See also: Treehugger Lisa

Treehugger Lisa (questline) is a questline released on February 17, 2016, after unlocking Lisa's Treehugger Lisa costume.

Quest[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Treehugger Lisa Pt. 1 Make Mr. Burns Regret Having Purchased Lampwick 60m Cash100
Mr. Burns
Treehugger Lisa Pt. 2 Make Treehugger Lisa Chain Herself to the Redwood 4h Cash100
Treehugger Lisa Pt. 3 Make Former Tree Supporters* Support the Gated Community (x4) 3h Cash100
Treehugger Lisa Pt. 4 Make Lisa Question Her Sanity Taking Advice From Gil 2h Cash100
Treehugger Lisa Pt. 5 Make Krusty Plan a Krusty Burger Next to the Proposed Site
Make Apu Plan a Kwik-E-Mart Next to the Proposed Site
Make Wiggum Try to Get a Lard Lad Donuts Next to the Proposed Site
Treehugger Lisa Pt. 6 Place Woodchipper
Place Second Woodchipper
Mr. Burns

* Characters: Barney, Blue Haired Lawyer, Dr. Hibbert, Milhouse, Otto, Quimby, Snake

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Treehugger Lisa Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Icon.png Well-played, little one. A bit of hardball to increase your bargaining position. How does an offer of $5,000 sound?
Treehugger Lisa Icon.png I'm not doing this for money.
Mr. Burns Angry Icon.png It's like negotiating with Donald Trump, without the veiled threats to wipe out Islam. How about I add 20,000 donuts?
Treehugger Lisa Annoyed Icon.png I don't want your filthy donuts! Besides, I already have all the premium characters. Except Lampwick. But really, who gives a crap about Lampwick?
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon.png Silly little girl. Everyone knows Lampwick's better than Blue Funzo.

Treehugger Lisa Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Quimby Stern Icon.png Young lady, you're standing in the way of progress!
Treehugger Lisa Sad Icon.png Progress?
Quimby Stern Icon.png My progress from living on a normal street to living somewhere where I don't have to interact with other human beings!
Treehugger Lisa Annoyed Icon.png I'm not letting this tree be gated in.
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon.png Fine, you win. I won't gate in the tree.
Treehugger Lisa Happy Icon.png Really?
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon.png Yep... You've made me realize there's a better way.
System Message Want to show Lisa the “better way”? The Wood Chipper is now available in the store.
Treehugger Lisa Sad Icon.png You're going to chop it down? But trees are one of our most valuable resources! Just ask any scientist.
Professor Frink Icon.png She's right.This tree is a major breakthrough! Its girth is far beyond anything ever seen in a science fair project.
Professor Frink Happy Icon.png Which is why we must cut it down and look at its innards. Its rings will tell us something... although I forget what at the moment.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Treehugger Lisa Icon.png Now that you see my resolve, you may as well give up.
Quimby Proud Icon.png I'm a mayor, most of my job is rescheduling public construction projects.
Quimby Icon.png How about we try every Tuesday 4:00 pm, or Friday at lunch?
Treehugger Lisa Sad Icon.png But those are when two of my extra curricular activities are!
Skinner Annoyed Icon.png Come on Lisa, you don't need those. You'll easily get into Vassar.
Treehugger Lisa Annoyed Icon.png Ugghh!

Treehugger Lisa Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Treehugger Lisa Sad Icon.png I guess I have no choice but to turn to the forces of darkness... So, what's the plan?
Bart Icon.png I do find your methods inspiring. I think your plan needs just a little tweaking.
Bart Laughing Icon.png I told everyone there's a bald eagle nest up there. Psychological manipulation is beautiful!
Treehugger Lisa Annoyed Icon.png My plan was NOT psychological manipulation!
Bart Annoyed Icon.png I didn't say it was. As I said, I'm just tweaking your plan.
Quimby Icon.png Come on, accept the inevitable: the gated community will be built, new residents will move in, and I'll use the property tax revenue to fund a decadent weeklong party spree in Mykonos.
Treehugger Lisa Surprised Icon.png You might want to reconsider what side you're on. Because a lot of your constituents support this tree! Right guys?
Milhouse Sad Icon.png ...
Snake Sad Icon.png ...
Dr. Hibbert Sad Icon.png ...
Treehugger Lisa Sad Icon.png Wait, what happened? You all supported the tree!
Milhouse Sad Icon.png Sorry, one of the daughters of a prospective resident made me a vague, noncommittal romantic offer if I supported the gated community.
Snake Icon.png And Mr. Burns said he could use my criminal skills in his accounting department.
Dr. Hibbert Happy Icon.png And I get to be the official supplier of botox and plastic surgery to the gated community.

Treehugger Lisa Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Treehugger Lisa Sad Icon.png I'm sorry, redwood tree. I should have never planted you again. Thanks to me, you're doomed to be gated or chopped up.
Gil Happy Icon.png Not exactly! Gil Gunderson to the rescue!
Treehugger Lisa Annoyed Icon.png Sorry, Gil, but I don't need any second-rate premium decorations at “sale” prices that are barely different than the original price.
Gil Guilty Icon.png I'm not selling anything! I'm here to help you defeat the rich people. Because as they say: if you can't join ‘em, beat ‘em!
Treehugger Lisa Annoyed Icon.png How in the world are you gonna help me?
Gil Icon.png With over 10 years experience as a terrible real estate agent, I know a thing or two about what makes a property undesirable to buyers.

Treehugger Lisa Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Treehugger Lisa Icon.png If you don't build another Krusty Burger here, I'll get my dad to never patronize Krusty Burger again.
Krusty Annoyed Icon.png Fat chance! He's too lazy to go anywhere else.
Treehugger Lisa Sad Icon.png Exactly. So I'll teach him how to order pizza delivery from his MyPad.
Krusty Icon.png *GULP*
System Message A Krusty Burger has been placed in your inventory.
Treehugger Lisa Icon.png If you don't build another Kwik-E-Mart here, I'll get Bart to boycott Squishees.
Apu Surprised Icon.png Without that revenue my kids would starve! You'd never be so cruel to innocent children.
Treehugger Lisa Annoyed Icon.png First we have to save the trees. Then we can worry about children.
System Message A Kwik-E-Mart has been placed in your inventory.
Treehugger Lisa Icon.png If you don't tell Lard Lad to build another donut shop here, I'll--
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon.png Great idea!
Treehugger Lisa Sad Icon.png How come they haven't started building Lard Lad Donuts yet?
Wiggum Sad Icon.png I over-estimated my ability to force people to do things at gunpoint.

Treehugger Lisa Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Shouting Icon.png Curse you! By building these riff-raff attracting establishments, you've caused all but one of the prospective home buyers to pull their offers!
The Rich Texan Sad Icon.png And I'd pull my offer but he won't take my calls.
Mr. Burns Angry Icon.png You can have your stupid tree back. Enjoy hanging out there with all the burger eaters, slushie sippers, and donut snarfers. Ewwwww.
Squeaky Voice Teen Icon.png Excuse me, I have a wood chipper delivery for a “Mr. Burns.”
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon.png Return it. No longer needed.
Fat Tony Icon.png No wait! I'll take it!
Don Vittorio Icon.png Tony, I've got a new job for you.
Fat Tony Icon.png In that case, I'll take two!
Fat Tony Icon.png Now I've got one for Legs AND one for Louie.
Legs Icon.png How's that, boss?
Fat Tony Angry Icon.png Nevermind.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.