This Little Wiggy is a series of Level 26 quests. There are 8 different quests involved in the quest chain, two of which require the construction of a new building. A list of all the included quests can be found below. The following quest chain was Buddha's Got Back which was released 5 weeks after.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Reward
This Little Wiggy Pt.1 Build the Wiggum House Cash100
Unlock: Ralph
This Little Wiggy Pt.2 Make Ralph Eat a Crayon Sandwich Cash100
This Little Wiggy Pt.3 Build El Chemistri Restaurant Cash100
This Little Wiggy Pt.4 Make Ralph eat at El Chemistri 
Make Wiggum eat at El Chemistri
This Little Wiggy Pt.5 Make Lisa Work on her Blog Cash100
This Little Wiggy Pt.6 Make Brockman Do an Undercover Report Cash100
This Little Wiggy Pt.7 Make Ralph Play Wiggle Puppy Cash100
This Little Wiggy Pt.8 Make Nelson go to School 
Make Ralph go to School

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

This Little Wiggy Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Skinner Icon.png "Chief Wiggum, I'd like to report seeing a pant-less vagrant every morning."
Wiggum Icon.png "Who is this filthy hobo blighthing our good city?"
Skinner Icon.png "You!"
Wiggum Icon.png "Oh, um, well, darn it. I don't have anywhere else to sleep. As police chief, I can't break into the brown house."
"And you can sleep at the school. Where I work is full of criminals."
Skinner Icon.png "So is the school. Build yourself a house. Even Willie has a shack."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ralph Icon.png "I Choo-Choo-Choose this reality."
Wiggum Icon.png "Ralphie! Thank goodness. Finally, no more horrible me time."

This Little Wiggy Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon.png "Congratulations, Springfield! With the Wiggum boy back, we've been officially crowned . . .
America's Fattest City by Chunky Lovers Magazine!"
Homer Icon.png "We're Number 1! We're Number 1!"
Ralph Icon.png "When I do as Mommy says I get a buttersicle."
Lisa Icon.png "Springfield is in a dangerous health crisis. And only one thing can save it - the Internet!
I need to resume Mom's food blog to encourage this town to eat better."
Ralph Icon.png "I like to eat rainbows!"

This Little Wiggy Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Icon.png "Little Girl, you have not been replying to my comments on your blog. You would know me as MeisterChef47."
Lisa Icon.png "I deduced that. I keep telling you, I don't know any restaurants that serves baby back tauntaun."
Comic Book Guy Icon.png "I do not wish to associate myself with such pretentious garbage.
Springfield needs a genuinely inspired restaurant to awaken the inspid palate of this town.
I couldn't possibly take a date to any of the ones we have now... which is why I don't date."
Lisa Icon.png "Yes, I'm sure that's why."

This Little Wiggy Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png "I'm inviting all the, um, big boned of Springfield to try the forged vegetable jellies at El Chemistri."
"It's a diet that will, um, make your bones less big."
Wiggum Icon.png "I used to worry about not being able to see my shoes, but that's not a problem now that Ralphie's here to tie them."
"But Ralphie, do you want to try the new restaurant?"
Ralph Icon.png "Yay! Chemistri sounds like a magician. I want to eat magic food."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon.png "Thanks, Lisa. Now Ralphie and I are off to Krustyburger for dessert. And what you have before dessert."
Lisa Icon.png "But chief..."
Wiggum Icon.png "Hey, if I get too thin, people will expect me to actually chase down criminals."

This Little Wiggy Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ralph Icon.png "I like reading your blog, Lisa. Some letters look like giraffes."
Lisa Icon.png "Thanks. Everyone wants to talk to me. I finally understand the appeal of being popular!"
Ralph Icon.png "Yay! Can we play?"
Lisa Icon.png "Ooo, um, yeah, I'd love to. Just... I'm really busy."

This Little Wiggy Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Brockman Icon.png "Life-threatening weight gain is spreading. Finally, a chance to say "No fatties" on air! Now all I need is a story to put around that."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Brockman Icon.png "...thank you Lisa, the town appreciates that your efforts have taken Springfield from morbidly obese to functionally obese."
"Tubby Tike, do you have any folksiness to add?"
Ralph Icon.png "Fire tastes burn-y when I lick it."

This Little Wiggy Pt. 7[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon.png "I'm sorry, Ralphie, but I can't watch you AND ignore my paperwork. Can't you use the power of imagination to not bother me?"
Ralph Icon.png "Okay, Daddy. I have a friend who always comes by right after I take a ride in the microwave."

This Little Wiggy Pt. 8[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Nelson Icon.png "Hi, Chief Wiggum. I was wondering if I can borrow Ralph for a little game of American Patriot Hero."
Wiggum Icon.png "Of course. It's good to play with actual people, and not just imaginary characters all the time."
Nelson Icon.png "Now, Ralph, I'll be the brave soldier fighting our enemies, and you can be the flag I raise in victory. Let's go to the flag pole."
Ralph Icon.png "Yay! I get to visit my pigeon pals!"
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