Make Smithers Write a Second Grade Libretto Make Dewey Largo Go Out on the Town
24h 24h
100 10
Lisa
Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 8
Make Dewey Largo Self-Loathe
8h
100 10
Dewey Largo
Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 9
Make Dewey Largo Conduct "Foresaken Love: The Musical" Make Lisa and Milhouse Perform in the Musical Make Mr. Burns Take a Bath Make Smithers Bathe Mr. Burns
3h 3h 3h 3h
100 10
Lisa
Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 10
Make Dewey Largo Conduct the School Orchestra Make Lisa Perform in the Orchestra Make Milhouse Perform in the Orchestra
2h 2h 2h
100 10
Dewey Largo
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Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 1[]
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The Lotto 'n' Liquor has it all. If you feel lucky, there's Scratchers. if you feel unlucky, there's booze.
Mr. Largo, shouldn't you and Mr. Smithers be working on this year's band musical?
He writes the words, you do the music. You're Springfield Elementary's "Gilbert and Sullivan," if I may state the comic premise.
That man is driving me bonkers! Every year he writes yet another musical about play-action figures.
"Malibu Stacy: The Musical". "The Sergeant Activity Song Cycle". "Malibu Stacy's Hair: The Tribal Love Rock Musical". It's boring!
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go hide from you inside a liquor store.
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None of my lottery numbers panned out, but when you're drinking Chateau Bucharest 2014 from a 1 foot square cardboard box you're always a winner.
Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 2[]
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Dewey, Waylon, we're excited to hear your ideas for the band musical.
Well, Malibu Stacy gets a sleepover camper van--
No! I refuse to do another Malibu Stacy musical.
I write what I love, and I love dressing her up.
Skinnnerr! The band musical is our biggest fund raiser. Force the musicians to be artistic!
Never! I want to do something grand, emotional, real...
Malibu Stacy IS grand. *sobs* So emotional too, damn you!
Until Smithers comes up with something worthy of my artistry, no deal!
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pretend I'm conducting a middle school production of "Mamma Mia".
Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 3[]
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Principal Skinner, can we practice our instruments while Mr. Largo works out his inner demons?
I'm afraid not, Lisa. Without supervision; i can only allow you to play air instruments, such as air sax and ephemeral triangle.
Finally, a kind of instrument my eyebrows can't get caught in.
Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 4[]
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Mr. Smithers and Mr. Largo are so angry at each other, I don't think they'll ever work together again.
Maybe we can come up with something. Let's call a family meeting.
You go tell your brother. I'll call Homer at Moe's and tell him to come home.
You think Dad will leave Moe's for a family meeting?
He will if I say it's a plumbing emergency.
Like nacho cheese is coming out of the faucets?
Exactly!
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How could you fix the nacho cheese problem before I got home? Have you no mercy.
Dad, please focus. Can you go talk to Mr. Smithers about Mr. Largo?
Sorry, but those two men have a right to their personal lives.
Then I guess you'll just have to sell band candy to all your co-workers again.
I will meddle in those men's lives until I have no strength left in my body.
Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 5[]
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Okay, let's start by getting Dewey and Waylon together on neutral ground, where they can be reminded of their shared love of music.
I've got it -- Moe's Bar. When we get drunk we like to sing Van Halen songs really loud.
Really loud, Marge.
I was thinking King Toots. Of course, we'll have to fib a little to make the invitations more appealing.
Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 6[]
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Hmm. An invitation to attend a musical evening at King Toots. But will there be canapés?...
Woo hoo! There will!
Hmm, a musical evening at King Toots... with a special guest, a world famous Diva!
Don't be a fool, Smithers. It's obviously a trap.
Perhaps. But it's been baited with a cheese no Smithers can resist.
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Mr. Largo, Mr. Smithers, welcome to King Toots. First I must tell you, there are canapés, but we only have a Diva impersonator…
…Named “Homeretta!”
Now I shall sing a medley of various contemporary hits!
He’s terrible, but even if someone is only pretending to be a Diva I’m ecstatic.
Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 7[]
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Mr. Smithers, Mr. Largo, I know you two can write a great musical. Mr. Smithers, isn't there a personal story you've always wanted to tell?
Well, there is one... about two people who've worked together for years.
One of them has fallen in love with the other one but can't find the courage to express how he feels.