| Quest
| Requirements
| Time
| Reward
| Triggered By
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| The Ungrateful Dead Pt.1
| Build Monroe Family Therapy Center
| 24h
|  100, 10
Unlock: Marvin Monroe
| Lisa
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| The Ungrateful Dead Pt.2
| Make Marvin Monroe Tell People How They Should Feel
| 4h
| 100, 10
| Marvin Monroe
|
| The Ungrateful Dead Pt.3
| Make Marvin Monroe Offer a Therapy Deal
| 8h
| 100, 10
| Marvin Monroe
|
| The Ungrateful Dead Pt.4
| Make Marvin Monroe Psychoanalyze Homer
| 12h
| 100, 10
| Marvin Monroe
|
| The Ungrateful Dead Pt.5
| Make Marvin Monroe Psychoanalyze Milhouse
| 4h
| 100, 10
| Milhouse
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| The Ungrateful Dead Pt.6
| Make Marvin Monroe Sit in Silence
| 24h
| 100, 10
| Marvin Monroe
|
| The Ungrateful Dead Pt.7
| Make Monroe Psychoanalyze His Own Reflection
| 12h
| 100, 10
| Marvin Monroe
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| Character
| Dialogue
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| "Springfield has really grown."
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| "It has all the necessary services of a modern American town."
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| "But that still leaves the unnecessary ones."
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| "What are you thinking? Yoga studio?"
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| "Even worse."
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| Character
| Dialogue
|
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| "After years trapped in the abyss of limbo, I'm back among the living!"
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| "What a profound and traumatic experience!"
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| "Pfft, everyone in this town has gone through that. Well, except me."
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| "But it's a voyage to the beyond and back! A little death, if you will."
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| "Don't mind if I do!"
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| "This sort of thing should take years of therapy to process!"
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| Character
| Dialogue
|
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| "This entire town has been through the trauma of death and rebirth."
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| "Ugh. Are you still going on about this?! Most people just make a joke about it and move on."
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| "Usually with some scheme to make money... or some story involving a conspiracy theory."
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| "No, Homer! This town needs therapy... and I'm the only previously-licensed therapist here."
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| "Forget it. I'm not paying some guy to listen to my problems..."
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| "Except in the form of buying a lot of beer at his bar."
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| "What if the session was free?"
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| "How's next Tuesday at 1:00?"
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| Character
| Dialogue
|
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| "Welcome, Homer. Are you ready for your session?"
|
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| "I've got my top three questions ready to go."
|
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| "You have questions?"
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| "Yup. Number one...what are the winning lottery numbers for this weekend?"
|
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| "What?"
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| "Okay, tell me who wins at the track this weekend."
|
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| "Homer, I'm not a psychic, I'm a psychiatrist!"
|
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| "Top grossing Summer movies?"
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| "*sigh* Just... tell me about your childhood."
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| Character
| Dialogue
|
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| "...and then it turned out Mom wasn't dead and Dad had been lying to me--"
|
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| "That's tough stuff, Homer. Tough stuff."
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| "Is that all you have to say?"
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| "Uhm..."
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| "I'm spilling my guts out to you, man! Say something!"
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| "Uhm… That's all the time we have?"
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
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| "I've got big problems, Doc."
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| "You've come to the right place!"
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| "I have a constant feeling of dread, like my entire future is at risk."
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| "What is your biggest concern?"
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| "I don't like where the Radioactive Man franchise movie is going. It's making me start to doubt his origin story."
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| "Who's the villain? Who am I rooting for?!"
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| "Milhouse, these aren't real problems."
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| "It's too much for me to handle sometimes!"
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
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| "Mister Nahasapeemapetilon, what would you like to talk about today?"
|
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| "The role of death in life? The meaning of existence?"
|
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| "Honestly, I just came in for an hour of peace away from my eight soul-crushing little miracles."
|
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| "I see. So tell me what's going on with your family."
|
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| "Can we just sit in silence instead?"
|
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| "Umm…"
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| "Shhhh!"
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
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| "What purpose do I have as a therapist if no one will talk about real problems?"
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| "Wait a minute -- I'm talking about real problems!"
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| "Tell me Marvin, how long have you felt this way?"
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100, 
10
