The Worn Identity

The Worn Identity
Content Update	Secret Agents 2017 Event
Level Required	5
Release Date	April 11, 2017
Number of Quests	3 + 2
Preceded by	Eye Spy, You Spy (Act 1)
Succeeded by	Mission Unpossible (Act 3)

The Worn Identity was the third main questline for the Secret Agents 2017 Event. It is the main questline for Act 2.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
The Worn Identity Pt. 1	Make Homer Become a Sleeper Agent	4h	100 10	Homer
The Worn Identity Pt. 2	Make Homer Go Undercover	4h	100 10	Homer
The Worn Identity Pt. 3	Make Homer Run From Bees	4h	100 10	Homer
No Rest for the Wicked	Make Homer Practice His Evil Laugh Make Sea Captain Feed the Mutant Sharks Make Willie Clean the Death Traps	4h 4h 4h	100 10	Marge
Secret Agent Moe	Make Moe Retrieve Preserves of Mass Destruction	4h	500 50	Moe

Dialogue

The Worn Identity Pt. 1

Start

Character	Dialogue
	We can't keep up! For every enemy we know about, there are four more hiding in the shadows.
	Like paternity suits!
	Or Mother's moles.
	What good are eyes everywhere, when half of them are lazy? What we need is a sleeper agent.
	Did someone say “sleeper”? *Yawn* I might be able to help you out.

End

Character	Dialogue
	Sir, are you alright?
	Wha...?
	Homer, you did it: you exposed an enemy agent!
	Woo-hoo! That's a lot less than I normally expose!

The Worn Identity Pt. 2

Start

Character	Dialogue
	You're a natural covert agent, Homer. I'm sending you under cover.
	Ooh, “under covers”! Do I get pajamas? If not, I can sleep in the buff.
	What you get is this donut with a microscopic camera, so that you-
	A micro-what?
	That camera is lost forever.
	We can get it back when it comes out.
	Like I said, “lost forever”. We'll go with a second camera in a giant cowboy hat instead.

End

Character	Dialogue
	How'd it go? Did you get some good footage?
	I watched a plastic bag blow in the wind for hours.
	That footage is still more exciting than Daniel Day Lewis' “Lincoln”.

“	If you liked that animated job, check out the Camera Hat Homer outfit in the store now!	”
	— System Message.

The Worn Identity Pt. 3

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Egahh!! Those are the most horrifying monsters I've ever seen!
	This is the footage we recovered from your stomach.
	Last night's pork chops don't look so pretty anymore.
	And why is your hat buzzing?
	That's probably the bee. I bugged it, just like you said.
	Don't worry, I made sure it was a queen: I'm not an idiot.

End

Character	Dialogue
	Soon I'll be more honey than spy!

No Rest for the Wicked

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Being an evil mastermind isn't all fun and games – except for Mastermind: the game, which is fun. We can play that after this.
	I can only imagine how much dust builds up in an underground volcano base.
	It's worth it for what I save on my heating bill, and nothing keeps the minions in line like being surrounded by molten lava.
	An evil mastermind isn't just evil laughs and Rube Goldberg death traps?
	No. And it's not a one-man operation. One has to surround oneself with good henchmen like you, Homer.
	There's no "I" in Mastermind.

End

Character	Dialogue
	Muhahaha!
	Keep practicing – it's got to come from a deep dark place within you.
	It's coming from my gut.
	I meant your childhood.

Secret Agent Moe

Start

Character	Dialogue
	It's time we fought fire with its mortal enemy: more fire!
	Didn't the Cold War teach you anything about world-devastating weapon one-upmanship?
	That's a great idea: an endless cycle of fear!
	I got just what you guys need: a jar of pickled eggs that's been sitting by the radiator since I first opened shop.
	Do we dare cross the line into biological warfare?

“	What's a secret agent theme without an outdated, sexist trope like the Femme Fatale?	”
	— System Message.

End

Character	Dialogue
	No one will mess with you, so long as you've got these rancid bomb shells!
	Hey Moe, your eggs are bursting with flavor!

“	The story will continue in Act 3. Keep scanning for agents and collecting intel to get more prizes!	”
	— System Message.