This Little Wiggy is a series of Level 26 quests. There are 8 different quests involved in the quest chain, two of which require the construction of a new building. A list of all the included quests can be found below. The following quest chain was Buddha's Got Back which was released 5 weeks after.
"Chief Wiggum, I'd like to report seeing a pant-less vagrant every morning."
"Who is this filthy hobo blighthing our good city?"
"You!"
"Oh, um, well, darn it. I don't have anywhere else to sleep. As police chief, I can't break into the brown house." "And you can sleep at the school. Where I work is full of criminals."
"So is the school. Build yourself a house. Even Willie has a shack."
"Congratulations, Springfield! With the Wiggum boy back, we've been officially crowned . . . America's Fattest City by Chunky Lovers Magazine!"
"We're Number 1! We're Number 1!"
"When I do as Mommy says I get a buttersicle."
"Springfield is in a dangerous health crisis. And only one thing can save it - the Internet! I need to resume Mom's food blog to encourage this town to eat better."
"Little Girl, you have not been replying to my comments on your blog. You would know me as MeisterChef47."
"I deduced that. I keep telling you, I don't know any restaurants that serves baby back tauntaun."
"I do not wish to associate myself with such pretentious garbage. Springfield needs a genuinely inspired restaurant to awaken the inspid palate of this town. I couldn't possibly take a date to any of the ones we have now... which is why I don't date."
"I'm inviting all the, um, big boned of Springfield to try the forged vegetable jellies at El Chemistri." "It's a diet that will, um, make your bones less big."
"I used to worry about not being able to see my shoes, but that's not a problem now that Ralphie's here to tie them." "But Ralphie, do you want to try the new restaurant?"
"Yay! Chemistri sounds like a magician. I want to eat magic food."
"...thank you Lisa, the town appreciates that your efforts have taken Springfield from morbidly obese to functionally obese." "Tubby Tike, do you have any folksiness to add?"