Training Day was the first of two questlines during the St. Patrick's Day 2014 Event.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Required
Training Day Pt. 1 Build O'Flanagan's Pub
Send Springfielders to Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash (x10)
Training Day Pt. 2 Make Homer Drink his Doubts Away. 12h
Training Day Pt. 3 Make Homer Reach Leprechaun Level Lush 24h
Training Day Pt. 4 Make Homer Pass Out 12h
Training Day Pt. 5 Make Homer See his Drinking Past 60m
Training Day Pt. 6 Make Homer See What his Drinking Life Might Become 4h
Training Day Pt. 7 Make Homer Reflect on his Life 12h

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Training Day Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png "March is here! And you know what that means: time to make my New Years Resolution!"
Lisa Icon.png "Didn't you make a resolution in January?"
Homer Icon.png "I did. It was stop postponing making New Years Resolutions. It isn't going well."
Lisa Icon.png "So what's your resolution? Hit the gym? Read more? Improve your lexicon?"
Homer Icon.png "Lisa, what have I told you about making up words. Gym? Ridiculous."
"My resolution is to prepare for St. Patrick's Day down at O'Flanagan's Pub so I don't end up face down in the gutter by accident."
"This year, I'll end up there by choice!"
Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png "And I won't be taking any excuses like I did last year! So leave you hangovers and heart attacks at home!"

Training Day Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png "To borrow a phrase from James Joyce and Spring Break Cancun - DRINK, DRINK, DRINK!"
Homer Icon.png "I'm starting to think this is a bad idea ..."
Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png "Second thoughts are for the sober! Drink those doubts away!"
Homer Icon.png "Booze, you've helped me make - and forget - so many bad decisions. How 'bout one more for old times' sake?"

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png "Woo Hoo! It worked! I no longer regret this reckless romp of drinking!"
Homer Icon.png "Or this Gangnam Style tattoo - guaranteed to stay on topical and hilarious forever!"

Training Day Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png "Homer, congratulations!"
Homer Icon.png "Am I finally ready to participate in all the St. Patrick's Day festivities?"
Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png "No, you've graduated from a Wee Little Laddy to a Bar Wench in the O'Flanagan's School of Drinking and Tae Kwon Do."
Homer Icon.png "What's the top level?"
Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png "Black belt! Sorry, I mean Leprechaun Lush! but no non-Irishman has ever achieved that level."
Homer Icon.png "Then I shall be the first! And it will be the greatest achievement of my life!"
Lisa Icon.png "What about your three beautiful children and your loving wife?"
Homer Icon.png "Who?"

Training Day Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png "Homer, you’ve failed at so many things: real estate exams, successfully making list of three… you must not fail at this."
"But this hard, glass-strewn concrete floor looks so inviting. Maybe I’ll just take a little nap."

Training Day Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png "Hello, is anyone there?"
Ghost of Liver Past Icon.png "Hoooommmeeeer, it’s me. The Ghost of Liver Past."
Homer Icon.png "The Ghost of Liver Past? Never heard of you."
Ghost of Liver Past Icon.png "That’s because those Christmas ghosts used up all of our public relations budget! It’s all about social media these days. I mean… boooooooooo!"
"I’m here to show you how things used to be when you drank responsibly, by magically transporting you through time and space."
Homer Icon.png "Do I have to walk?"
Ghost of Liver Past Icon.png "No."
"You do have to stand while I possess you though."
Homer Icon.png "Uhhhh… fine. But I’m bringing a brew."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ghost of Liver Past Icon.png "Look upon your first St. Patrick’s Day beer purchase at the Kwik-E-Mart.
Homer Sad Icon.png "Who’s that fat balding guy? And when do I get my raffle ticket?"
Ghost of Liver Past Icon.png "I really don’t think you’re getting what’s going on here. That’s you. From the past? You follow?"
Homer Sad Icon.png "If I say yes, will I get my raffle ticket?"

Training Day Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png "Where am I? The last thing I remember was a liver ghost slapping me in the face."
Moe Icon.png "You know what I always say, Homer — when a liver ghost slaps you, you slap back."
Ghostofliverfutureicon.png "HOMER! I’m the Ghost of Liver Future! I’m here to show you what you will become if you continue drinking."
Homer Confused Icon.png "So more being possessed? Jeez, is this St. Patrick’s or Halloween?"

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Sad Icon.png "That was awful! The dank, dark bars. The sticky floors. The broken dreams… brand condom machines."
"I don’t want that to be my life! Please tell me how I can change my ways!"
Ghostofliverfutureicon.png "I can’t… because I’m actually the Ghost of Liver Present! Bet you didn’t see that coming!"
Homer Sad Icon.png "So this is what my life is like now? And you’re what my liver looks like now?"
Ghostofliverfutureicon.png "I know — sad right? There’s no Ghost of Liver Future because your liver doesn't have a future."
"Also because people got too used to the three ghost system, so we had to change it up."
"We’re beta testing it now. Actually, if you’d be willing to fill out a short questionnaire…"
"Oh, you’re crying. Well I’ll just put down satisfied and see myself out."

Training Day Pt. 7[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png "What have I been doing? Training for St. Patrick’s day when I could have been stopping to smell the roses."
"Assuming people played the Valentine’s Day update."
"I was so focused on my drinking, I forgot about the most important thing in my life — my, I don’t know, family probably."
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