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Turna-Bout is a side questline released on May 5, 2020, during Act 4 of the Simpsons Wrestling 2020 Event. It requires the character Iron Yuppie.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered by
Turna-Bout Pt.1 Make Bart Regale Iron Yuppie About Previous Matches
Make Iron Yuppie Reminisce About Inflicting Brain Damage
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Iron Yuppie
Turna-Bout Pt.2 Make Mr. Burns Demand a Feast From Smithers
Make Iron Yuppie Rifle Through Burns Cupboards for Appetizers
8h
8h
Cash100
XP10
Iron Yuppie
Turna-Bout Pt.3 Make Iron Yuppie Smash Valuable Objects 8h Cash100
XP10
Mr. Burns
Turna-Bout Pt.4 Make Iron Yuppie Outrun the Hounds Cash100
XP10
Mr. Burns
Turna-Bout Pt.5 Make Iron Yuppie Roll Barney Over 6h Cash100
XP10
Iron Yuppie
Turna-Bout Pt.6 Make Iron Yuppie Make a Comeback by Assaulting the Elderly 4h Cash200
XP20
Iron Yuppie

Dialogue Edit

Turna-Bout Pt.1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Happy Icon Iron Yuppie, remember that time you bashed Dr. Hillbilly with your briefcase, which then opened to reveal another briefcase that you used to bash him again?
Iron Yuppie Laughing Icon That’s what I call a “day at the office".
Bart Icon That made me want to grow up to be an office worker!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Happy Icon *four hours later* …or remember the time you knocked out the Psycho Cyclops with a Double Underhook Powerbomb?! Awesome!
Iron Yuppie Icon You know what would be more awesome…? Scoring Iron Yuppie some grub.
Bart Icon Hmm… you’re gonna need a Mr. Burns-sized mansion of meat. You should hit him up.

Turna-Bout Pt.2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Iron Yuppie Icon Excuse me. I was told to look here for a mountainous meal to build my muscle mass.
Smithers Angry Icon Mr. Burns doesn’t serve vagrants off the street. I usually turn the firehose on them.
Mr. Burns Shouting Icon Smithers, who is that at the door? These shoulders aren’t going to finish shiatsu-ing themselves.
Smithers Annoyed Icon No one, sir.
Iron Yuppie Annoyed Icon I’ll SLAM you into oblivion, twerp.
Mr. Burns Shocked Icon Wait, I recognize that arrogance, that abusive temperament, the faintest aroma of cheap cologne... you’re the Iron Yuppie!
Iron Yuppie Happy Icon *barges in* Got that right, old man. Now I need food!

End Edit

No dialogue.

Turna-Bout Pt.3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon Iron Yuppie, I’ll confess, I have an ulterior motive in preparing this banquet for you.
Iron Yuppie Icon I know. You want to feel my rippling biceps.
Mr. Burns Icon Well, yes… but something else. I want you to get back into the ring.
Iron Yuppie Annoyed Icon Sorry. Been there, done that.
Mr. Burns Happy Icon But everyone loves a good comeback. Especially a hated wrestling villain like yourself.
Iron Yuppie Annoyed Icon I don’t want to be a hated wrestler anymore. What’s the opposite of that?
Smithers Annoyed Icon A nice guy.
Mr. Burns Thinking Icon What? No, no. Never that! You should love to be hated.
Iron Yuppie Sad Icon But I want to show people the gentler side of me. Like the Snuggle bear in those laundry commercials.
Mr. Burns Disgusted Icon The gentler side? Good luck with that.
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon By the way, I slipped performance enhancing drugs into the meatloaf to toughen you up.
Iron Yuppie Crazed Icon GrrrRRRR! Time to go nuts!

End Edit

No dialogue.

Turna-Bout Pt.4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Shouting Icon Smithers! Stop this hepped-up hulk before he breaks all my precious porcelains!
Smithers Excited Icon Sir, I’m releasing the hounds.
Mr. Burns Angry Icon Releasing the hounds…? That’s my thing.
Smithers Sad Icon I wanted to try it once. It does feel good.

End Edit

No dialogue.

Turna-Bout Pt.5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Iron Yuppie Icon Excuse me, I'll have your best beer.
Moe Worried Icon Uh, our best beer is also our worst.
Barney Drunk Icon *burp-cough-gag*
Moe Sad Icon Uh-oh, Barney’s chokin’ on a pickled egg. This is what you get for eatin’ before you drink.
Barney Drunk Icon *cough-cough-gag*
Lenny Surprised Icon Somebody… not me… be heroic and do something!
Iron Yuppie Surprised Icon Wait a second... I could be that hero!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Iron Yuppie Happy Icon You’re okay… I saved your life!
Moe Pleased Icon Thank him, Barney.
Barney Drunk Icon *long belch*
Iron Yuppie Sad Icon Not the thanks I was hoping for.

Turna-Bout Pt.6 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Iron Yuppie Sad Icon In all my attempts at heroism I’ve only managed to roll a drunk. Not exactly benefiting society.
Iron Yuppie Sad Icon *sigh* Maybe playing the villain suits me better.
Hans Moleman Icon Excuse me sir, you dropped your briefcase.
Iron Yuppie Annoyed Icon Dropped my briefcase like I’m going to drop you… and so many others!

End Edit

No dialogue.

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