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The Whack is Back is a limited-time side questline released on May 09, 2016 for the Whacking Day 2016 Event.
Contents
Quests[edit | edit source]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
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| The Whack is Back Pt. 1 | Pat 5 Snakes to Sleep (x5) | - |  100  10
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Auto |
| The Whack is Back Pt. 2 | Slap 5 Snakes Down (x5) | - | 100 10
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Homer |
| The Whack is Back Pt. 3 | - | - | Western Snake | Lisa |
Dialogue[edit | edit source]
The Whack is Back Pt. 1[edit | edit source]
Start[edit | edit source]
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...Whack... |
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...ing... |
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...day... |
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Whack...ing...Day... |
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Whacking Day! |
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Whacking-Day-Whacking-Day-Whacking-Day!!! |
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LISA!!!! Do you know what day is almost here?! I'll give you a hint: it involves whacking, and it's a day. |
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Jeez, let me guess... |
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Can we just skip our beloved family snake-bludgeoning festival this year? Look around! It's Western times! |
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Let's just focus on the current theme! Can't we lay off the animals, and just focus on gunning down our fellow human beings? |
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Not this year, Lisa! You tricked me out of Whacking Day for the last two years in a row. |
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Besides, I'm tired of battling humans in the streets. Humans are smart! Cold-brained reptiles are much easier to hunt! |
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Fine. But no snake-whacking! We're going to do this thing my way! |
End[edit | edit source]
| “ | Stock up on traditional Whacking Day goodies before it's too late! | ” |
— System Message.
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The Whack is Back Pt. 2[edit | edit source]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Lisa, if we just PAT the snakes, they'll lose respect for us. And respect for humans is probably very important in snake culture. Can't I whack just one? |
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Can you just smack them around a little? That might not be too bad. |
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Well, it's not as good as murder. Any idiot could see that. But I suppose it's better than just leaving the snakes alone. Which would be AWFUL. |
The Whack is Back Pt. 3[edit | edit source]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Dad, the snakes look miserable. Can't we just leave them alone? |
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If you take getting whacked away from the snakes, they've got nothing. Everything you're saying is incredibly selfish and inhumane. |
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... |
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Ugh, fine, I'll stop. And I was just about to double whack a big one! |
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His head's a little bumpy, but we'll just put a hat on him and he's good as new! |
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