This Little Wiggy is a series of Level 26 quests. There are 8 different quests involved in the quest chain, two of which require the construction of a new building. A list of all the included quests can be found below. The following quest chain was Buddha's Got Back which was released 5 weeks after.
"Chief Wiggum, I'd like to report seeing a pant-less vagrant every morning."
"Who is this filthy hobo blighthing our good city?"
"You!"
"Oh, um, well, darn it. I don't have anywhere else to sleep. As police chief, I can't break into the brown house." "And you can sleep at the school. Where I work is full of criminals."
"So is the school. Build yourself a house. Even Willie has a shack."
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"I Choo-Choo-Choose this reality."
"Ralphie! Thank goodness. Finally, no more horrible me time."
This Little Wiggy Pt. 2[]
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"Congratulations, Springfield! With the Wiggum boy back, we've been officially crowned . . . America's Fattest City by Chunky Lovers Magazine!"
"We're Number 1! We're Number 1!"
"When I do as Mommy says I get a buttersicle."
"Springfield is in a dangerous health crisis. And only one thing can save it - the Internet! I need to resume Mom's food blog to encourage this town to eat better."
"I like to eat rainbows!"
This Little Wiggy Pt. 3[]
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"Little Girl, you have not been replying to my comments on your blog. You would know me as MeisterChef47."
"I deduced that. I keep telling you, I don't know any restaurants that serves baby back tauntaun."
"I do not wish to associate myself with such pretentious garbage. Springfield needs a genuinely inspired restaurant to awaken the inspid palate of this town. I couldn't possibly take a date to any of the ones we have now... which is why I don't date."
"Yes, I'm sure that's why."
This Little Wiggy Pt. 4[]
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"I'm inviting all the, um, big boned of Springfield to try the forged vegetable jellies at El Chemistri." "It's a diet that will, um, make your bones less big."
"I used to worry about not being able to see my shoes, but that's not a problem now that Ralphie's here to tie them." "But Ralphie, do you want to try the new restaurant?"
"Yay! Chemistri sounds like a magician. I want to eat magic food."
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"Thanks, Lisa. Now Ralphie and I are off to Krustyburger for dessert. And what you have before dessert."
"But chief..."
"Hey, if I get too thin, people will expect me to actually chase down criminals."
This Little Wiggy Pt. 5[]
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"I like reading your blog, Lisa. Some letters look like giraffes."
"Thanks. Everyone wants to talk to me. I finally understand the appeal of being popular!"
"Yay! Can we play?"
"Ooo, um, yeah, I'd love to. Just... I'm really busy."
This Little Wiggy Pt. 6[]
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"Life-threatening weight gain is spreading. Finally, a chance to say "No fatties" on air! Now all I need is a story to put around that."
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"...thank you Lisa, the town appreciates that your efforts have taken Springfield from morbidly obese to functionally obese." "Tubby Tike, do you have any folksiness to add?"
"Fire tastes burn-y when I lick it."
This Little Wiggy Pt. 7[]
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"I'm sorry, Ralphie, but I can't watch you AND ignore my paperwork. Can't you use the power of imagination to not bother me?"
"Okay, Daddy. I have a friend who always comes by right after I take a ride in the microwave."
This Little Wiggy Pt. 8[]
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"Hi, Chief Wiggum. I was wondering if I can borrow Ralph for a little game of American Patriot Hero."
"Of course. It's good to play with actual people, and not just imaginary characters all the time."
"Now, Ralph, I'll be the brave soldier fighting our enemies, and you can be the flag I raise in victory. Let's go to the flag pole."