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Turkey Talk is a limited time questline released on November 19, 2015, during the Thanksgiving 2015 Event.
Quests 
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| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Turkey Talk | Tap Turkey | - |  100 10
| Auto |
| Turkey Talk Too | Make Homer Deep Fry and Eat Turkey | 6s | 10010
| Homer |
| King-Size Debate | Make Springfield Adults Angrily Debate Turkey Prep (x4) | 6s | 10010
| Homer |
| King-Sized Judgement | Make Fatsos Apply to Judge the Turkey Contest (x3)
| 6s | 10010
| Homer |
Dialogue Edit
Turkey Talk Edit
Start Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| "Lisa! A scary tiny dinosaur has escaped from the Springfield Jurassic Funstation." |
| "I've told you a million times, Dad, "The Jurassic Funstation" is something you made up entirely in your head." |
| "You're the one who told me that dinosaurs are feathered, scaly bipeds. So what's that?" |
| "A turkey." |
End Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| "Aah! It turned into a drumstick." |
| "It's the latest fantastic breakthrough from Monsarno labs! A turkey that turns itself into edible parts." |
|
| "Like all our riskiest genetic modifications, it immediately escaped into the wild." |
| "It’s an environmental catastrophe! What if they breed with wild turkeys?" |
| "... problem solved." |
Turkey Talk Too Edit
Start Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| "Whoa, Dad, you pulled out the deep fryer. Did the doctor warn you that your arteries might be de-plaquing?" |
|
| "Deep-frying is the best way to cook turkey. And potatoes. And twinkies." |
| "In fact, it’s the best way to cook everything but pork chops. " |
| "There is no wrong way to cook pork chops." |
End Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| "Mmm, deep fried deliciousness. The only way a turkey should be made." |
| "No, you should bake it! God told us when he made Moses spend 40 years baking in the desert." |
| “ | Everyone's got turkey on the brain. Stuff yourself with Thanksgiving content! | ” |
— In-Game Message
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King-Size Debate Edit
Start Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| "Chief, we got a mob fighting downtown. Seems they're arguing over the best way to cook a Thanksgiving turkey." |
| "I have strong opinions about that! Let's go join in!" |
|
| "No, no, we're the police. We're supposed to stop mob fights." |
| "You're just saying that because your turkey recipe sucks." |
| "You don't even know my recipe. I have a great recipe!" |
| "That's it. Police mob fight." |
End Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| "Fry it!" |
| "Bake it!" |
| "Roast it!" |
| "Grill it!" |
|
| "Did anyone say brining?" |
| "Do you even know what brining is, Chief?" |
|
| "I know it's something you didn't say first. I call brining!" |
King-Sized Judgement Edit
Start Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| "Fellow citizens, we cannot let an argument about turkey preparation tear our town apart." |
| "We must save our energy for more important issues, like what are the best side dishes." |
| "Cranberry!" |
|
| "Yes, that's a good one. We shall determine the best turkey recipe with a fair contest -- the Springfield Fowl Face-Off. Everyone will submit a turkey sample for judging." |
|
| "But who's going to be the judge?" |
|
| "Good question. We need someone independent, wise, hungry, and married." |
| "Why married?" |
|
| "So that he's stopped caring how fat he looks." |
End Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| "After reviewing hundreds of applications for a turkey contest judge, I've chosen the man I was going to choose anyway: Homer Simpson." |
| "Homer, please don't be the judge of this turkey-malurkey." |
|
| "I had a dream where you were dying with two turkey drumsticks stuffed up your nose." |
|
| "Only two? That does sound bad." |
Gallery Edit
"Turkey Talk Too" Message
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