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Total Recoal is a side questline released on June 14, 2016 for the Superheroes 2016 Event. It requires the character Old King Coal.
Contents
Quests[edit | edit source]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Total Recoal Pt. 1 | Make Old King Coal Blow Coal | 24h |  100  10
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Old King Coal |
| Total Recoal Pt. 2 | Make Old King Coal Pretend to Rule Springfield | 4h | 100 10
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Old King Coal |
| Total Recoal Pt. 3 | Make Old King Coal Teach About Coal | 8h | 100 10
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Old King Coal |
| Total Recoal Pt. 4 | Make Old King Coal Give a Talk About Coal Make Youngsters Listen Intently (x4) |
60m 60m |
100 10
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Skinner |
| Total Recoal Pt. 5 | Make Old King Coal Blow Coal | 24h | 100 10
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Old King Coal |
Dialogue[edit | edit source]
Total Recoal Pt. 1[edit | edit source]
Start[edit | edit source]
| Character | Dialogue |
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The King of all villains is back, baby! |
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Villain? Isn't coal what Santa gives to bad children? |
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Yeah, go jump in a stocking, ya lump! |
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Haw Haw! |
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Lump?! I'll give you lump!! |
End[edit | edit source]
| Character | Dialogue |
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*cough cough* Did a jerk in a diesel truck just drive by? |
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Diesel?! Diesel isn't coal! You people know nothing about fuel sources! |
Total Recoal Pt. 2[edit | edit source]
Start[edit | edit source]
| Character | Dialogue |
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I'm worth so much more than a lame Christmas gift. |
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Most people don't actually use coal in their daily lives anymore. |
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Ridiculous! Old King Coal commands you all to return to the turn-of-the-century and start using coal again! |
End[edit | edit source]
| Character | Dialogue |
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By decree of the King, you shall all use coal! |
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No one has to do as you say. We're a democracy here, Old King Coal. |
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King Quimby might have something to say about that! |
Total Recoal Pt. 3[edit | edit source]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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If you refuse my coal then I'll teach you just how badass coal really is. |
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When coal is burned into fly ash, uranium is concentrated into ten times their original levels! |
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TMI! |
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Just wait until I tell you what coal is made of! Hint… your favorite pets. |
Total Recoal Pt. 4[edit | edit source]
Start[edit | edit source]
| Character | Dialogue |
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This has been fantastically interesting Old King Coal. |
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Why don't you bring your smoke and coal show to the school. |
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Anything to let people know about how bad Old King Coal is. |
End[edit | edit source]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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... so not only does coal release twice as much CO2 as natural gas, it also releases methane, which is 21 times worse than CO2. |
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Truly, coal is a dangerous substance that everyone should fear. |
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Wow! Coal is so hot, it's cool! |
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You're a good teacher King Coal! |
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I love black rocks! |
Total Recoal Pt. 5[edit | edit source]
Start[edit | edit source]
| Character | Dialogue |
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I don't want people to love me. I'm a nerd in a bowtie instead of the dark-hearted supervillain that I really am. |
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The best way to teach the dangers of coal is to unleash them! |
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