The Whack is Back is a limited-time side questline released on May 09, 2016 for the Whacking Day 2016 Event.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Whack is Back Pt. 1 Pat 5 Snakes to Sleep (x5) - Cash100
The Whack is Back Pt. 2 Slap 5 Snakes Down (x5) - Cash100
The Whack is Back Pt. 3 - - Western Snake Lisa

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Whack is Back Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png ...Whack...
Homer Icon.png
Homer Icon.png
Homer Dreamy Icon.png
Homer Shocked Icon.png Whacking Day!
Homer Happy Icon.png Whacking-Day-Whacking-Day-Whacking-Day!!!
Homer Happy Icon.png LISA!!!! Do you know what day is almost here?! I'll give you a hint: it involves whacking, and it's a day.
Lisa Nagging Icon.png Jeez, let me guess...
Lisa Deadpan Icon.png Can we just skip our beloved family snake-bludgeoning festival this year? Look around! It's Western times!
Lisa Icon.png Let's just focus on the current theme! Can't we lay off the animals, and just focus on gunning down our fellow human beings?
Homer Icon.png Not this year, Lisa! You tricked me out of Whacking Day for the last two years in a row.
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png Besides, I'm tired of battling humans in the streets. Humans are smart! Cold-brained reptiles are much easier to hunt!
Lisa Angry Icon.png Fine. But no snake-whacking! We're going to do this thing my way!

End[edit | edit source]

Stock up on traditional Whacking Day goodies before it's too late!
— System Message.

The Whack is Back Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Sad Icon.png Lisa, if we just PAT the snakes, they'll lose respect for us. And respect for humans is probably very important in snake culture. Can't I whack just one?
Lisa Icon.png Can you just smack them around a little? That might not be too bad.
Homer Icon.png Well, it's not as good as murder. Any idiot could see that. But I suppose it's better than just leaving the snakes alone. Which would be AWFUL.

The Whack is Back Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Confused Icon.png Dad, the snakes look miserable. Can't we just leave them alone?
Homer Annoyed Icon.png If you take getting whacked away from the snakes, they've got nothing. Everything you're saying is incredibly selfish and inhumane.
Lisa Eyeroll Icon.png ...
Homer Sad Icon.png Ugh, fine, I'll stop. And I was just about to double whack a big one!
Homer Icon.png His head's a little bumpy, but we'll just put a hat on him and he's good as new!
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