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Tipsy-Turvy is a premium side questline that was released on April 20, 2014, with the level 40 update. It requires the premium character Dewey Largo.

Quests[]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 1 Make Dewey Largo Scratch Scratchers and Guzzle Grigio 60m Cash100
Experience10
Dewey Largo
Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 2 Make Dewey Largo Conduct without an Orchestra 4h Cash100
Experience10
Skinner
Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 3 Reach level 9 and Build Springfield Elementary
Make Lisa and Milhouse Play Air Instruments
-
8h
Cash100
Experience10
Lisa
Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 4 Reach level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Make Lisa Call a Family Meeting
Make Simpsons Attend a Family Meeting (x3)
Characters:
-
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Lisa
Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 5 Reach level 25 and Build Burns Manor
Make Lisa Drop Off an Invitation for Largo
Make Homer Drop Off and Invitation for Smithers
-
60m
60m
Cash100
Experience10
Marge
Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 6 Build King Toot's
Make Largo and Smithers Attend a Musical Evening
-
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Dewey Largo
Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 7 Make Smithers Write a Second Grade Libretto
Make Dewey Largo Go Out on the Town
24h
24h
Cash100
Experience10
Lisa
Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 8 Make Dewey Largo Self-Loathe 8h Cash100
Experience10
Dewey Largo
Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 9 Make Dewey Largo Conduct "Foresaken Love: The Musical"
Make Lisa and Milhouse Perform in the Musical
Make Mr. Burns Take a Bath
Make Smithers Bathe Mr. Burns
3h
3h
3h
3h
Cash100
Experience10
Lisa
Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 10 Make Dewey Largo Conduct the School Orchestra
Make Lisa Perform in the Orchestra
Make Milhouse Perform in the Orchestra
2h
2h
2h
Cash100
Experience10
Dewey Largo

Dialogue[]

Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 1[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Dewey Largo Icon The Lotto 'n' Liquor has it all. If you feel lucky, there's Scratchers. if you feel unlucky, there's booze.
Lisa Annoyed Icon Mr. Largo, shouldn't you and Mr. Smithers be working on this year's band musical?
Lisa Deadpan Icon He writes the words, you do the music. You're Springfield Elementary's "Gilbert and Sullivan," if I may state the comic premise.
Dewey Largo Icon That man is driving me bonkers! Every year he writes yet another musical about play-action figures.
Dewey Largo Icon "Malibu Stacy: The Musical". "The Sergeant Activity Song Cycle". "Malibu Stacy's Hair: The Tribal Love Rock Musical". It's boring!
Dewey Largo Icon Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go hide from you inside a liquor store.

End[]

Character Dialogue
Dewey Largo Icon None of my lottery numbers panned out, but when you're drinking Chateau Bucharest 2014 from a 1 foot square cardboard box you're always a winner.

Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 2[]

Character Dialogue
Skinner Icon Dewey, Waylon, we're excited to hear your ideas for the band musical.
Smithers Icon Well, Malibu Stacy gets a sleepover camper van--
Dewey Largo Icon No! I refuse to do another Malibu Stacy musical.
Smithers Icon I write what I love, and I love dressing her up.
Chalmers Angry Icon Skinnnerr! The band musical is our biggest fund raiser. Force the musicians to be artistic!
Dewey Largo Icon Never! I want to do something grand, emotional, real...
Smithers Sad Icon Malibu Stacy IS grand. *sobs* So emotional too, damn you!
Dewey Largo Icon Until Smithers comes up with something worthy of my artistry, no deal!
Dewey Largo Icon Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pretend I'm conducting a middle school production of "Mamma Mia".

Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 3[]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon Principal Skinner, can we practice our instruments while Mr. Largo works out his inner demons?
Skinner Sad Icon I'm afraid not, Lisa. Without supervision; i can only allow you to play air instruments, such as air sax and ephemeral triangle.
Milhouse Icon Finally, a kind of instrument my eyebrows can't get caught in.

Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 4[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Sad Icon Mr. Smithers and Mr. Largo are so angry at each other, I don't think they'll ever work together again.
Marge Icon Maybe we can come up with something. Let's call a family meeting.
Marge Icon You go tell your brother. I'll call Homer at Moe's and tell him to come home.
Lisa Shocked Icon You think Dad will leave Moe's for a family meeting?
Marge Icon He will if I say it's a plumbing emergency.
Lisa Icon Like nacho cheese is coming out of the faucets?
Marge Icon Exactly!

End[]

Character Dialogue
Homer Sad Icon How could you fix the nacho cheese problem before I got home? Have you no mercy.
Lisa Annoyed Icon Dad, please focus. Can you go talk to Mr. Smithers about Mr. Largo?
Homer Annoyed Icon Sorry, but those two men have a right to their personal lives.
Lisa Angry Icon Then I guess you'll just have to sell band candy to all your co-workers again.
Homer Scared Icon I will meddle in those men's lives until I have no strength left in my body.

Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 5[]

Character Dialogue
Marge Icon Okay, let's start by getting Dewey and Waylon together on neutral ground, where they can be reminded of their shared love of music.
Homer Icon I've got it -- Moe's Bar. When we get drunk we like to sing Van Halen songs really loud.
Homer Happy Icon Really loud, Marge.
Marge Icon I was thinking King Toots. Of course, we'll have to fib a little to make the invitations more appealing.

Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 6[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Dewey Largo Icon Hmm. An invitation to attend a musical evening at King Toots. But will there be canapés?...
Dewey Largo Icon Woo hoo! There will!
Smithers Icon Hmm, a musical evening at King Toots... with a special guest, a world famous Diva!
Mr. Burns Icon Don't be a fool, Smithers. It's obviously a trap.
Smithers Icon Perhaps. But it's been baited with a cheese no Smithers can resist.

End[]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon Mr. Largo, Mr. Smithers, welcome to King Toots. First I must tell you, there are canapés, but we only have a Diva impersonator…
Homer LadyHomer Icon …Named “Homeretta!”
Homer LadyHomer Icon Now I shall sing a medley of various contemporary hits!
Smithers Icon He’s terrible, but even if someone is only pretending to be a Diva I’m ecstatic.

Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 7[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon Mr. Smithers, Mr. Largo, I know you two can write a great musical. Mr. Smithers, isn't there a personal story you've always wanted to tell?
Smithers Icon Well, there is one... about two people who've worked together for years.
Smithers Icon One of them has fallen in love with the other one but can't find the courage to express how he feels.
Dewey Largo Icon Waylon, I'm touched. That sounds wonderful – honest, adult, deep, moving…
Smithers Icon There's also a subplot about Malibu Stacy washing her hair.
Dewey Largo Icon I'm inspired! This will be our best collaboration ever. Now, you do all the hard work writing while I go party.
Marge Icon Wow, Mr. Largo sounds just like a network executive.

End[]

Character Dialogue
Dewey Largo Icon To the pinot grigio aisle!

Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 8[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Dewey Largo Icon Okay, let's hear the opening number for our new production: FORSAKEN LOVE.
Smithers Icon I’ve thought of you, oh, lots and lots. / Your wrinkly skin, your liver spots…
Smithers Icon I long to cuddle in your embrace. / And feel your cold lips on my face.
Dewey Largo Icon Uh, that doesn't sound like me you're singing about.
Smithers Icon Why would it?"
Dewey Largo Icon Well, you said you were longing for someone you'd worked with over the years.
Dewey Largo Sad Icon I just assumed you meant... a certain conductor… but now I see you meant someone else.
Dewey Largo Sad Icon Stupid Dewey. Stupid stupid stupid!

End[]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Shocked Icon Mr. Largo has run off in humiliation! Now what do we do?
Milhouse Icon I'LL conduct! I've spent years studying. It's my turn to shine!
Milhouse Sad Icon Ow! I got a splinter from the conductor's baton! I'm passing out!

Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 9[]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Alarmed Icon Mr. Largo, the show starts in fifteen minutes. You've got to come back and conduct it.‎
Dewey Largo Sad Icon I can't. I'm too embarrassed to face Waylon after I made such a fool of myself.‎
Lisa Deadpan Icon He won't be there. He had opening night jitters so he went home to give Mr. Burns a bath.‎
Dewey Largo Sad Icon Insult to injury! Now I swear I will NEVER conduct that musical!‎
Chalmers Worried Icon Oh for Pete's sake. Do it or you're fired.‎
Dewey Largo Icon The show must go on.‎

Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 10[]

Character Dialogue
Dewey Largo Icon The Daily Fourth Gradian has a review of our new musical.
Smithers Sad Icon Oh Lord, Janey wrote it. She's brutal!
Lisa Annoyed Icon The part about two grown-ups who had love troubles, was, in this reviewer's opinion, icky.
Lisa Icon I was on the edge of my seat, however, when Malibu Stacy developed a devastating tangle while brushing her hair.
Lisa Icon Relief flooded through the audience after detangler was applied and the combing was safely continued.
Lisa Happy Icon The song 'Now I Can Appear in a Fashion Show' was conducted with gusto and will long be hummed in the halls of Springfield Elementary.
Lisa Happy Icon Rating: two and a half stars.
Dewey Largo Icon It's a triumph! Congratulations, Smithers!
Smithers Icon And you too, Largo.
Dewey Largo Icon I'm filled with excitement. Children, let's learn the joys of music!
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