"There's a new Shapes Gym in town! Boy, do I have some muscle memories from there…"
"Marge, please. This is a bigger, unhealthier version of the body I was born with. You're going to have to accept it."
"It's not for you, Homer. It's a women's gym that I was thinking of visiting."
"Okay. Just don't get all super-ripped and muscular like you did that one time."
"Don't worry, I won't."
Too Big To Fail Pt. 2[]
Character
Dialogue
"Marge! Where were you? Out not making dinner probably…"
"Actually I was doing some circuits with the gals at Shapes. It really breathed new life into me!"
"I knew it! I can see the tone in your biceps, the extra lift in your buttocks! Your buttocks, Marge!"
"Homer, those are all good things. I'll make us a healthy salad, and then I'm going back to the gym for weight training."
"Salad?! So you can get big and I can't?"
Too Big To Fail Pt. 3[]
Start[]
Character
Dialogue
"It's time I finally take an interest in my wife's life…"
"By telling her what to do with it! Marge, no more working out!"
"No sudden moves, pal. Hand over all your cash."
"Cash? Who even carries that anymore."
"Fine, then hand over your credit cards."
"I don't use those either. I got this new e-pay thing on my phone."
"Fine. Then hand over your phone."
"Aah! I'm being mugged!"
"Hands off my Homie, you millennial mugger!"
End[]
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Dialogue
"Marge... you're a hero! MY hero!"
"Let's get you home and put you straight into a muscle soak!"
“
You've unlocked the "Beat Up a Mugger" job for Muscular Marge!
”
— System Message.
Too Big To Fail Pt. 4[]
Character
Dialogue
"So Midge basically saved your life, huh?"
"Yeah. First she went to town on this mugger. Then she went to town on me... in bed."
"Actually it wasn't even in bed. I'd forgotten you could do that kind of stuff not in bed."
"Well, I hope you got her to buy you dinner after."
"What are you implying?"
"I think what Moe's saying is that it sounds like Marge is wearing the pants now... so I guess you're wearing the dress!"
"How dare you! If that happened, it happened in the privacy of our bedroom but not in our bed!"
"Marge! Get down to Moe's! I'm being mugged by every single person here! Especially Lenny!"
"Wha?"
Too Big To Fail Pt. 5[]
Character
Dialogue
"Now that Marge is a gym rat, I have my own bodyguard. I feel like a pop star, or a second-rate politician!"
"Apu, my good man, I will have one of your finest mostly-meat hot dogs!"
"I am afraid I just sold the last one."
"To who? That guy over there eating the last hot dog?"
"Marge! I'm being attacked by a guy with a hot dog!"
Too Big To Fail Pt. 6[]
Start[]
Character
Dialogue
"Homie, have you noticed a change in our dynamic since I started working out?"
"Me? Notice? Change? Dynamic?"
"I've been fighting so many of your battles, and I'm worried it's emasculating. So I've decided to quit the gym."
"But Marge! Who's going to open jars around here? Or beat strangers to a pulp?"
"I get it, I'm stepping on your toes! It's time things go back to the way they were."
"But before I let these muscles atrophy, why don't we lock ourselves in Moe's keg closet one last time?"
"You had me at muscles atrophy."
End[]
“
You've unlocked the "Instigate a Bar Brawl" job for Muscular Marge!
”
— System message.
Trivia[]
Despite saying that processing through the Quest unlocked two animated jobs, only one is, "Beat Up a Mugger", and Moe's Tavern is animated when Muscular Marge "Instigate a Bar Brawl "