Thirteen Monkeys is a side questline that was released on February 24, 2017, for the Destination Springfield 2017 Event. It requires the character Vicious Monkeys.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Thirteen Monkeys Pt. 1 Make Vicious Monkeys Steal Refreshments 4h Cash100
Thirteen Monkeys Pt. 2 Reach Level 19 and Build Springfield Penitentiary*
Make Snake Organize a Gang of Monkeys

*Only appears if the player hasn't unlocked Snake.

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Thirteen Monkeys Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Moe Icon.png Hey, Mayor Quimby. Your shipment of monkeys has arrived from Rio de Janeiro.
Quimby Happy Icon.png Wonderful! Nothing adds Brazilian flavor like the screaming of furious primates.
Moe Shocked Icon.png Hey, how come they're headed into the barra?
Homer Surprised Icon.png They're stealing the fruit from our tropical drinks!

Thirteen Monkeys Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Marge Surprised Icon.png Help, an adorable monkey snatched my handbag!
Nelson Sad Icon.png A monkey stole my stolen squishee!
Milhouse Surprised Icon.png This one grabbed the camera I was filming it with.
Quimby Stern Icon.png Someone needs to take charge of these thieving monkeys!
Snake Icon.png Uh, I volunteer.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon.png Chief Wiggum, when are you going to do something about organized crime in this city?
Fat Tony Angry Icon.png That mob of monkeys is taking over from my mob of mafiosos!
Wiggum Confused Icon.png I'd like to help, but the monkeys stole all our police car keys. They are so cute!
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