn To Play." If this is not a game error, this seems to mean that he is not just a spy undercover as an exchange student, but also an adult undercover as a child.
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