The Trouble With Twins is a Level 34 questline mainly associated with the premium characters Sherri and Terri.


Quest Requirements Reward
The Trouble with Twins Pt. 1 Make Sherri and Terri use Their Secret Language Cash100
The Trouble with Twins Pt. 2 Make Sherri and Terri use Their Secret Language Cash100
The Trouble with Twins Pt. 3 Make Sherri and Terri Do the Creepy Twin Stare Cash100
The Trouble with Twins Pt. 4 Have a Shrub

Make Milhouse Hide From Girls

The Trouble with Twins Pt. 5 Make Sherri and Terri Cry to Get What They Want Cash100
The Trouble with Twins Pt. 6 Make Sherri and Terri Torment Bart Simpson Cash100
The Trouble with Twins Pt. 7 Make Sherri and Terri Play Kickball

Make Kids Play Kickball (x4)

The Trouble with Twins Pt. 8 Make Sherri and Terri Mock Others Cash100
The Trouble with Twins Pt. 9 Make Sherri and Terri Mock Others Cash100
The Trouble with Twins Pt. 10 Make Sherri and Terri Mock Others Cash100
The Trouble with Twins Pt. 11 Make Sherri and Terri Do the Creepy Twin Stare Cash100


The Trouble with Twins Pt. 1Edit

Character Dialogue
Sherri & Terri Icon "I love that in New Springfield, we're premium characters."
Sherri & Terri Icon "Check out these lame, non-premium characters."
Sherri & Terri Icon "How I pity their easy affordability. Could they cost fewer donuts? The answer is no, because they cost zero donuts."
Sherri & Terri Icon "To cost less, they'd have to cost negative donuts, which there's no such thing as."
Sherri & Terri Icon "You can't bake a negative donut. And even if you could never glaze it. Because glaze is positive. Poor, poor boys."
Sherri & Terri Icon "Let's moch them some more, shall we? But using our secret, unbreakable code language so they won't understand what we say."
Sherri & Terri Icon "Switching to secret code language.... now. B-come bin b-Terri. B-do b-you b-read b-me, b-Terri?"
Sherri & Terri Icon "B-loud band b-clear, b-secret b-code blangaguge b-buddy!"

The Trouble with Twins Pt. 2Edit

Character Dialogue
Sherri & Terri Icon "Bi- b-wonder bif b-Milhouse's b-cooties b-have b-blue b-eyebrows b-too?"
Milhouse Icon "I can tell you're talking about me. But why are you using that secret, unbreakable code language?"
Sherri & Terri Icon "B-Milhouse b-thinks b-we're b-talking babout b-him. B-That's b-so b-sad."
Sherri & Terri Icon "B-even b-though b-he's b-correct, bit's b-sad b-he'd b-think b-so."
Milhouse Icon "It's no fair to exclude other people. All the TV cartoons agree. So I'm going to put a stop to this!"

The Trouble with Twins Pt. 3Edit

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Icon "Principal Skinner, the twins are using a secret language that the rest of us can't understand."
Skinner Icon "Son, I realize schoolyard politics can be difficult. But dealing with difficult social situations is how we grow."
"If I step in now, I'm doing you a disservice."
Milhouse Icon "I see. Maybe I'll just a register a complaint with Superintendent Chalmers."
Skinner Icon "A complaint?! Attention, children! Effective immediately, all secret languages are banned on school property!"
"Any kindergarteners babbling incoherently will be assumed to be speaking a secret language, and will be expelled."
Sherri & Terri Icon "You ratted on us, Milhouse. And now you will recevie the worst punishment we can dish out."
Sherri & Terri Icon "The super-creeepy, super-intense Sherri/Terri double stare of death."
Milhouse Icon "No, please! Anything but that It's off-putting! Off-puttiinnnnnggggg..."

The Trouble with Twins Pt. 4Edit

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Icon "Lisa, save me from Terri and Sherri! Their eyes are swirling pools of liquid hate."
"The kind of hate only found in Magnetos, Emperors Palpatine and little girls!"
Lisa Icon "I won't help you! You got our secret language banned!"
Milhouse Icon "Wait a second -- you speak it too? But I thought it was a twin language between Sherri and Terri."
Lisa Icon "No, it's a secret language all the girls at this school speak. We'll explain why in a few quests."
"But right now, you're to come with me. They want an explanation..."
Milhouse Icon "No! I can't! I don't know how to talk to girls yet!"

