The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders

The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders
Level Required	5
Number of Quests	5
Requires	Ski Lift
Given by	Ned Flanders

The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders was a 5-part questline that was available during the Christmas 2014 Event once the Player placed the Ski Lift in their Springfield.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Triggered By
The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 1	Make Ned Wiggle Into His Ski Suit	60m	Ned
The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 2	Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Invade Homer's Dreams	4h	Homer
The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 3	Make Ned Search for a Bible Make Church Ladies Ogle Flanders	2h 4h	Ned
The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 4	Reach Level 25 and build Burns Manor Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Change a Tire	24h 12h	Ned
The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 5	Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Catch the Ski Lift	24h	Ned

Dialogue

The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 1

Character	Dialogue
	Hey, the ski lift is up and running. Time to zip into my aerodynamic ski suit and ascend unto the heavens.
	It's a tight fit, tighter than a halo on a fat angel. Gotta bend, stretch, and wiggle my behind to get into it.
	But once I'm in, feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
	Wonder who I'm saying all this stuff too.

The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 2

Character	Dialogue
	Oh, why do I have to peek in through Flanders' windows?
	Stupid Sexy Flanders.

The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 3

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Alright, off to ski some virgin powder.
	After I marry it, of course.
	Ned! The Lady's Bible Study Group needs your help.
	What can I do for you, pray-boreenos?
	Our only bible has fallen through a crack in the floor. Can you bend way over to get it out?
	Don't worry if you have to wriggle a lot to do it.
	Lucky I'm wearing this incredibly flexible suit.
	It's like I'm wearing nothing at all!
	It's like he's wearing nothing at all!
	It's like he's wearing nothing at all!
	It's like he's wearing nothing at all!

The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt.3

End

Character	Dialogue
	Well, that was a struggle. Almost like someone was down under the floor trying to fight me for the good book.
	Of course not. Trust me, we'd know. We all got a fantastic look.
	Next time it's someone else's turn down under here.

The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 4

Character	Dialogue
	Now to hit some extreme skiing pistes.
	Can't believe I said “piste”. It's French, and that's not even the worst thing about it.
	Mr. Flanders! Could I get some help changing the tire on Mr. Burns car?
	Okily-tirejack-strokily. Lucky I'm wearing this ski suit, because there's going to be a lot of bending over and straining and heaving.
	Yes. Feels like you're wearing nothing at all.

The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 5

Character	Dialogue
	What a lot of delays in getting to the ski slopes.
	Ned, I hope you don't feel you've been rather… looked over.
	No, I'm no Pontius Pilate when it comes to people admiring the results of my pilates.
	My bod is made by God, and there's no burning bush if people want to look at my tush.
	Good rhyming. Maybe you should go skiing now.