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The Ultranet of Things is a side questline that was released on January 15, 2020, for the Holidays of Future Past 2020 Event. It requires the building, the Ultranet.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Ultranet of Things Pt. 1 Make Zia Share Her Ultranet Project With Family
Make President Lisa* Be Impressed With Zia's Project
Make Retired Homer** Visit Virtual Krusty's
6h
6h
6h
Cash100
XP10
Zia Simpson
OR Auto
The Ultranet of Things Pt. 2 Make Empty-Nest Marge*** Attend Virtual Book Club
Make Virtual Helen Tell Marge How She Really Feels
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Empty-Nest Marge
OR Auto
The Ultranet of Things Pt. 3 Make Mooch Bart**** Visit Virtual Springfield Elementary
Make Virtual Skinner Tell Bart What He Really Thinks
8h
8h
Cash100
XP10
Empty-Nest Marge
OR Auto
The Ultranet of Things Pt. 4 Make Retired Homer** Listen to Virtual Flanders Tell Him the Truth
Make Virtual Flanders Tell Homer What He Really Thinks
6h
6h
Cash100
XP10
Retired Homer
OR Auto
The Ultranet of Things Pt. 5 Make Zia Fine Tune Virtual Springfield
Make President Lisa* Fine Tune Virtual Springfield
8h
8h
Cash200
XP20
President Lisa
OR Auto

*If the player hasn't unlocked President Lisa, Lisa will be required.
**If the player hasn't unlocked Retired Homer, Homer will be required.
***If the player hasn't unlocked Empty-Nest Marge, Marge will be required.
****If the player hasn't unlocked Mooch Bart, Bart will be required.

Dialogue Edit

The Ultranet of Things Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Zia Simpson Happy Icon Hey guys! For my school project I recreated Springfield in the Ultranet, exactly like it was before I was born.
President Lisa Happy Icon That's amazing! How'd you do it?
Zia Simpson Icon It was pretty simple: hours of coding, an old blueprint algorithm, neural mapping...
President Lisa Icon Jeez, whatever happened to cardboard dioramas...
Zia Simpson Icon Don't worry, I recreated a few of your crappy dioramas too!
Retired Homer Happy Icon I'm gonna to go back and get a burger at Krusty's from before they were replaced with Impassable Burgers -- fake meat that stays in you forever.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon You know these burgers are just computer simulations, right?
Retired Homer Icon Don't care.
Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon Wow, I've never seen someone get fatter from eating holograms!

The Ultranet of Things Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Empty-Nest Marge Happy Icon This is exciting! I'm going to visit my old book club!
Helen Lovejoy Icon Oh, how wonderful. It's marge. Bring us any of your under-layered taco dip?
Empty-Nest Marge Annoyed Icon Even a virtual recreation of you is catty towards me?
Helen Lovejoy Icon My Cattiness Index is dialled down to one. I guess you just bring it out of me, virtual or not.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Helen Lovejoy Angsty Icon ...and don't get me started on that fat oaf of a husband of hers!
Empty-Nest Marge Annoyed Icon I should've known it was going to go like this when I saw the book you were reading was "Jane Eyre Your Grievances".

The Ultranet of Things Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Empty-Nest Marge Annoyed Icon Zia, I think there's something wrong with your Ultranet Springfield! Everyone in it is very mean.
Retired Homer Surprised Icon Yeah! I usually feel bad about myself after I gorge at a fast-food place, not during!
Zia Simpson Apathetic Icon It's probably because of the neural scans. You're hearing what people really thought of you back in the day.
Mooch Bart Happy Icon Hearing what people really think? I want in on this!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Skinner Surprised Icon ...took years off my life! Sandbagged my career! Blew any chance I had for love...
President Lisa Annoyed Icon This doesn't bother you?
Mooch Bart Happy Icon Are you kidding? These are my greatest hits!

The Ultranet of Things Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Retired Homer Icon Alright Virtual Flanders, I know you’ve been waiting years for this moment. Let me have it -- tell me what you really think about me!
Retired Homer Icon And don’t hold back, you holier-than-thou, annoying, goody-two-shoes--
Ned Icon Uh, wasn’t I supposed to be the one unburdening myself?
Retired Homer Icon Oh, right. Sorry. Go ahead... stupid Virtual Flanders...

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Ned Sad Icon Golly, Homer. I guess the truth is I think that deep down you’re really a swell guy!
Ned Thinking Icon Sure, I wish you’d been a little nicer, a little more sober, and that you wouldn’t have stolen so many of my belongings…
Ned Happy Icon But aw heck, you were the best neighboreeno a fella could ask for!
Retired Homer Icon *sniff!* Finally -- a version of Flanders I actually like!
Ned Pained Icon *ZZZZZT!* Tears…shorting…me…out! Are you…there, Maude? It’s…me…Ned! *ZZZZT!*

The Ultranet of Things Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
President Lisa Sad Icon Zia, maybe you could fine-tune your project a little to make its virtual reality a little less….real.
Zia Simpson Sad Icon But Mom, you said the Ultranet should be mankind’s greatest tool in the search for truth and understanding!
President Lisa Icon I don’t remember saying that...
Zia Simpson Icon Oh yeah, that was the virtual version of you. I guess I spend a lot more time with her because she’s less demanding...
President Lisa Surprised Icon I’m not demanding! Now change the damn settings!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Angry Icon You’re all a bunch of no-good morons!
Rockin' Otto Annoyed Icon Screw you, Quimby! I’ll run you down with my bus!
President Lisa Icon I thought we made the virtual citizens nicer?
Zia Simpson Icon We made them too nice -- the A.I. is rejecting it. Being jerks is just too deeply ingrained in Springfielders’ DNA!
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