The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders was a 5-part questline that was available during the Christmas 2014 Event once the Player placed the Ski Lift in their Springfield.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Triggered By
The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 1 Make Ned Wiggle Into His Ski Suit 60m Ned
The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 2 Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Invade Homer's Dreams 4h Homer
The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 3 Make Ned Search for a Bible
Make Church Ladies Ogle Flanders
2h
4h
Ned
The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 4 Reach Level 25 and build Burns Manor
Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Change a Tire
24h
12h
Ned
The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 5 Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Catch the Ski Lift 24h Ned

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ned Icon.png Hey, the ski lift is up and running. Time to zip into my aerodynamic ski suit and ascend unto the heavens.
Ned Icon.png It's a tight fit, tighter than a halo on a fat angel. Gotta bend, stretch, and wiggle my behind to get into it.
Ned Icon.png But once I'm in, feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
Ned Icon.png Wonder who I'm saying all this stuff too.

The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Scared Icon.png Oh, why do I have to peek in through Flanders' windows?
Homer Angry Icon.png Stupid Sexy Flanders.

The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Stupid Sexy Flanders Icon.png Alright, off to ski some virgin powder.
Stupid Sexy Flanders Icon.png After I marry it, of course.
Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Ned! The Lady's Bible Study Group needs your help.
Stupid Sexy Flanders Icon.png What can I do for you, pray-boreenos?
Bernice Hibbert Icon.png Our only bible has fallen through a crack in the floor. Can you bend way over to get it out?
Luann Icon.png Don't worry if you have to wriggle a lot to do it.
Stupid Sexy Flanders Icon.png Lucky I'm wearing this incredibly flexible suit.
Stupid Sexy Flanders Icon.png It's like I'm wearing nothing at all!
Luann Icon.png It's like he's wearing nothing at all!
Bernice Hibbert Icon.png It's like he's wearing nothing at all!
Helen Lovejoy Icon.png It's like he's wearing nothing at all!

The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt.3[edit | edit source]

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Stupid Sexy Flanders Icon.png Well, that was a struggle. Almost like someone was down under the floor trying to fight me for the good book.
Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Of course not. Trust me, we'd know. We all got a fantastic look.
Lindsey Naegle Icon.png Next time it's someone else's turn down under here.

The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Stupid Sexy Flanders Icon.png Now to hit some extreme skiing pistes.
Stupid Sexy Flanders Icon.png Can't believe I said “piste”. It's French, and that's not even the worst thing about it.
Smithers Icon.png Mr. Flanders! Could I get some help changing the tire on Mr. Burns car?
Stupid Sexy Flanders Icon.png Okily-tirejack-strokily. Lucky I'm wearing this ski suit, because there's going to be a lot of bending over and straining and heaving.
Smithers Dreamy Icon.png Yes. Feels like you're wearing nothing at all.

The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Stupid Sexy Flanders Icon.png What a lot of delays in getting to the ski slopes.
Marge Icon.png Ned, I hope you don't feel you've been rather… looked over.
Stupid Sexy Flanders Icon.png No, I'm no Pontius Pilate when it comes to people admiring the results of my pilates.
Stupid Sexy Flanders Icon.png My bod is made by God, and there's no burning bush if people want to look at my tush.
Marge Icon.png Good rhyming. Maybe you should go skiing now.
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