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Total Recoal is a side questline released on June 14, 2016 for the Superheroes 2016 Event. It requires the character Old King Coal.

Quests[]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Total Recoal Pt. 1 Make Old King Coal Blow Coal 24h Cash100
Experience10
Old King Coal
Total Recoal Pt. 2 Make Old King Coal Pretend to Rule Springfield 4h Cash100
Experience10
Old King Coal
Total Recoal Pt. 3 Make Old King Coal Teach About Coal 8h Cash100
Experience10
Old King Coal
Total Recoal Pt. 4 Make Old King Coal Give a Talk About Coal
Make Youngsters Listen Intently (x4)
60m
60m
Cash100
Experience10
Skinner
Total Recoal Pt. 5 Make Old King Coal Blow Coal 24h Cash100
Experience10
Old King Coal

Dialogue[]

Total Recoal Pt. 1[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Old King Coal Happy Icon The King of all villains is back, baby!
Milhouse Sad Icon Villain? Isn't coal what Santa gives to bad children?
Bart Laughing Icon Yeah, go jump in a stocking, ya lump!
Nelson Happy Icon Haw Haw!
Old King Coal Annoyed Icon Lump?! I'll give you lump!!

End[]

Character Dialogue
Bart Curious Icon *cough cough* Did a jerk in a diesel truck just drive by?
Old King Coal Annoyed Icon Diesel?! Diesel isn't coal! You people know nothing about fuel sources!

Total Recoal Pt. 2[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Old King Coal Sad Icon I'm worth so much more than a lame Christmas gift.
Lisa Icon Most people don't actually use coal in their daily lives anymore.
Old King Coal Annoyed Icon Ridiculous! Old King Coal commands you all to return to the turn-of-the-century and start using coal again!

End[]

Character Dialogue
Old King Coal Icon By decree of the King, you shall all use coal!
Lisa Happy Icon No one has to do as you say. We're a democracy here, Old King Coal.
Quimby Proud Icon King Quimby might have something to say about that!

Total Recoal Pt. 3[]

Character Dialogue
Old King Coal Icon If you refuse my coal then I'll teach you just how badass coal really is.
Old King Coal Happy Icon When coal is burned into fly ash, uranium is concentrated into ten times their original levels!
Bart Surprised Icon TMI!
Old King Coal Happy Icon Just wait until I tell you what coal is made of! Hint… your favorite pets.

Total Recoal Pt. 4[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Skinner Icon This has been fantastically interesting Old King Coal.
Skinner Icon Why don't you bring your smoke and coal show to the school.
Old King Coal Icon Anything to let people know about how bad Old King Coal is.

End[]

Character Dialogue
Old King Coal Happy Icon ... so not only does coal release twice as much CO2 as natural gas, it also releases methane, which is 21 times worse than CO2.
Old King Coal Icon Truly, coal is a dangerous substance that everyone should fear.
Milhouse Excited Icon Wow! Coal is so hot, it's cool!
Lisa Happy Icon You're a good teacher King Coal!
Ralph Happy Icon I love black rocks!

Total Recoal Pt. 5[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Old King Coal Annoyed Icon I don't want people to love me. I'm a nerd in a bowtie instead of the dark-hearted supervillain that I really am.
Old King Coal Annoyed Icon The best way to teach the dangers of coal is to unleash them!
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