The Usual Suspect is a premium questline released on November 10, 2015, 2015, along with the Level 59 update. To start the quest, the player has to unlock the Springfield Museum.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Usual Suspect Pt. 1 Make Molloy Eat a 3pm Early-Bird Dinner at Luigi's 60m Cash100
The Usual Suspect Pt. 2 Make Wiggum Let Molloy Go
Make Grampa Call 911 to Report Cat Burglar is Back*
The Usual Suspect Pt. 3 Make Wiggum Give Molloy a Special Investigator Badge
Make Molloy Park Squad Car in Red Zones for Kicks
The Usual Suspect Pt. 4 Make Special Investigator Molloy “Find the Burglar” 8h Cash100
The Usual Suspect Pt. 5 Make Molloy Sneak Into the Museum 60m Cash100
The Usual Suspect Pt. 6 Make Wiggum Arrest Molloy 3h Cash100
The Usual Suspect Pt. 7 Tap on one of the houses Molloy didn't hit to search it! - Donuts1

* will only appear if the player has him.

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Usual Suspect Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Molloy Icon.png "Perhaps coming back to the town I robbed blind wasn’t the wisest idea."
Molloy Annoyed Icon.png "Especially with this post-explosion layout, which seems like it was done by someone of farm animal-level intelligence."
Molloy Annoyed Icon.png "How can I rob places when I can’t find them?"
Molloy Happy Icon.png "But I’m always up for a challenge. And becoming the first to loot a town AND its rebuilt version will definitely be a challenge!"
Molloy Happy Icon.png "Before starting, however, I need to grab some dinner."

The Usual Suspect Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Grampa Startled Icon.png "Help! Police! The cat burglar is back! He’s gonna cat burgle me!"
Molloy Annoyed Icon.png "So much for my assumption that no one in the nursing home would remember anyone they hadn’t seen in more than a day."
Grampa Startled Icon.png "Help! Police! The cat burg-"
Lou Icon.png "We know. We just put him in handcuffs. In front of you."
Wiggum Serious Icon.png "I have to admit, Molloy. I’m totally shocked."
Molloy Icon.png "That I’d return to Springfield?"
Wiggum Icon.png "No, that Grampa Simpson said something that actually turned out to be true."
Eddie Icon.png "No reports of anything missing from the town, Chief."
Wiggum Sad Icon.png "*sigh* Well, I guess we gotta take off those cuffs and let you go. Where are those keys..."
Molloy Happy Icon.png "Sorry, I stole them. Couldn’t resist."

The Usual Suspect Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Molloy Icon.png "So, Chief, has the crime rate fallen since I’ve been locked up?"
Wiggum Confused Icon.png "What the--? Why are you in that cell?"
Molloy Icon.png "I escaped in. To show you that Springfield’s got a crime problem even with me out of the picture."
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon.png "Well, crime HAS been up recently. And every year since I've been on the force."
Molloy Icon.png "Look, I feel bad for my past transgressions, and want to help you. It takes a criminal to know a criminal!"
Wiggum Icon.png "Well we DO have a lot of cold cases. Tell you what -- we’ll make you Special Investigator Molloy."
Wiggum Icon.png "But you don’t get the full pension benefit! You only get a $250,000 a year pension benefit."

The Usual Suspect Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Molloy Icon.png "Hi, would you mind if I had a look inside your house?"
Homer Surprised Icon.png "You’re that cat burglar guy! No way!"
Molloy Happy Icon.png "Well I’m also now that Special Investigator guy, so you don’t have a choice."
Homer Confused Icon.png "They hired YOU as a Special Investigator? Why?"
Molloy Surprised Icon.png "Because there are burglars on the loose in Springfield! See, look, your MyPad is gone!"
Homer Surprised Icon.png "Hey! That was here when you came in!"
Molloy Icon.png "Darn it, the burglar must’ve snuck in while we were talking. Don’t worry, I’ll find him!"

The Usual Suspect Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Molloy Sad Icon.png "It seems my plan to re-rob Springfield had one minor flaw -- there’s still no pawn shop to sell my goods!"
Molloy Annoyed Icon.png "Who would build a monorail before a pawn shop? Way to service your low income community."
Molloy Icon.png "But there IS a jewelry store…"
Molloy Happy Icon.png "Looks like like I might be needing that cubic zirconia after all."

The Usual Suspect Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Serious Icon.png "Special Investigator Molloy, I have some news on the museum robbery."
Molloy Icon.png "Oh, the one where someone stole the cubic zirconia and 16 priceless paintings?"
Wiggum Confused Icon.png "I think it was 15."
Molloy Happy Icon.png "It was 16."
Wiggum Serious Icon.png "Well as you know, there were no suspects..."
Wiggum Serious Icon.png "But then Sarah happened to be reading some hoity-toity art magazine, and they listed Room 213 of the Springfield Retirement Castle as #7 on the list of the “World’s 10 Greatest Art Collections.”"
Molloy Happy Icon.png "I made it? Yesssss!!!!"
Wiggum Serious Icon.png "You’re about to make another list - “Top 10 Longest Sentences at Springfield Penitentiary.”"

The Usual Suspect Pt. 7[edit | edit source]

End[edit | edit source]

You found a donut!
— In-Game Message

Character Dialogue
Molloy Happy Icon.png "Go ahead, take it! It’s perfectly OK!"
Molloy Icon.png "See how much fun stealing is?"

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • The quest name is a parody of the American film The Usual Suspects.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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