The Worn Identity was the third main questline for the Secret Agents 2017 Event. It is the main questline for Act 2.
Quests[]
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Requirements
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Time
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Reward
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Triggered By
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The Worn Identity Pt. 1
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Make Homer Become a Sleeper Agent
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4h
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100 10
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Homer
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The Worn Identity Pt. 2
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Make Homer Go Undercover
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4h
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100 10
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Homer
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The Worn Identity Pt. 3
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Make Homer Run From Bees
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4h
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100 10
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Homer
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No Rest for the Wicked
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Make Homer Practice His Evil Laugh Make Sea Captain Feed the Mutant Sharks Make Willie Clean the Death Traps
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4h 4h 4h
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100 10
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Marge
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Secret Agent Moe
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Make Moe Retrieve Preserves of Mass Destruction
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4h
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500 50
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Moe
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Dialogue[]
The Worn Identity Pt. 1[]
Start[]
Character
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Dialogue
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We can't keep up! For every enemy we know about, there are four more hiding in the shadows.
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Like paternity suits!
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Or Mother's moles.
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What good are eyes everywhere, when half of them are lazy? What we need is a sleeper agent.
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Did someone say “sleeper”? *Yawn* I might be able to help you out.
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End[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Sir, are you alright?
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Wha...?
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Homer, you did it: you exposed an enemy agent!
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Woo-hoo! That's a lot less than I normally expose!
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The Worn Identity Pt. 2[]
Start[]
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Dialogue
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You're a natural covert agent, Homer. I'm sending you under cover.
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Ooh, “under covers”! Do I get pajamas? If not, I can sleep in the buff.
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What you get is this donut with a microscopic camera, so that you-
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A micro-what?
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That camera is lost forever.
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We can get it back when it comes out.
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Like I said, “lost forever”. We'll go with a second camera in a giant cowboy hat instead.
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End[]
Character
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Dialogue
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How'd it go? Did you get some good footage?
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I watched a plastic bag blow in the wind for hours.
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That footage is still more exciting than Daniel Day Lewis' “Lincoln”.
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“
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If you liked that animated job, check out the Camera Hat Homer outfit in the store now!
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”
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— System Message.
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The Worn Identity Pt. 3[]
Start[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Egahh!! Those are the most horrifying monsters I've ever seen!
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This is the footage we recovered from your stomach.
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Last night's pork chops don't look so pretty anymore.
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And why is your hat buzzing?
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That's probably the bee. I bugged it, just like you said.
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Don't worry, I made sure it was a queen: I'm not an idiot.
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End[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Soon I'll be more honey than spy!
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No Rest for the Wicked[]
Start[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Being an evil mastermind isn't all fun and games – except for Mastermind: the game, which is fun. We can play that after this.
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I can only imagine how much dust builds up in an underground volcano base.
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It's worth it for what I save on my heating bill, and nothing keeps the minions in line like being surrounded by molten lava.
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An evil mastermind isn't just evil laughs and Rube Goldberg death traps?
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No. And it's not a one-man operation. One has to surround oneself with good henchmen like you, Homer.
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There's no "I" in Mastermind.
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End[]
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Dialogue
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Muhahaha!
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Keep practicing – it's got to come from a deep dark place within you.
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It's coming from my gut.
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I meant your childhood.
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Secret Agent Moe[]
Start[]
Character
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Dialogue
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It's time we fought fire with its mortal enemy: more fire!
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Didn't the Cold War teach you anything about world-devastating weapon one-upmanship?
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That's a great idea: an endless cycle of fear!
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I got just what you guys need: a jar of pickled eggs that's been sitting by the radiator since I first opened shop.
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Do we dare cross the line into biological warfare?
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“
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What's a secret agent theme without an outdated, sexist trope like the Femme Fatale?
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”
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— System Message.
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End[]
Character
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Dialogue
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No one will mess with you, so long as you've got these rancid bomb shells!
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Hey Moe, your eggs are bursting with flavor!
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“
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The story will continue in Act 3. Keep scanning for agents and collecting intel to get more prizes!
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”
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— System Message.
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