Treehugger Lisa Pt. 1
Make Mr. Burns Regret Having Purchased Lampwick
Treehugger Lisa Pt. 2
Make Treehugger Lisa Chain Herself to the Redwood
Treehugger Lisa Pt. 3
Make Former Tree Supporters* Support the Gated Community (x4)
Treehugger Lisa Pt. 4
Make Lisa Question Her Sanity Taking Advice From Gil
Treehugger Lisa Pt. 5
Make Krusty Plan a Krusty Burger Next to the Proposed Site Make Apu Plan a Kwik-E-Mart Next to the Proposed Site Make Wiggum Try to Get a Lard Lad Donuts Next to the Proposed Site
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Treehugger Lisa Pt. 6
Place Woodchipper Place Second Woodchipper
Well-played, little one. A bit of hardball to increase your bargaining position. How does an offer of $5,000 sound?
I'm not doing this for money.
It's like negotiating with Donald Trump, without the veiled threats to wipe out Islam. How about I add 20,000 donuts?
I don't want your filthy donuts! Besides, I already have all the premium characters. Except Lampwick. But really, who gives a crap about Lampwick?
Silly little girl. Everyone knows Lampwick's better than Blue Funzo.
Young lady, you're standing in the way of progress!
My progress from living on a normal street to living somewhere where I don't have to interact with other human beings!
I'm not letting this tree be gated in.
Fine, you win. I won't gate in the tree.
Yep... You've made me realize there's a better way.
Want to show Lisa the “better way”? The Wood Chipper is now available in the store.
You're going to chop it down? But trees are one of our most valuable resources! Just ask any scientist.
She's right.This tree is a major breakthrough! Its girth is far beyond anything ever seen in a science fair project. Which is why we must cut it down and look at its innards. Its rings will tell us something... although I forget what at the moment.
Now that you see my resolve, you may as well give up.
I'm a mayor, most of my job is rescheduling public construction projects. How about we try every Tuesday 4:00 pm, or Friday at lunch?
But those are when two of my extra curricular activities are!
Come on Lisa, you don't need those. You'll easily get into Vassar.
I guess I have no choice but to turn to the forces of darkness... So, what's the plan?
I do find your methods inspiring. I think your plan needs just a little tweaking. I told everyone there's a bald eagle nest up there. Psychological manipulation is beautiful!
My plan was NOT psychological manipulation!
I didn't say it was. As I said, I'm just tweaking your plan.
Come on, accept the inevitable: the gated community will be built, new residents will move in, and I'll use the property tax revenue to fund a decadent weeklong party spree in Mykonos.
You might want to reconsider what side you're on. Because a lot of your constituents support this tree! Right guys?
Wait, what happened? You all supported the tree!
Sorry, one of the daughters of a prospective resident made me a vague, noncommittal romantic offer if I supported the gated community.
And Mr. Burns said he could use my criminal skills in his accounting department.
And I get to be the official supplier of botox and plastic surgery to the gated community.
I'm sorry, redwood tree. I should have never planted you again. Thanks to me, you're doomed to be gated or chopped up.
Not exactly! Gil Gunderson to the rescue!
Sorry, Gil, but I don't need any second-rate premium decorations at “sale” prices that are barely different than the original price.
I'm not selling anything! I'm here to help you defeat the rich people. Because as they say: if you can't join ‘em, beat ‘em!
How in the world are you gonna help me?
With over 10 years experience as a terrible real estate agent, I know a thing or two about what makes a property undesirable to buyers.
If you don't build another Krusty Burger here, I'll get my dad to never patronize Krusty Burger again.
Fat chance! He's too lazy to go anywhere else.
Exactly. So I'll teach him how to order pizza delivery from his MyPad.
A Krusty Burger has been placed in your inventory.
If you don't build another Kwik-E-Mart here, I'll get Bart to boycott Squishees.
Without that revenue my kids would starve! You'd never be so cruel to innocent children.
First we have to save the trees. Then we can worry about children.
A Kwik-E-Mart has been placed in your inventory.
If you don't tell Lard Lad to build another donut shop here, I'll--
How come they haven't started building Lard Lad Donuts yet?
I over-estimated my ability to force people to do things at gunpoint.
Curse you! By building these riff-raff attracting establishments, you've caused all but one of the prospective home buyers to pull their offers!
And I'd pull my offer but he won't take my calls.
You can have your stupid tree back. Enjoy hanging out there with all the burger eaters, slushie sippers, and donut snarfers. Ewwwww.
Excuse me, I have a wood chipper delivery for a “Mr. Burns.”
Return it. No longer needed.
No wait! I'll take it!
Tony, I've got a new job for you.
In that case, I'll take two!
Now I've got one for Legs AND one for Louie.
How's that, boss?