Total Recoal is a side questline released on June 14, 2016 for the Superheroes 2016 Event. It requires the character Old King Coal.
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| Total Recoal Pt. 1
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Make Old King Coal Blow Coal
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24h
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 100
 10
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Old King Coal
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| Total Recoal Pt. 2
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Make Old King Coal Pretend to Rule Springfield
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4h
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100
 10
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Old King Coal
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| Total Recoal Pt. 3
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Make Old King Coal Teach About Coal
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8h
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100
10
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Old King Coal
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| Total Recoal Pt. 4
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Make Old King Coal Give a Talk About Coal
Make Youngsters Listen Intently (x4)
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60m
60m
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100
10
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Skinner
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| Total Recoal Pt. 5
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Make Old King Coal Blow Coal
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24h
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100
10
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Old King Coal
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The King of all villains is back, baby!
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Villain? Isn't coal what Santa gives to bad children?
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Yeah, go jump in a stocking, ya lump!
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Haw Haw!
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Lump?! I'll give you lump!!
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*cough cough* Did a jerk in a diesel truck just drive by?
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Diesel?! Diesel isn't coal! You people know nothing about fuel sources!
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I'm worth so much more than a lame Christmas gift.
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Most people don't actually use coal in their daily lives anymore.
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Ridiculous! Old King Coal commands you all to return to the turn-of-the-century and start using coal again!
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By decree of the King, you shall all use coal!
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No one has to do as you say. We're a democracy here, Old King Coal.
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King Quimby might have something to say about that!
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Dialogue
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If you refuse my coal then I'll teach you just how badass coal really is.
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When coal is burned into fly ash, uranium is concentrated into ten times their original levels!
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TMI!
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Just wait until I tell you what coal is made of! Hint… your favorite pets.
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Dialogue
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This has been fantastically interesting Old King Coal.
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Why don't you bring your smoke and coal show to the school.
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Anything to let people know about how bad Old King Coal is.
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Dialogue
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... so not only does coal release twice as much CO2 as natural gas, it also releases methane, which is 21 times worse than CO2.
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Truly, coal is a dangerous substance that everyone should fear.
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Wow! Coal is so hot, it's cool!
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You're a good teacher King Coal!
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I love black rocks!
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I don't want people to love me. I'm a nerd in a bowtie instead of the dark-hearted supervillain that I really am.
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The best way to teach the dangers of coal is to unleash them!
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