Tipsy-Turvy
Release Date
April 20, 2014
Tipsy-Turvy is a premium side questline that was released on April 20, 2014, with the level 40 update. It requires the premium character Dewey Largo .
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The Lotto 'n' Liqour has it all. If you feel lucky, there's Scratchers. if you feel unlucky, there's booze."
Mr. Largo, shouldn't you and Mr. Smithers be working on this year's band musical?
He writes the words, you do the music. You're Springfield Elementarys "Gilbert and Sullivian," if I may state the comic premise.
That man is driving me bonkers! Every year he writes yet another musical about play-action figures.
Malibu Stacy: The Musical". The Sergeant Activity Song Cycle". "Malibu Stacy's Hair: The Tribal Love Rock Musical". It's boring!
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go hide from you inside a liquor store.
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None of my lottery numbers panned out, but when you're drinking Chateau Bucharest 2014 from a 1 foot square cardboard box you're always a winner."
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Dewey, Waylon, we're excited to hear your ideas for the band musical."
Well, Malibu Stacy gets a sleepover camper van--"
No! I refuse to do another Malibu Stacy musical."
I write what I love, and I love dressing her up."
Skinnnerr! The band musical is our biggest fund raiser. Force the musicians to be artistic!"
Never! I want to do something grand, emotional, real..."
Malibu Stacy IS grand. *sobs* So emotional too, damn you!"
Until Smithers comes up with something worthy of my artistry, no deal!
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pretend I'm conducting a middle school production of "Mamma Mia".
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Principal Skinner, can we practice our instruments while Mr. Largo works out his inner demons?"
I'm afraid not, Lisa. Without supervision; i can only allow you to play air instruments, such as air sax and ephemeral triangle."
Finally, a kind of instrument my eyebrows can't get caught in."
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Mr. Smithers and Mr. Largo are so angry at each other, I don't think they'll ever work together again."
Maybe we can come up with something. Let's call a family meeting.
You go tell your brother. I'll call Homer at Moe's and tell him to come home."
You think Dad will leave Moe's for a family meeting?"
He will if I say it's a plumbing emergency."
Like nacho cheese is coming out of the faucets?"
Exactly!"
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How could you fix the nacho cheese problem before I got home? Have you no mercy."
Dad, please focus. Can you go talk to Mr. Smithers about Mr. Largo?"
Sorry, but those two men have a right to their personal lives."
Then I guess you'll just have to sell band candy to all your co-workers again."
I will meddle in those men's lives until I have no strength left in my body."
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Okay, let's start by getting Dewey and Waylon together on neutral ground, where they can be reminded of their shared love of music.
I've got it -- Moe's Bar. When we get drunk we like to sing Van Halen songs really loud.
Really loud, Marge.
I was thinking King Toots. Of course, we'll have to fib a little to make the invitations more appealing.
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Hmm. An invitation to attend a musical evening at King Toots. But will there be canapés?...
Woo hoo! There will!
Hmm, a musical evening at King Toots... with a special guest, a world famous Diva!"
Don't be a fool, Smithers. It's obviously a trap."
Perhaps. But it's been baited with a cheese no Smithers can resist."
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Mr. Largo, Mr. Smithers, welcome to King Toots. First I must tell you, there are canapés, but we only have a Diva impersonator…"
…Named “Homeretta!”
Now I shall sing a medley of various contemporary hits!
He’s terrible, but even if someone is only pretending to be a Diva I’m ecstatic.
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Mr. Smithers, Mr. Largo, I know you two can write a great musical. Mr. Smithers, isn't there a personal story you've always wanted to tell?
Well, there is one... about two people who've worked together for years.
One of them has fallen in love with the other one but can't find the courage to express how he feels.
Waylon, I'm touched. That sounds wonderful – honest, adult, deep, moving…
There's also a subplot about Malibu Stacy washing her hair.
I'm inspired! This will be our best collaboration ever. Now, you do all the hard work writing while I go party.
Wow, Mr. Largo sounds just like a network executive.
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To the pinot grigio aisle!
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Okay, let's hear the opening number for our new production: FORSAKEN LOVE.
I’ve thought of you, oh, lots and lots. / Your wrinkly skin, your liver spots…
I long to cuddle in your embrace. / And feel your cold lips on my face.
Uh, that doesn't sound like me you're singing about.
Why would it?"
Well, you said you were longing for someone you'd worked with over the years.
I just assumed you meant... a certain conductor… but now I see you meant someone else.
Stupid Dewey. Stupid stupid stupid!
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Mr. Largo has run off in humiliation! Now what do we do?"
I'LL conduct! I've spent years studying. It's my turn to shine!
Ow! I got a splinter from the conductor's baton! I'm passing out!
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Mr. Largo, the show starts in fifteen minutes. You've got to come back and conduct it."
I can't. I'm too embarrassed to face Waylon after I made such a fool of myself."
He won't be there. He had opening night jitters so he went home to give Mr. Burns a bath."
Insult to injury! Now I swear I will NEVER conduct that musical!"
Oh for Pete's sake. Do it or you're fired."
The show must go on."
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The Daily Fourth Gradian has a review of our new musical.
Oh Lord, Janey wrote it. She's brutal!
The part about two grown-ups who had love troubles, was, in this reviewer's opinion, icky.
I was on the edge of my seat, however, when Malibu Stacy developed a devastating tangle while brushing her hair.
Relief flooded through the audience after detangler was applied and the combing was safely continued.
The song 'Now I Can Appear in a Fashion Show' was conducted with gusto and will long be hummed in the halls of Springfield Elementary.
Rating: two and a half stars.
It's a triumph! Congratulations, Smithers!
And you too, Largo.
I'm filled with excitement. Children, let's learn the joys of music!
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