They Have Internet on Computers Now? is a 2-part questline that unlocks The Java Server.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Task Time Reward
They Have Internet on Computers Now? Pt. 1 Build The Java Server Cash100
Experience10
They Have Internet on Computers Now? Pt. 2 Make Comic Book Guy visit The Java Server Cash275
Experience70

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

They Have Internet on Computers Now? Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Icon.png "This town doesn't even have a coffee shop where I can order one small drink, then spend the day taking up a whole booth and leeching off their wi-fi."
"Worst. Springfield. Ever!"

They Have Internet on Computers Now? Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Icon.png "At last, a place for me to work on my screenplay!"
"It's a thousand page sci-fi epic that will cost one trillion dollars to shoot as written."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Icon.png "Ugh, their little chairs won't support my ample frame!"
"From now on, I'll only drink coffee at home, at work, and in restaurants..."
"The way people had to before ten years ago."
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