The Worn Identity was the third main questline for the Secret Agents 2017 Event. It is the main questline for Act 2.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Worn Identity Pt. 1 Make Homer Become a Sleeper Agent 4h Personal Intel Icon.png100
Experience10
Homer
The Worn Identity Pt. 2 Make Homer Go Undercover 4h Personal Intel Icon.png100
Experience10
Homer
The Worn Identity Pt. 3 Make Homer Run From Bees 4h Personal Intel Icon.png100
Experience10
Homer
No Rest for the Wicked Make Homer Practice His Evil Laugh
Make Sea Captain Feed the Mutant Sharks
Make Willie Clean the Death Traps
4h
4h
4h
Personal Intel Icon.png100
Experience10
Marge
Secret Agent Moe Make Moe Retrieve Preserves of Mass Destruction 4h Personal Intel Icon.png500
Experience50
Moe

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Worn Identity Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Hank Scorpio Sad Icon.png We can't keep up! For every enemy we know about, there are four more hiding in the shadows.
Krusty Joking Icon.png Like paternity suits!
Skinner Icon.png Or Mother's moles.
Hank Scorpio Annoyed Icon.png What good are eyes everywhere, when half of them are lazy? What we need is a sleeper agent.
Homer Nightcap Icon.png Did someone say “sleeper”? *Yawn* I might be able to help you out.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Man-In-Tan Icon.png Sir, are you alright?
Homer Sleepy Icon.png Wha...?
Hank Scorpio Pleased Icon.png Homer, you did it: you exposed an enemy agent!
Homer Woohoo Icon.png Woo-hoo! That's a lot less than I normally expose!

The Worn Identity Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Hank Scorpio Icon.png You're a natural covert agent, Homer. I'm sending you under cover.
Homer Icon.png Ooh, “under covers”! Do I get pajamas? If not, I can sleep in the buff.
Hank Scorpio Icon.png What you get is this donut with a microscopic camera, so that you-
Homer Mouthfull Icon.png A micro-what?
Hank Scorpio Annoyed Icon.png That camera is lost forever.
Homer Icon.png We can get it back when it comes out.
Hank Scorpio Annoyed Icon.png Like I said, “lost forever”. We'll go with a second camera in a giant cowboy hat instead.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Hank Scorpio Icon.png How'd it go? Did you get some good footage?
Camera Hat Homer Sad Icon.png I watched a plastic bag blow in the wind for hours.
Camera Hat Homer Annoyed Icon.png That footage is still more exciting than Daniel Day Lewis' “Lincoln”.
If you liked that animated job, check out the Camera Hat Homer outfit in the store now!
 
— System Message.


The Worn Identity Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Horrified Icon.png Egahh!! Those are the most horrifying monsters I've ever seen!
Hank Scorpio Icon.png This is the footage we recovered from your stomach.
Homer Confused Icon.png Last night's pork chops don't look so pretty anymore.
Hank Scorpio Icon.png And why is your hat buzzing?
Homer Icon.png That's probably the bee. I bugged it, just like you said.
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png Don't worry, I made sure it was a queen: I'm not an idiot.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Camera Hat Homer Surprised Icon.png Soon I'll be more honey than spy!

No Rest for the Wicked[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Hank Scorpio Icon.png Being an evil mastermind isn't all fun and games – except for Mastermind: the game, which is fun. We can play that after this.
Marge Nervous Icon.png I can only imagine how much dust builds up in an underground volcano base.
Hank Scorpio Icon.png It's worth it for what I save on my heating bill, and nothing keeps the minions in line like being surrounded by molten lava.
Homer Confused Icon.png An evil mastermind isn't just evil laughs and Rube Goldberg death traps?
Hank Scorpio Icon.png No. And it's not a one-man operation. One has to surround oneself with good henchmen like you, Homer.
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png There's no "I" in Mastermind.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Laughing Icon.png Muhahaha!
Hank Scorpio Icon.png Keep practicing – it's got to come from a deep dark place within you.
Homer Confused Icon.png It's coming from my gut.
Hank Scorpio Icon.png I meant your childhood.

Secret Agent Moe[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Hank Scorpio Icon.png It's time we fought fire with its mortal enemy: more fire!
Lisa Shouting Icon.png Didn't the Cold War teach you anything about world-devastating weapon one-upmanship?
Hank Scorpio Pleased Icon.png That's a great idea: an endless cycle of fear!
Moe Icon.png I got just what you guys need: a jar of pickled eggs that's been sitting by the radiator since I first opened shop.
Hank Scorpio Icon.png Do we dare cross the line into biological warfare?
What's a secret agent theme without an outdated, sexist trope like the Femme Fatale?
 
— System Message.


End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Moe Icon.png No one will mess with you, so long as you've got these rancid bomb shells!
Homer Mouthfull Icon.png Hey Moe, your eggs are bursting with flavor!
The story will continue in Act 3. Keep scanning for agents and collecting intel to get more prizes!
 
— System Message.


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