The Whack is Back

The Whack is Back is a limited-time side questline released on May 09, 2016 for the Whacking Day 2016 Event.

Quests Edit

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
The Whack is Back Pt. 1	Pat 5 Snakes to Sleep (x5)	-	100 10	Auto
The Whack is Back Pt. 2	Slap 5 Snakes Down (x5)	-	100 10	Homer
The Whack is Back Pt. 3	-	-	Western Snake	Lisa

Dialogue Edit

The Whack is Back Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character	Dialogue
	...Whack...
	...ing...
	...day...
	Whack...ing...Day...
	Whacking Day!
	Whacking-Day-Whacking-Day-Whacking-Day!!!
	LISA!!!! Do you know what day is almost here?! I'll give you a hint: it involves whacking, and it's a day.
	Jeez, let me guess...
	Can we just skip our beloved family snake-bludgeoning festival this year? Look around! It's Western times!
	Let's just focus on the current theme! Can't we lay off the animals, and just focus on gunning down our fellow human beings?
	Not this year, Lisa! You tricked me out of Whacking Day for the last two years in a row.
	Besides, I'm tired of battling humans in the streets. Humans are smart! Cold-brained reptiles are much easier to hunt!
	Fine. But no snake-whacking! We're going to do this thing my way!

End Edit

The Whack is Back Pt. 2 Edit

Character	Dialogue
	Lisa, if we just PAT the snakes, they'll lose respect for us. And respect for humans is probably very important in snake culture. Can't I whack just one?
	Can you just smack them around a little? That might not be too bad.
	Well, it's not as good as murder. Any idiot could see that. But I suppose it's better than just leaving the snakes alone. Which would be AWFUL.

The Whack is Back Pt. 3 Edit

Character	Dialogue
	Dad, the snakes look miserable. Can't we just leave them alone?
	If you take getting whacked away from the snakes, they've got nothing. Everything you're saying is incredibly selfish and inhumane.
	...
	Ugh, fine, I'll stop. And I was just about to double whack a big one!
	His head's a little bumpy, but we'll just put a hat on him and he's good as new!