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The Worn Identity was the third main questline for the Secret Agents 2017 Event. It is the main questline for Act 2.

Quests[]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Worn Identity Pt. 1 Make Homer Become a Sleeper Agent 4h Personal Intel Icon100
Experience10
Homer
The Worn Identity Pt. 2 Make Homer Go Undercover 4h Personal Intel Icon100
Experience10
Homer
The Worn Identity Pt. 3 Make Homer Run From Bees 4h Personal Intel Icon100
Experience10
Homer
No Rest for the Wicked Make Homer Practice His Evil Laugh
Make Sea Captain Feed the Mutant Sharks
Make Willie Clean the Death Traps
4h
4h
4h
Personal Intel Icon100
Experience10
Marge
Secret Agent Moe Make Moe Retrieve Preserves of Mass Destruction 4h Personal Intel Icon500
Experience50
Moe

Dialogue[]

The Worn Identity Pt. 1[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Hank Scorpio Sad Icon We can't keep up! For every enemy we know about, there are four more hiding in the shadows.
Krusty Joking Icon Like paternity suits!
Skinner Icon Or Mother's moles.
Hank Scorpio Annoyed Icon What good are eyes everywhere, when half of them are lazy? What we need is a sleeper agent.
Homer Nightcap Icon Did someone say “sleeper”? *Yawn* I might be able to help you out.

End[]

Character Dialogue
Man-In-Tan Icon Sir, are you alright?
Homer Sleepy Icon Wha...?
Hank Scorpio Pleased Icon Homer, you did it: you exposed an enemy agent!
Homer Woohoo Icon Woo-hoo! That's a lot less than I normally expose!

The Worn Identity Pt. 2[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Hank Scorpio Icon You're a natural covert agent, Homer. I'm sending you under cover.
Homer Icon Ooh, “under covers”! Do I get pajamas? If not, I can sleep in the buff.
Hank Scorpio Icon What you get is this donut with a microscopic camera, so that you-
Homer Mouthfull Icon A micro-what?
Hank Scorpio Annoyed Icon That camera is lost forever.
Homer Icon We can get it back when it comes out.
Hank Scorpio Annoyed Icon Like I said, “lost forever”. We'll go with a second camera in a giant cowboy hat instead.

End[]

Character Dialogue
Hank Scorpio Icon How'd it go? Did you get some good footage?
Camera Hat Homer Sad Icon I watched a plastic bag blow in the wind for hours.
Camera Hat Homer Annoyed Icon That footage is still more exciting than Daniel Day Lewis' “Lincoln”.
If you liked that animated job, check out the Camera Hat Homer outfit in the store now!
 
— System Message.


The Worn Identity Pt. 3[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Homer Horrified Icon Egahh!! Those are the most horrifying monsters I've ever seen!
Hank Scorpio Icon This is the footage we recovered from your stomach.
Homer Confused Icon Last night's pork chops don't look so pretty anymore.
Hank Scorpio Icon And why is your hat buzzing?
Homer Icon That's probably the bee. I bugged it, just like you said.
Homer Sarcastic Icon Don't worry, I made sure it was a queen: I'm not an idiot.

End[]

Character Dialogue
Camera Hat Homer Surprised Icon Soon I'll be more honey than spy!

No Rest for the Wicked[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Hank Scorpio Icon Being an evil mastermind isn't all fun and games – except for Mastermind: the game, which is fun. We can play that after this.
Marge Nervous Icon I can only imagine how much dust builds up in an underground volcano base.
Hank Scorpio Icon It's worth it for what I save on my heating bill, and nothing keeps the minions in line like being surrounded by molten lava.
Homer Confused Icon An evil mastermind isn't just evil laughs and Rube Goldberg death traps?
Hank Scorpio Icon No. And it's not a one-man operation. One has to surround oneself with good henchmen like you, Homer.
Homer Sarcastic Icon There's no "I" in Mastermind.

End[]

Character Dialogue
Homer Laughing Icon Muhahaha!
Hank Scorpio Icon Keep practicing – it's got to come from a deep dark place within you.
Homer Confused Icon It's coming from my gut.
Hank Scorpio Icon I meant your childhood.

Secret Agent Moe[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Hank Scorpio Icon It's time we fought fire with its mortal enemy: more fire!
Lisa Shouting Icon Didn't the Cold War teach you anything about world-devastating weapon one-upmanship?
Hank Scorpio Pleased Icon That's a great idea: an endless cycle of fear!
Moe Icon I got just what you guys need: a jar of pickled eggs that's been sitting by the radiator since I first opened shop.
Hank Scorpio Icon Do we dare cross the line into biological warfare?
What's a secret agent theme without an outdated, sexist trope like the Femme Fatale?
 
— System Message.


End[]

Character Dialogue
Moe Icon No one will mess with you, so long as you've got these rancid bomb shells!
Homer Mouthfull Icon Hey Moe, your eggs are bursting with flavor!
The story will continue in Act 3. Keep scanning for agents and collecting intel to get more prizes!
 
— System Message.


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