Too Big To Fail is a premium limited time questline released on August 26, 2015, as part of a deal from Gil.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Too Big To Fail Pt. 1 Make Marge Get Super-Ripped and Muscular at Shapes 8h Cash100
Too Big To Fail Pt. 2 Make Muscular Marge Go to the Gym
Make Homer Worry About His Wife
Too Big To Fail Pt. 3 Make Marge Beat Up a Mugger 60m Cash100
Too Big To Fail Pt. 4 Make Muscular Marge Instigate a Bar Brawl 4h Cash100
Too Big To Fail Pt. 5 Make Muscular Marge "Defend" Homer 8h Cash100
Too Big To Fail Pt. 6 Make Muscular Marge Instigate a Bar Snuggle 24h Cash100

Dialogue Edit

Too Big To Fail Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Icon "There's a new Shapes Gym in town! Boy, do I have some muscle memories from there…"
Homer Annoyed Icon "Marge, please. This is a bigger, unhealthier version of the body I was born with. You're going to have to accept it."
Marge Icon "It's not for you, Homer. It's a women's gym that I was thinking of visiting."
Homer Annoyed Icon "Okay. Just don't get all super-ripped and muscular like you did that one time."
Marge Icon "Don't worry, I won't."

Too Big To Fail Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Sad Icon "Marge! Where were you? Out not making dinner probably…"
Muscular Marge Icon "Actually I was doing some circuits with the gals at Shapes. It really breathed new life into me!"
Homer Surprised Icon "I knew it! I can see the tone in your biceps, the extra lift in your buttocks! Your buttocks, Marge!"
Muscular Marge Icon "Homer, those are all good things. I'll make us a healthy salad, and then I'm going back to the gym for weight training."
Homer Annoyed Icon "Salad?! So you can get big and I can't?"

Too Big To Fail Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Annoyed Icon "It's time I finally take an interest in my wife's life…"
Homer Annoyed Icon "By telling her what to do with it! Marge, no more working out!"
Mugger Icon "No sudden moves, pal. Hand over all your cash."
Homer Confused Icon "Cash? Who even carries that anymore."
Mugger Icon "Fine, then hand over your credit cards."
Homer Icon "I don't use those either. I got this new e-pay thing on my phone."
Mugger Icon "Fine. Then hand over your phone."
Homer Surprised Icon "Aah! I'm being mugged!"
Muscular Marge Annoyed Icon "Hands off my Homie, you millennial mugger!"

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon "Marge... you're a hero! MY hero!"
Homer Happy Icon "Let's get you home and put you straight into a muscle soak!"
You've unlocked the "Beat Up a Mugger" job for Muscular Marge!
— System Message.

Too Big To Fail Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
Moe Icon "So Midge basically saved your life, huh?"
Homer Icon "Yeah. First she went to town on this mugger. Then she went to town on me... in bed."
Homer Icon "Actually it wasn't even in bed. I'd forgotten you could do that kind of stuff not in bed."
Moe Icon "Well, I hope you got her to buy you dinner after."
Homer Annoyed Icon "What are you implying?"
Lenny Icon "I think what Moe's saying is that it sounds like Marge is wearing the pants now... so I guess you're wearing the dress!"
Homer Furious Icon "How dare you! If that happened, it happened in the privacy of our bedroom but not in our bed!"
Homer Angry Icon "Marge! Get down to Moe's! I'm being mugged by every single person here! Especially Lenny!"
Lenny Surprised Icon "Wha?"

Too Big To Fail Pt. 5 Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon "Now that Marge is a gym rat, I have my own bodyguard. I feel like a pop star, or a second-rate politician!"
Homer Sarcastic Icon "Apu, my good man, I will have one of your finest mostly-meat hot dogs!"
Apu Embarrassed Icon "I am afraid I just sold the last one."
Homer Annoyed Icon "To who? That guy over there eating the last hot dog?"
Homer Guilty Icon "Marge! I'm being attacked by a guy with a hot dog!"

Too Big To Fail Pt. 6 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Muscular Marge Sad Icon "Homie, have you noticed a change in our dynamic since I started working out?"
Homer Guilty Icon "Me? Notice? Change? Dynamic?"
Muscular Marge Sad Icon "I've been fighting so many of your battles, and I'm worried it's emasculating. So I've decided to quit the gym."
Homer Scared Icon "But Marge! Who's going to open jars around here? Or beat strangers to a pulp?"
Muscular Marge Icon "I get it, I'm stepping on your toes! It's time things go back to the way they were."
Muscular Marge Icon "But before I let these muscles atrophy, why don't we lock ourselves in Moe's keg closet one last time?"
Homer Icon "You had me at muscles atrophy."

End Edit

You've unlocked the "Instigate a Bar Brawl" job for Muscular Marge!
— System message.


  • Despite saying that processing through the Quest unlocked two animated jobs, only one is, "Beat Up a Mugger", and Moe's Tavern is animated when Muscular Marge "Instigate a Bar Brawl "


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