The Trouble with Twins Pt. 5Edit

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Icon "Help, I'm being pursued by women! It's every guy's nightmare!"
Bart Icon "Milhouse, follow me. I don't know what you did, but you pissed off boykind's natural enemy, the girl, and we're eternally grateful."
Martin Icon "We hereby grant you asylum in the only place no female can ever reach you -- the boys' bathroom."
Sherri & Terri Icon "Attention, boys! The girls demand immediate extradition of Milhouse Van Houten."
Sherri & Terri Icon "His actions have compromised the safety of everyone at this school, and he must answer for his crimes."
Nelson Icon "Not a chance. Boy Power!"
Sherri & Terri Icon "Then you leave us no choice. Time to pull out our ultimate weapon. Just try to resist this!"

The Trouble with Twins Pt. 6Edit

Character Dialogue
Sherri & Terri Icon "We demand you hand over Milhouse at once! He is a known tattletale and a convicted Knockout cheat.
Sherri & Terri Icon "And by harboring him, you seriously jeopardize historically fragile boy-girl relations."
Bart Icon "Uh, listen. I don't think he'll leave the bathroom. He seems to really love it."
Milhouse Icon "Bathroom life is sweet! There's so much to do! Sink showering, mirror staring, smell smelling..."
Sherri & Terri Icon "Ew, I could never spend my nights sleeping on the couch in the girls' bathroom."
Bart Icon "You have a couch in there? I knew it! I knew the girls' bathroom was nicer than ours!"

The Trouble with Twins Pt. 7Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon "What's so important about protecting your secret girl language anyway? I can't imagine even girls care about the dumb things girls say."
Sherri & Terri Icon "For your FYI, we use our secret language to protect you."
Bart Icon "Oh my OMG, what kind of an idiot do you think I am? You seriously expect me to believe that you talk in code to protect boys?"
Sherri & Terri Icon "In the truth. You see-- wait, was that the recess bell I just heard? Can we pick this up later?"
Bart Icon "Of course. We may hate each other, and that's a wonderful thing, but nothing is more important than recess."

The Trouble with Twins Pt. 8Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon "And we're back. Good game, by the way."
Sherri & Terri Icon "GG, Bart! Now, I was explaining how our secret language protects you. It's very simple -- you aren't prepared to hear what girls say about you."
Sherri & Terri Icon "You see, we girls grow up faster than you. We understand fashion, social cues, music, trends, etc., at a level far, far superior to your own."
Sherri & Terri Icon "We could verbally rip you to shreds any time we please. But that would destroy you."
Sherri & Terri Icon "And then come middle school, we would have no one date."
Sherri & Terri Icon "So you see, our having a secret language is really the best thing for everybody."
Bart Icon "That's crazy! Why would I ever care what a girl thinks about me?"
Sherri & Terri Icon "Then you leave us no choice. I'm sorry, Bart. I'd hoped we could avoid this."

The Trouble with Twins Pt. 9Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon "Wait a second! Where do you girls get off calling my look "so 1989."
"I wasn't even born then! And I certainly wasn't a ten year old boy in 1989. I would have aged by now!"
Nelson Icon "Bart, the girls say my vest doesn't flatter my shape. Tell me that's not true! It'd ruin me!"
Sherri & Terri Icon "What's wrong, Bart? Can't handle a little constructive criticism?"
Bart Icon "When you said you'd bag on the boys, I never dreamt you meant me. Everyone knows my moves are the freshest and my threads are the dopest!"
Sherri & Terri Icon "This can end anytime you want. Just give us Milhouse."
Bart Icon "Never'

The Trouble with Twins Pt. 10Edit

Character Dialogue
Martin Icon "Bart, the girls can tell I have a crush on the art teacher. How is this possible?!"
Nelson Icon "They're calling me "uncouth!" Make it stop!"
Bart Icon "Don't listen to them, men! Don't let the girls win!"

The Trouble with Twins Pt. 11Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon "Augh! I don't want to understand another awful word from you terrible, horrible creatures."
"Ladies, take Milhouse. He's yours. Just bring back your secret language!"
Milhouse Icon "No, you have to protect me. I'm a whistleblower! I was performing a public service! Don't let the twins have me!"
Sherri & Terri Icon "You belong to us now, Milhouse."
Sherri & Terri Icon "Come here. Come here and accept your punishment."
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