They’re Hotter Than H.E. Double Hockey Sticks! is a questline from the Thanksgiving 2014 Event.


Quest Requirements Time Triggered By
They’re Hotter Than H.E. Double Hockey Sticks! Purchase Heimlich Machine -- Puritan Flanders

Dialogue Edit

Character Dialogue
Sacagawea Lisa Icon "Is something the matter, Mr. Flanders? Your face is red, and you're sweating profusely."
Puritan Flanders Icon "Lisa, I ate some of those delicious-looking cherry tomatoes but it feels like they jumped my GI tract."
Sacagawea Lisa Icon "Oh, no! Those were habanero peppers! They're 120 times hotter than jalapeños."
Puritan Flanders Icon "UGGHH! Gotta get ‘em out! Gotta get ‘em out!"
Homer Icon "There's only two ways to get them out: pump or dump."
Homer Icon "I'd prefer “pump.” And luckily there's a Heimlich Machine to do just that."
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