"Hey Apu, they just opened a turban shop! You might want to check it out."
"Mr. Simpson! That is racist! Why should I have any more intreset in turbans than any other citzen of Springf--" "Is that a Marathi Pheta? *bigger gasp* In saffron? I've been looking for that." "A rack of pagadis! My credit card is going to get a work-out today!"
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"Why, I haven't worn one of these since my days in Bangladesh when I was dabbling in Colonialism." "That was back when suzerainty meant something!"