The Van Houten Curse was a limited-time questline released on September 8, 2020. It was the main questline of Act 4 of the The Van Houtens 2020 Event, progressing through it unlocked all of the Act's personal prizes. It was preceded by the quest The Most Popular Girl in School. It was succeeded by the short outro quest True Friend.
Quests[]
Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered by |
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The Van Houten Curse Pt. 1 | Collect Pasta Bowls (x155) Make Bart Roll for Initiative Make Database Cast a Protection Spell on the Party* |
- 4h 4h |
100 10 |
Auto |
The Van Houten Curse Pt. 2 | Collect Pasta Bowls (x110) Make Milhouse Wait for Nana at the Airport Make Lisa Wait With Milhouse at the Airport |
- 4h 4h |
100 10 |
Auto |
The Van Houten Curse Pt. 3 | Collect Pasta Bowls (x150) Make Milhouse Introduce Lisa to His Nana Make Lisa Meet Milhouse’s Nana Make Nana Sophie Mussolini Examine Milhouse* |
- 4h 4h 4h |
100 10 |
Auto |
The Van Houten Curse Pt. 4 | Collect Pasta Bowls (x150) Make Lisa Break Up With Milhouse Make Milhouse Cry and Run Home |
- 4h 4h |
100 10 |
Auto |
The Van Houten Curse Pt. 5 | Collect Pasta Bowls (x190) Make Bart Invite Milhouse to His House Make Milhouse Play at Bart’s House |
- 4h 4h |
100 10 |
Auto |
* Will only appear if the character is owned by the player.
Dialogue[]
The Van Houten Curse Pt. 1[]
Start[]
End[]
Gives one The Van Houtens Mystery Box Token.
The Van Houten Curse Pt. 2[]
Start[]
End[]
No dialogue.
Unlocks Solvang Air.
The Van Houten Curse Pt. 3[]
Start[]
Character | Dialogue |
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Welcome to Springfield, Nana! | |
File:Nana Sophie Mussolini Annoyed Icon.png | What I tell you about speaking English? |
But we’re in America! That’s what we speak here. | |
File:Nana Sophie Mussolini Annoyed Icon.png | Fine. But use your hands so I understand what you say. |
File:Nana Sophie Mussolini Happy Icon.png | And who’s this? Bella ragazza! Much too pretty for you. What does her family owe us? |
Nothing, Nana. This is my girlfriend, Lisa. | |
*wildly waving hands* It’s nice to meet you. | |
File:Nana Sophie Mussolini Happy Icon.png | Ah! I like her! *squeezes Lisa’s cheeks* Bella! Bella ragazza! |
End[]
Character | Dialogue |
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Milhouse, take my bags inside. And be careful! They are entirely full of wine from my vineyard. Take them straight to your wine cellar. | |
Milhouse, do you think maybe we could go do something now, just the two of us? | |
Well, as soon as the feeling is back in our cheeks we could get gelato. | |
File:Nana Sophie Mussolini Annoyed Icon.png | I can’t see what you’re saying. Raise your hands! |
Nana, Lisa and I only need to buy two more gelatos to get a free— | |
File:Nana Sophie Mussolini Annoyed Icon.png | Gelatos? Stupido! More than one gelato is gelati! Bring those cheeks right over here now! |
Unlocks Nana Sophie Mussolini's Vineyard.
The Van Houten Curse Pt. 4[]
Start[]
End[]
Character | Dialogue |
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Nana, Lisa doesn’t want to hang out with me! What am I gonna do? | |
File:Nana Sophie Mussolini Annoyed Icon.png | *shakes him* You could act like a Van Houten! |
Alright. I’ll try to suck it up. | |
File:Nana Sophie Mussolini Annoyed Icon.png | No! Cry! Cry like a bambino! Get used to it. This is the Van Houten Curse. |
What is? | |
All Van Houtens have a short time when they become popular. How do you think your Papa won over my Luann? | |
I thought he could crush beer cans on his forehead. | |
And remember — the Van Houten popularity never comes back after it leaves. Ever. | |
Never? | |
File:Nana Sophie Mussolini Annoyed Icon.png | NEVER. |
File:Nana Sophie Mussolini Happy Icon.png | Now, come. I'm going to get you the best gelato Springfield's Little Italy has to offer. Not that good, but I have a coupon. Buy ninety-eight… |
Unlocks Springfield's Little Italy.
The Van Houten Curse Pt. 5[]
Start[]
End[]
Unlocks Italian Milhouse.
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