"There's nothing quite like authentic Puritan Thanksgiving cooking!" "Unfortunately that's not what we're getting this year."
"The authentic ship sailed a while ago when I became Sacagawea in Squanto times."
"I suppose we'll get through this like Lewis and Clark got through their first winter in Plymouth."
"As the ghost of Squanto, I want to say I'm very confused."
"Sorry. The holidays can be hectic. Take some veggie-turkey back to the spirit world with you?"
"Pass."
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"You know what Lisa! That healthy fake food isn't half bad!" "Rod and Todd could use a heapin' helpin' themselves. Care to break vegan bread over at the Flanders' spread?"
"I'd love to!"
The Thanksgiving Meal Pt. 2[]
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"I'm looking forward to eating a real Thanksgiving meal at your place this year, Stupid Flanders." "And not scraping another one of Lisa's vegetarian feasts into Snowball II's litter box."
"You must have missed the last bit of chit-chat I had with Lisa." "Your daughter did all my Thanksgiving food shopping this year." "It's gonna be lean and green."
"D'oh!" "I'm eating a healthy Thanksgiving again?!" "And the only real turkey there will be Flanders!"
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Don't forget to come back tomorrow for some leftovers!