The Whole Truth is the second questline of the Treehouse of Horror XXV Event.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Triggered By
The Whole Truth Pt. 1 Make Kang Report to Rigellian High Command Count 24h Kang
The Whole Truth Pt. 2 Make Kang Probe Homer 1d 12h Kang
The Whole Truth Pt. 3 Make Kang Drink Count x2
Make Homer Drink Count x2
8h Kang
The Whole Truth Pt. 4 Make Kang Probe Homer 1d 12h Kang
The Whole Truth Pt. 5 Make Kang Reflect on his Situation 24h Kang

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Whole Truth Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Kang Icon.png "High Command would like to be debriefed on the progress of the invasion."
Kang Sad Icon.png "The entire Rigellian army being squished into oblivion could be seen as a loss."
Kang Icon.png "Luckily, I'm the king of spin. I will really have to pile on the space-cow droppings."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Kang Icon.png "Operation Earth-Over-Confident has been a rousing success. They aren't afraid of us at all!"
Rigellian Chief Icon.png "SILENCE! Do not drool on me and call it precipitation!"
"You have failed once again."
"And you wonder why we only let you conquer planets with malls!"
"You are relieved of your command. Return to Rigel VII in disgrace."
Kang Sad Icon.png "Wait! Give me one more chance! I can take down Earth. I just need to figure out their weaknesses!"
Rigellian Chief Icon.png "You mean you haven't probed them to detect their weaknesses yet? Why not?"
Kang Sad Icon.png "Well, to be honest, it kind of weirds me out.
Rigellian Chief Icon.png "I'm glad you felt comfortable enough to be honest with me."
Kang Icon.png "Really?"
Rigellian Chief Icon.png "OF COURSE NOT!"
"Get to probing, maggot!"

The Whole Truth Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Kang Sad Icon.png *sigh* "Might as well get this over with."
Kang Icon.png "Halt, corpulent human! Prepare to be probed!"
Homer Scared Icon.png *shriek*
Kang Icon.png "Now I have to chase him. Ugh, look how he jiggles."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Kang Icon.png *wheeze* "You are surprisingly spry for one so gelatinous."
Homer Happy Icon.png "Wow. I've never outrun anyone before."
Homer Icon.png "I guess it's ‘cause I'm running on two feet as opposed to a million suction cups."
Kang Sad Icon.png "Also I just drank a lot of water. Ugh, cramp!"
"High Command would like to be debriefed on the progress of the invasion."

The Whole Truth Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Kang Sad Icon.png "I am a failure. Earth is too much for me." *sniff*
Homer Sad Icon.png "Aw – hey, don't cry. I assume what you're doing there is crying."
Kang Sad Icon.png *sniff* "It is! I could not even catch a pregnant Earthling female."
Homer Annoyed Icon.png "What? I'm male!"
Kang Icon.png "You are? You look like you are expecting a litter of human cubs!"
"Well, that makes me feel a little better."
Homer Happy Icon.png "Yep, no shame in not catching a strapping young male."
Kang Icon.png "Really? This is what passes for strapping on this planet?"
Homer Icon.png "Okay, maybe not strapping, but I'm for sure not pregnant."
Kang Icon.png "In that case… wanna get super drunk with me? I'm depressed."
Homer Happy Icon.png "Sure, I'll go with you. But, honestly, I'd probably do it even if I was pregnant."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Drunk Icon.png "I've always wanted to know... how do you guys tell each other apart?"
Kang Drunk Icon.png "I was going to ask you the same thing!"

The Whole Truth Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Drunk Icon.png "You know, Kang, you're all right."
Kang Icon.png "You as well. After getting inebriated with you I feel I can now call you “friend.”"
Homer Drunk Icon.png "Awww, thanks."
Kang Icon.png "Prepare to be probed, friend!"
Homer Scared Icon.png *shriek*

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Character Dialogue
Kang Sad Icon.png "It's hopeless! I still can't catch you even after I got you drunk."
Homer Icon.png "Wait, you got me drunk just so you could catch me? I trusted you!"
Kang Icon.png "I'm sorry. Let me make it up to you by buying you bigger, stronger drinks."
Homer Happy Icon.png "Sounds great!"

The Whole Truth Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Kang Sad Icon.png "Why are you humans so cruel?"
Lisa Angry Icon.png "Cruel? You invaded our planet!"
Homer Serious Icon.png "I bonded and got drunk with you twice in one day."
Kang Sad Icon.png "But you and your bar friends drew a mustache on my dome after I passed out on the pool table."
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png "Yes, we are a charming bunch."
Kang Icon.png "I need time alone to do some heavy thinking."
Lisa Embarrassed Icon.png "You might want to take off the “kick me” sign."
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png "We are adorable."
Kang Icon.png ...

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Kang Icon.png "If I am thrown out of the Rigellian army, I will have to move back in with mother."
Kang Sad Icon.png "And she has that new young boyfriend."
Kang Angry Icon.png "He was a jerk in high school, he is a jerk now."
Kang Icon.png "I suppose I could stay here."
"This planet isn't so bad. There are some decent waterfalls."
"And I like the direction the Human Race is going with the whole Pretzel-Hotdog thing..."
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