The Krusty the Clown Show Pt. 1
Bart: Hey Krusty, what happened to your show?
Krusty: I'm taking a break, it's hard to entertain kids all alone. That stupid cat and mouse, they're the REAL stars.
Lisa: Maybe if we can recreate Itchy and Scratchy we can bring back your show!
Krusty: Yeah, if only I had that kind of money...
Bart: You could always try and... you know... win the money.
Lisa: BART!
Quest: Make Krusty visit the track.(3 hours)
The Krusty the Clown Show Pt.2
Krusty: Darn it, I lost again!
Bart: Aww man, we're never gonna get your show back.
Krusty: Yeah... that's a shame.
Krusty: Now leave me to smoke in peace, kid.
Quest: Make Krusty smoke a joint. (30 mins)
The Krusty the Clown Show Pt.3
Lisa: I guess there's no hope of ever getting Itchy and Scratchy back.
Fat Tony: Itchy and Scratchy? My son loves that show! Count me in.
Bart: Are you saying you'll help us get the show back?
Fat Tony: Sure, I'll meet a few people and see what I can do.
Quest: Make Fat Tony meet with old acquaintances. (6 hours)
The Krusty the Clown Show Pt. 4
Fat Tony: Okay, kids. You've got yourself a deal.
Bart + Lisa: Hooray!
Krusty: ...
Quest: Build Itchy and Scratchy Studios (24 hours, unlocks Roger Meyers Jr.)
Babysitting Duties Pt. 1
Marge: Homie, we never go out for dinner anymore, so I've booked a table for tonight.
Homer: But honey, who's gonna watch the kids?
Marge: I've already asked Granmpa.
Homer: D'oh!
Quest: Make Marge dine at the Truffle. (2 hours) Make Homer dine at the Truffle. (2 hours) Make Grampa babysit Bart and Lisa. (12 hours)
Babysitting Duties Pt. 2
Marge: Grampa, what happened?
Grampa: Wha?
Marge: Why are you tied to the couch?
Grampa: Why, so I am. Those kids are uncontrollable, I quit!
Marge: Oh Homie, where are we going to find another babysitter?
Homer: What about the Gruesome Twosome?
Marge: Great idea Homie, we could build their apartment to try and find them!
Quest: Build Spinster City Apartments (24 hours, unlocks Patty Bouvier)
Sisterly Love
Patty: No amount of cigarettes can fill the hole that Selma has left in my heart.
Marge: We could always try and find her, Patty.
Homer: Is one sister not enough Marge? Do you really need another one?
Homer: The Gruesome Twosome could become the Lonesome Onesome...
Patty: I can hear you you know.
Patty: And that doesn't even rhyme.
Quest: Build the DMV (24 hours, unlocks Selma Bouvier)