Total Recoal is a side questline released on June 14, 2016 for the Superheroes 2016 Event. It requires the character Old King Coal.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Total Recoal Pt. 1 Make Old King Coal Blow Coal 24h Cash100
Experience10
Old King Coal
Total Recoal Pt. 2 Make Old King Coal Pretend to Rule Springfield 4h Cash100
Experience10
Old King Coal
Total Recoal Pt. 3 Make Old King Coal Teach About Coal 8h Cash100
Experience10
Old King Coal
Total Recoal Pt. 4 Make Old King Coal Give a Talk About Coal
Make Youngsters Listen Intently (x4)
60m
60m
Cash100
Experience10
Skinner
Total Recoal Pt. 5 Make Old King Coal Blow Coal 24h Cash100
Experience10
Old King Coal

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Total Recoal Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Old King Coal Happy Icon.png The King of all villains is back, baby!
Milhouse Sad Icon.png Villain? Isn't coal what Santa gives to bad children?
Bart Laughing Icon.png Yeah, go jump in a stocking, ya lump!
Nelson Happy Icon.png Haw Haw!
Old King Coal Annoyed Icon.png Lump?! I'll give you lump!!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Curious Icon.png *cough cough* Did a jerk in a diesel truck just drive by?
Old King Coal Annoyed Icon.png Diesel?! Diesel isn't coal! You people know nothing about fuel sources!

Total Recoal Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Old King Coal Sad Icon.png I'm worth so much more than a lame Christmas gift.
Lisa Icon.png Most people don't actually use coal in their daily lives anymore.
Old King Coal Annoyed Icon.png Ridiculous! Old King Coal commands you all to return to the turn-of-the-century and start using coal again!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Old King Coal Icon.png By decree of the King, you shall all use coal!
Lisa Happy Icon.png No one has to do as you say. We're a democracy here, Old King Coal.
Quimby Proud Icon.png King Quimby might have something to say about that!

Total Recoal Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Old King Coal Icon.png If you refuse my coal then I'll teach you just how badass coal really is.
Old King Coal Happy Icon.png When coal is burned into fly ash, uranium is concentrated into ten times their original levels!
Bart Surprised Icon.png TMI!
Old King Coal Happy Icon.png Just wait until I tell you what coal is made of! Hint… your favorite pets.

Total Recoal Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Skinner Icon.png This has been fantastically interesting Old King Coal.
Skinner Icon.png Why don't you bring your smoke and coal show to the school.
Old King Coal Icon.png Anything to let people know about how bad Old King Coal is.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Old King Coal Happy Icon.png ... so not only does coal release twice as much CO2 as natural gas, it also releases methane, which is 21 times worse than CO2.
Old King Coal Icon.png Truly, coal is a dangerous substance that everyone should fear.
Milhouse Excited Icon.png Wow! Coal is so hot, it's cool!
Lisa Happy Icon.png You're a good teacher King Coal!
Ralph Happy Icon.png I love black rocks!

Total Recoal Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Old King Coal Annoyed Icon.png I don't want people to love me. I'm a nerd in a bowtie instead of the dark-hearted supervillain that I really am.
Old King Coal Annoyed Icon.png The best way to teach the dangers of coal is to unleash them!
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