"‘The Heights' is all that's trending on social media! I crashed my car into a pool for nothing!"
"Wait a sec - if The Heights are popular, and I'm in The Heights, then… carry the two, divide by zero… then I'm popular!"
Trend Fretter Pt. 2[]
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Dialogue
"These buildings aren't that great – where's their sex appeal? Or their cool boyfriend named Brock who free climbs?"
"They clearly aren't used to class and sophistication. I should throw a little soiree and show them how it's done."
"I wonder if Vulgari still has that diamond encrusted beer bong?"
Trend Fretter Pt. 3[]
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Dialogue
"I think I showed the town how a real star behaves."
"Precious! You're all over the news. What have you done?"
"I had to hit that paparazzi, Daddy!"
"He wasn't taking my picture!"
"Don't worry, this is excellent publicity for my reality show. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to check myself into a hospital for exhaustion to avoid criminal charges."
Trend Fretter Pt. 4[]
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Dialogue
"My show was nominated for a Neppy!"
"A Neppy?"
"A Nepotism in Hollywood Award. They only honor those who are most deserving of not deserving it."
"Now if you'll excuse me, I deserve a relaxing get-away."