Two Minutes of Hate was a limited time questline that was released on November 20 2014 during the Covercraft Promotional. Progressing through it unlocks the ability to purchase Guitar Central. Parts 5-12 only unlock if the player purchases Guitar Central.
Quests[]
Quest | Requirements | Triggered By | Time |
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Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 1 | Build King Toot's |
Lisa | 6s |
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 2 | Make Homer Visit Moe's Tavern | Lisa | 60m |
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 3 | Lisa Make Reed Out of a Popsicle Stick | Homer | 60m |
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 4 | Make Marge Remove The Splinters From Lisa's Tongue | Lisa | 60m |
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 5 | Make Homer Go to Guitar Central | Homer | 60m |
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 6 | Make Homer Go Back to Guitar Central | Homer | 60m |
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 7 | Make Homer Go To Guitar Central Third Tiresome Time | Homer | 60m |
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 8 | Make Homer Buy An Expensive Guitar He'll Never Play | Homer | 60m |
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 9 | Make Homer Tell People It’s Easy To Learn Instruments Make Adults Foolishly Buy Instruments They’ll Never Learn To Play (x5) |
Homer | 60m |
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 10 | Make Adults Beat Homer With Instruments They'll Never Learn To Play (x5) | Homer | 60m |
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 11 | Make Homer Run to the Church Make Springfielders Beat Homer in the Church (x5) |
Homer | 60m |
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 12 | Make Homer Fall into a Coma Make Marge Nurse Homer Back to Health |
Marge | 60m |
Dialogue[]
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 1[]
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End[]
Character | Dialogue |
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"Oh no! King Toot's is closed!" | |
"The windows are all boarded up!" |
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 2[]
Start[]
Character | Dialogue |
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"What happened?" | |
"I know. I'll ask King Toot's long time neighbor, Moe the bartender." |
End[]
“ | Tune into this week's Simpsons and find out what went wrong between Moe and King Toot that led to the closing of King Toot's! Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!" | ” |
— In-Game Message
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Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 3[]
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Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 4[]
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Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 5[]
Start[]
Character | Dialogue |
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"I'm gonna go to this Guitar Central place and see what all the hubbub is about." |
End[]
Character | Dialogue |
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"This place is amazing!" | |
"Walls of amazing guitars that I will never be able to play in a million years." | |
"I'm leaving now." |
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 6[]
Start[]
Character | Dialogue |
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"Maybe I should go back to Guitar Central." | |
"They sure did have a lot of guitars." |
End[]
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 7[]
Start[]
Character | Dialogue |
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"Okay. I guess I should give Guitar Central one more shot." | |
"It was a premium item, after all." |
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 8[]
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Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 9[]
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Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 10[]
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Job started[]
Character | Dialogue |
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"Help! An angry mob brandishing musical instruments I tricked them into buying as weapons!" | |
"The music they'll soon be making is the jazzy grooves of beating my brains out." |
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 11[]
Start[]
Character | Dialogue |
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"They'll never beat me in the church!" | |
"They'll never beat me in the church!" |
Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 12[]
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End[]
Trivia[]
- Adil Hoxha can be sent to the "Make Adults..." tasks, such as "Make Adults Foolishly Buy Instruments They’ll Never Learn To Play." If this is not a game error, this seems to mean that he is not just a spy undercover as an exchange student, but also an adult undercover as a child.