| Quest
| Requirements
| Time
| Reward
| Triggered By
|
| Total Recoal Pt. 1
| Make Old King Coal Blow Coal
| 24h
|  100
10
| Old King Coal
|
| Total Recoal Pt. 2
| Make Old King Coal Pretend to Rule Springfield
| 4h
| 100
10
| Old King Coal
|
| Total Recoal Pt. 3
| Make Old King Coal Teach About Coal
| 8h
| 100
10
| Old King Coal
|
| Total Recoal Pt. 4
| Make Old King Coal Give a Talk About Coal
Make Youngsters Listen Intently (x4)
| 60m
60m
| 100
10
| Skinner
|
| Total Recoal Pt. 5
| Make Old King Coal Blow Coal
| 24h
| 100
10
| Old King Coal
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| The King of all villains is back, baby!
|
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| Villain? Isn't coal what Santa gives to bad children?
|
|
| Yeah, go jump in a stocking, ya lump!
|
|
| Haw Haw!
|
|
| Lump?! I'll give you lump!!
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| *cough cough* Did a jerk in a diesel truck just drive by?
|
|
| Diesel?! Diesel isn't coal! You people know nothing about fuel sources!
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| I'm worth so much more than a lame Christmas gift.
|
|
| Most people don't actually use coal in their daily lives anymore.
|
|
| Ridiculous! Old King Coal commands you all to return to the turn-of-the-century and start using coal again!
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| By decree of the King, you shall all use coal!
|
|
| No one has to do as you say. We're a democracy here, Old King Coal.
|
|
| King Quimby might have something to say about that!
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| If you refuse my coal then I'll teach you just how badass coal really is.
|
|
| When coal is burned into fly ash, uranium is concentrated into ten times their original levels!
|
|
| TMI!
|
|
| Just wait until I tell you what coal is made of! Hint… your favorite pets.
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| This has been fantastically interesting Old King Coal.
|
|
| Why don't you bring your smoke and coal show to the school.
|
|
| Anything to let people know about how bad Old King Coal is.
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| ... so not only does coal release twice as much CO2 as natural gas, it also releases methane, which is 21 times worse than CO2.
|
|
| Truly, coal is a dangerous substance that everyone should fear.
|
|
| Wow! Coal is so hot, it's cool!
|
|
| You're a good teacher King Coal!
|
|
| I love black rocks!
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| I don't want people to love me. I'm a nerd in a bowtie instead of the dark-hearted supervillain that I really am.
|
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| The best way to teach the dangers of coal is to unleash them!
|
100 
10
