Thrillhouse is a quest chain that unlocks Milhouse and the Van Houten House

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Reward Time
Thrillhouse Pt. 1 Build the Van Houten House Experience420
Unlocks: Milhouse
24h
Thrillhouse Pt. 2 Send Milhouse to shop at Kwik-E-Mart
Send Lisa to shop at Kwik-E-Mart
Cash100 Experience10 60m
60m
Like Father, Like Son Make Milhouse Find Puppy Goo-Goo Cash100 Experience10 10m

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Thrillhouse Pt 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Sad Icon.png "It's strange we still haven't seen any sign of Bart."
Homer Icon.png "He's probably with that blue-haired kid. Milton? Midew?"
Lisa Icon.png "Milhouse! Good thinking. We should build his house immediately."
Homer Icon.png "Right, Milhouse."
"Why is it I hear that name and I immediately detect the mingled odors of desperation and inhaler mist in the air?"

Thrillhouse Pt 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Icon.png "Hey, Lisa."
Lisa Icon.png "Milhouse, have you seen Bart?"
Milhouse Icon.png "How about we discuss it over a glass of wine? Or coffee? Or a Cosmopolitan?"
Lisa Icon.png "We're eight. We don't drink any of those things."
Milhouse Icon.png "Oh, right. How about a Squishee?"

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png "All right Milhouse, you got your drink. Now tell me where Bart is."
Milhouse Sad Icon.png "I don't know."
Lisa Sad Icon.png "Ugh! So you made me go on this stupid date for nothing?"
Milhouse Icon.png "This is a date? Awesome!"

Like Father, Like Son[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Icon.png "Help!"
"Puppy Goo-Goo is gone!"
"He's my best-est stuffed animal, and he's gone!"
Lisa Icon.png "No offense, Milhouse, but you seem to lose Puppy Goo-Goo a lot."
Milhouse Icon.png "I didn't lose him, he ran away."
"Daddy says, the ones you love sometimes have to run away and shack up with someone else, so that you'll learn to love them even more!"
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